Quiz: Are You Super?

Yes, you have to actually write down and keep track of the answers on this. (Gasp! Work!) Sorry. Some day it will be nice and lazy, but for now, due to being hosted on Freewebs, I cannot make it so easy for you.

1) Do you like cheese?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Feta feta feta!

2) What is your motto?
A. Fred is dead!
B. If you keep both feet planted firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
C. I like cheese!
D. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
E. Um, I don't have a motto.
F. If you eat a lot of speghetti, your name will be Freddie.
G. Every cloud has a silver lining.
H. I have a motto, but it's invisible.

3) What is your favorite TV show?
A. World's Deadlist Executions
B. The Planet From Outer Space
C. Buffy the Lettuce Slayer
D. Honey, I Ate the Audience!
E. Home Improvement

4) Do you feel the need to constantly express your appreciation for cheese?
A. Yes
B. No

5) Which is your favorite form of government?
A. Capitalism
B. Socialism
C. Communism
D. What?

6) If you are about to fight your arch-nemisis, Bob, you would. . .
A. Run away
B. Cry
C. Eat cheese
D. Stock up on potatoes, Bob's weakness
E. Run around in circles
F. Die

7) Who is Bob?
A. I don't know.
B. The person who stole my rubber duck.
C. My arch-nemisis--you just said so.
D. A piece of cheese.
E. A person.

8) Who is your arch-nemisis?
A. George W. Bush
B. Bob!
C. Mr. Dempsey
D. Fred
E. Don't have one
F. Darth Vader

9) Who is your role model?
A. George W. Bush
B. Bob
C. Mr. Dempsey
D. Fred
E. Don't have one
F. Darth Vader

10) What is your ideal weight?
A. 400 pounds
B. Why do you care?
C. 10 pounds
D. 300 potatoes
E. The equivalent of Fred's speghetti.

11) In the past week, how many times have you. . .
eaten a llama?___
killed a llama?___
been disrespectful to a llama?___
made a llama angry?___
made rude comments about orchestra?___
eaten an orchestra?___
jumped up and down on top of cheese?___
insulted violas?___
made viola jokes?___
hurt a flute?___
thought bad thoughts about piano?___

12) In the past week, how many times have you. . .
worn a hat?___
worn a cape?___
insulted Bush?___
praised llamas?___
praised orcehstra?___
flown through the air?___
eaten potatoes?___
rode a snail?___
read a book by Daniel Pinkwater?___
watched a Monty Python show/movie?___
praised viola, piano, or flute?___

Scoring

#s 1-10
Find the letter you picked on each question. See the number beside it. That is how many points you got (or lost). Now add it to the points you got for the next question. And so on. . .
1. A: +1, B: -5, C: +2
2. A: +1, B: +1, C: +1, D: +2, E: -1; F: +2, G: -2, H: +1
3. A: +0, B: +1, C: +2, D: +0, E: -1
4. A: +1, B: +0
5. A: +0, B: +1, C: +1, D:-1
6. A: -1, B: -2, C: -1, D: +1, E: +0, F: +0
7. A: +0, B: +0, C: -1, D: +0, E: -1
8. A: +0, B: -1, C: -1, D: +0, E: -2, F: -3
9. A: -5, B: -1, C: +1, D: +0, E: +0, F: +1
10. A: +1, B:-1, C: +0, D: +1, E: +1

#11
Subtract as many points as the number of times you have done each thing.

#12
Add as many points as the number of times you have done each thing.


Total Points___

So, How Did You Do?

Negative Points
You are un-super. Read How to be Super (It's an article.) Become super. Wear cape. Fly through air.

0-5 Points
You have much potential. Read How to be Super. Read Daniel Pinkwater books.

More than 5 Points
Good job! You are super! Read How to be Super anyway to become more super. You can always be more super. By the way, you can join the Super Listing to let others know you are super.

If you're wondering, which I'm sure you aren't, I scored an 18.

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