31 moons ago. I think. I don't really remember.
Which of your toes is your favorite?
I don't like my toes. I like my claws.
Where is your hand right now?
Um, which one?
Do you secretly have a crush on Donald Duck?
No. I secretly have a want to eat him.
What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Cheese that is made out of meat and isn't really cheese.
Are you photo-shy?
No.
Have you ever eaten a fried lemming?
Yes. They're very yummy, but I prefer them raw.
Have you ever eaten a peanut?
Yes.
Killed a peanut?
Yes.
Harmed a peanut in any way?
In every way possible.
Do you read Daniel Pinkwater books?
No, I rip them apart.
Have you ever ridden on a snail?
I always crush them when I try to stand on them.
Would you ever use a pink pen?
No.
Where is your hand now?
Holding a dollar bill.
Do you subscribe to Chunky Monkey News?
Yes, of course.
If you took the Which Simpson Are You quiz, which Simpson were you?
I'm not a Simpson. I'm a wolf.
This is the end of the interview. Are you happy?
No.
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