You have stumbled across the site of ayr based band 'The Jemmas' formerly known as prince.... i mean unblinkology/ the best band in the entire world...

And yes, that is the sound of screaming girls you can hear. Alas, not I.


as the wise words of someone or other once said....

" Mmhm, thats right. You may not have heard of us yet but that is simply due to reasons such as you are naive, ignorant or deaf/blind and dumb. If you are reading this, and haven't heard of us - then you are a retard because the site is titled -suitably enough- The Jemmas. Yes, well done. You have heard of us. Have a cookie. "

And you are wrong, i did not rip that off the last band site.

The Jemmas consists of  Duncan (drums) , Greame (who thinks of himself as the 'eye candy'..but who i fondly refer to as 'the duck') (Rhythm guitar/vocals), Tomas (Tomasto to the chosen few, although he is currently unaware of this fact)(guitar) and of course, James (bass guitar).


Who the duck are you? i hear you ask

Well I,  am  Jemma. That's right puny earthlings , the band was named after moi. If you dare to question me i shall kill your cat.
(Apparently Graeme will help but do you really trust him?)

I am the bands resident spoon (flying magical spoon of death and destruction to you)/ supposed badge maker/ propaganda-ist/ financial manager/ 'wee human fireball' and i am taking over from the last site manager who apparently couldn't spell. I wont ask...

Although, unfortunately, this site isn't about me, only the band named after me. But it SHALL be better than that last damn site where the bottom scroll bar went all flickery and annoying and wouldn't stop ever *rocks back and forth* it just wouldn't stop i tell you.

True, some say i have opressed rage....but lets not go there :|
HAHA how do you like that for an introductory paragraph eh graeme?muahahaha

NEWS

Okay, the erm - Ayrshire tour - planning has gone underway! The tour itself should be taking place over the easter weeks, and venues should include the Ark or under the couch. This is yet to be confirmed. Its just planning, remember? We are also hoping to have a support band for this event, but this is also to be confirmed. We're very organised, really..
-Graeme

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folks - if you want to see duncan in an afro and a tiara (photo taken by yours truly :D) then go to the updated photos page. ALSO we now have a guestbook of our very own to love and treasure and to feed every day and take on walks etc etc
-jemma

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think i pissed off james with my photo taking...oops. not enough singing i say,but then again thats just me isnt it. got a photo of graeme with a tiara and duncan with a tiara and an afro wig.nice
- jemma

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Good news folks - James dislikes the name AND the person it was named after ... score
- jemma

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WOW Graeme put stuff on the site. I think that is rather deserved of a little clap. Just a little one though. Duncan is getting the internet back on thursday and he is a keen supporter of the 'the jemmas' movement so YAY
 
- jemma

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Well, yes, there is News. Gig on Saturday 10th. Ayr. More information shall be comming.

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25/01/2005

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