The Head Bandit: A Brief History
Act One, Scene One
The Head Bandit sits at home in her favorite recliner watching her favorite show, Gossip Girl. She is also eating an entire box of Girl Scout Samoa cookies. No, seriously, an entire box.
Me: "Wow, I really love that red headband Blair is wearing."
My roommate: "I bet you can search online and find who makes it."
Me: "I bet I can seriously finish this box."
Act One, Scene Two
The Head Bandit sits at her new laptop, which she loves very much. She is searching for the maker of a fantastically chic red bow headband online.
Me: "Wow... Valentino, huh? What is that... like... $3400 bucks? No thanks. I CAN MAKE MY OWN."
One day later, I did.
The End.