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This is my home page! I display all updates (or almost all updates, major updates I should say) that happen to my site. Some jokes may be fun to some people and not to others. To help understand some of the jokes you may have to visualize them. Like think of the updates as a meeting and what the updates say is what I would say to like a panel of people or executives. So that might help some or most of the jokes make them more funny. Oh and please don't forget to go to the Feedback Page, post a post at the Message Board under the Funny Things page, fill out my Form at our Links/Downloads page and sign our Guest Book!

Good News

June 22, 2005

Now this time advertisment is really I mean really on the way! Unlike what I said on June 9, 2005 things are going along. I have a new e-mail adress that is not in Dutch so it is much easier. I have decided to subscribe of what ever give my URL to new websites. One www.searchegg.com, is there search engin has added me under many key words and in the top 3 results, and many in 1st on top. But with this great news there is even better news. For anyone else that has a website, go to www.pliner.net. It is like the best or one of the best, at least the best that I know of, for helping with websites. It is definatly better then freewebs in the regards of the features. It has forms, banners, search egins as you see on this page, polls, chatrooms, message bouards, and some other things. Some of these things freewebs has, but the features are much better. Like the chat room provided by pliner is definatly better than freewebs! Also www.wolist.com has accepted me! You cannot find my site using the searchengin to well, but the more websites I have the more traffic :-). Also under recreation it is the 2nd one down for the time being, because it is new. Also it is rated 7 out of 10 :-) I still have aplied for 4 or 5 othe sites including www.dmoz.com, which is the master search engin. What google, altivista, and 100s of other sites use for their directories/search engins! Lets hope that they all except!

The Bad News

June 21, 2005

Now for the bad news, well TheHi Waz Here had a good run of like 15 days, but because of reasons I cannot explain TheHI Waz Here is going to have to close down. Were I am going to go I do not know. How I am going to get there well...I do not that eather. So I am sorry Edna...uhh I mean thoese like 5 or 6 people that were on here because I am to lazy to go and ask a whole bunch of new directories. So...

First Name: TheHI

Middle Name: Waz

Last Name: Here

Date of Death: June 21, 2005

Time: 10:54 A.M.

So good bye

-Yours Truely, TheHI

 

 

No, no, no just kidding, or am I?

Yes I am. TheHi Waz Here is still going to be around, but I do have some bad or annoying news. Well I have noticed how limited a non-premium user is. First i notice that you can only have .mid music files for back round music as a non-member. You have to understand that .mid files are the most basic of music files. And while you are going through my site you listen to the back round music you notice none of the songs have words, how odd? That's right .mid files have now words just elctronic instermints, some times just an eletric keyboard. So I can live with that. Next something else, but I forgot what it was, mabey it was nothing. Next, or next after the next, I find out you can only have 7 paragraphs so I get really firey or as my math teacher would say "I'm madder then fire!". I go to homepage and deleat my ad and poll, and still nothing. As you oviously know I have more than 7 paragraphs (ohh and paragraphs are each of these section like thingies not actualy paragraphs) so I do what I have been doing hit "insert paragraph" instead of "new paragraph" and viola, it worked so luckily I lopped holed throught one thing. I got back the poll, which I later deleated and put a cooler one under my "feedback" page. But was unable to get the advertisement back, lol you usualy hate advertisements. I was getting sick of it any way it didn't go with the textile. Lol this is rediculas I sound like a girl or even worse a women, and unfortantaly some of us are women (like Coach Z, see Garbage sale under Strong Bad E-mails , under www. homestarrunner, which is under a sub catigory of a search engin thingy, which is under...no I am not going to do that again, fun though, but no), were was I, o yah making fun of me, (in a high-pitched womenly voice) "Ohh my god! The advertisement so does not got with that templet dear!", lol. And back to my complaints next I added the...Ohh yah that one thing, I remembered now. It was the webpolls i couldn't access my webpolls, but that was no biggy just add counters and feedback and polls and stuff and it is fine. *continuing*...WebsAlbum and was adding pictures and found out I could only add like 5 pictures. What Kind Of Album Is That! 5 stinkin' pictures, I mean "Nice album there Bob. Has one of you born and presnt day, one of your wife born and present day, and finaly one of your little precisous he he he, I mean child and look you could only fit one of when he was born. Good you have a wallet that you can stuf the other 100 some odd pictures." I mean come on give us at least 10, what ever can't change them. Finally, I can only have 7 pages! A lot I can do with that well I am out of jokes for the time being.

Reguarly I would ask you to make donations, but do YOU see any Pay By pill...I mean bill,  no jk that was an honest typo made into a joke. Pay By Bill donations that is, if you see any Pay By Bill donations, and you are in at least the same week or so of this date please comit your self to the nearest mental instuatute by you ;-) Beacuse if you have a phone you have a mental instatute. Call Simon, Kirk, and Inches at 1-800-YOUR-CRAZY. Since there is none of thoes, instead of mooney I ask for your information and slooting under my feedback page. Now that is all my complaints for the time being. Well phew, and I know I said "whew" last time, but first that was a "whew" not a "phew", the "whew" is most definatly lower than the "phew" and this is most definatly a lot harder.

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Other Stuff

June 21, 2005

Okay a ton, I repeat a ton of stuff has happened to this site, but I have been forgetting to tell you about it or write about it in these report things. OK, lets see first I have added as you can see music to each and everyone of my pages (except for the WebsAlbum and Guestbook, which don't allow you to put in music) and back round images (same with WebsAlbum and Guestbook.) I enjoy the music very much. Well since I am speaking of these WebsAlbum and Guestbook, I should probably tell you what they are. The WebsAlbum is a album of pictures and a little quote. And the Guestbook is as it is implied a GuestBook, and I hope you to sign..err type. Next is the songs page, it has not too much, but a funky re-mix of Bert the Turtle's "Duck and Cover" that you can listen to and a downloadable movie that is the actual Bert the Turtle (it is quite confusing because the movie is called "Bert the Turtle" and the song "Duck and Cover".)The "Links" page has now been renamed to "Links/Downloads" because of reasons that I am going to tell you about in the not really update, but a little telly thingy. So it has more pictures to it, which all are hyperLnks to that web site. I have added some buddy icons that I had been trying to get to be downloadable, like the downloadable thingy screen that says "open", "save", "cancel", or "help", like with the Bert the Turtle re-mix. But instead you have to right click it and blagh blagh blagh, it says what you have to do at the place. Hmmm...Next would be lets see that is it I have covered everything. Whew that was an update, enjoy the New and Updated "THEHI WAZ HERE."

New Page

June 11, 2005

Well, this certainly has been a productive day for me. I guess it is because LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL WHICH IS SO COMPLETLY AWSOME, I mean well..um I have to go do something, or um get something (closes door, shuffles off, here car moving or um speeding away.) (When I came back) as I was saying before it is the last week of school which means less homework and projects, except for our math teacher who well, I will tell you about her in MY NEW PAGE, I mean well umm.. I have a new page to my web site. It is just a cool page about funny stuff and well like my web site sort off, but just funny.

*Oh I know that some of you people or err most of you people already are out of school, which is also SO COMPLETLY AWSOME, but don't rub it in my face when I get my form/questionnaire pages(hint, hint) in like 3 days, and yeah bucko I'm talking to you!

 

New Links

June 11, 2005

Instead of just having links to websites that have games, movies, and soon humor/fun. I decide to tell about some of the cooler moveis/games. I have first Star Wars Gangsta Rap SE, Heli Attack 2, and Madness Interactive. I am also working on Interactive Buddy! Enjoy!

The Simpsons

June 11, 2005

The Simpsons portion of the Fox Programming has been completed! Well....errr...umm not really its really just a paragraph about the family of the Simpsons and not too too much about the show. And I haven't done the more fun (or funner, which ever you choose) part of the Simpsons part. It is still a start and fun. *cough* *not that much fun* *ehmm*

Advertisment is on the Way!

June 9, 2005

I have now e-mailed and submitted my web site to many directories and even a company. Hopefully at least one of these directories shall accept it and I shall get a lot more traffic/business. I hope to keep on updating this site and making it cooler and better. I shall keep on trying  to get my site out there well enjoy ;-)

 

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Fox Progaraming

June 8, 2005

Fox Programming!!! A new edition to my site, it is going to have all the shows that Fox has to offer (well all the shows that I like and think are watchable (those shows are not going to have as much info.)) I only have the intro paragraph, but I hope that gets you started and you can go to any of the very fun links under the links page while you wait. You are going to have to tell me how it is and what shows you also want me to tell about (I will try to reply to your query, though I don't think I can) as soon as my 7 days are up (which is in another 6) and learn how to do it! I hope you enjoy :-)

New Site Slogan

June 8, 2005

After the site having been here for one day I have decided that my site slogan is not the best it could be. It was preliminary, I didn't totally understand what the site slogan was, did not read carefully when it said "site slogan" and did not want "I'm having fun ;-)" to be my sight slogan it is well...um un-cool, anyway it is now something that has more meaning and should teach you a very valuable lesson "Don't Take Drugs" TheHi inc. Absolutely No Rights Reserved.

It's a Locked Box

June 7, 2005

Well it turns out that I do have an update with hopefully more and better Updates to make my site more enjoyable. The lyrics to the "It's a Locked Box" song is not there actual lyrics. The song is what i have remembered of it. It has been a while since I have heard the song, I am planning on getting the real lyrics soon.

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