Welcome to The Little World of Cheesus
Hi! I'm Cheesus, Welcome to my little world! I am the one who brings you cheddar, I am the one who puts that nacho cheese over your nacho bell grandes at Taco Bell, I am the one who allows Cheese River to flow smoothly, I...am Cheesus! Welcome to my wonderful, cheesy (in the good way) website! Please, take your time to view my site, Thanks for visiting my site and please come again!
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Hello, My name is Cheesus. I was born in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 B.C., ever since, I have been making cheese for the people of the world. If someone disliked cheese, I would make them eat 500 helpings of cheddar cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, for 5,287 years. If someone mistreated cheese, I would use my magic to make the peice of cheese they were mistreating alive, and order the cheese to mistreat them back. If someone loves cheese and says nice things about it, I would give them a huge golden cheese wheel with 1,000,000 dollars within! If someone treats cheese the way it should be treated, I will give them a life-long supply of cheese! Any variety of their choosing! So treat cheese the way it should be treated! And don't worry, eating cheese is not a bad thing, it's a good thing! Eat more cheese
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Did you know?
Cheese is good!
Did you know?
Cheese is tastier than most things!
Did you know?
Cheese is the best tasting food in the whole world! Mwuahahaha!
And to some of my friends who may be veiwing this site right now...
Hello, cheese worshipers! Yeah, you better worship cheese...but I'm sure you all do!! So I'm fine with ya'll. Oh, and I'm fine with you calling me Cheesus, just don't ask for cheese or my autograph, cause you ain't gettin' none! Well, thanks for visiting my site, and look back every now and then because I'll be making some really cool changes, so thanks everyone.
Signed~~Cheesus
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