Welcome to the The Hitchhikers Detective Agency. If you're reading this, you are probably already a member of our growing agency or you're interested in joining.
Or, you're looking for HickHitchers, the Mississippi-based dating agency. That's down the street and to your left.
Or, you might be from another agency, looking to snoop around. Please note, the hounds have now been released. But that probably doesn't scare you too much given you are sitting safely at home in front of your computer. In that case, please sign our Guestbook. We're happy to know who's visiting and please feel free to include your real name, height, weight, major credit number and your card's expiration date.
Or, you might be aimlessly wandering, not really looking for anything particular and you have no place to go. In other words, you're Hitchhiker material.