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Some funny captions that I've found...
Legolas, turn off the hairdryer!
from Frodo's World
Pippin - What do you mean, we don't get back to the Shire for 2 more movies?
Merry - It's called a trilogy, Pip.
So then our new strategy is to make the enemy laugh themselves to death?
Legolas - And what are these "ar-rows" used for?
by Nyasa, Elijah's Grey Panthers
*Legolas naming the last of his arrows*
And you look like a Yoolie... yes... Yoooolie!
It was that moment that Legolas realised Lembas didn't really taste as good as advertised.
from Frodo's World
Orlando: We both have blue costumes.
Eric Bana: Isn't....that.....obvious ....
Orlando: I didn't think so.
Orli - u-oh..
guy - What?
Orli - ...
Guy - WHAT?!
Orli - You've got gum in your hair.
"Hang the rules and hang the Hippocratic Oath! They're more like guidelines anyways."
submitted by EllaG
They really need to invent taxis...
Peter: "And this is me in spain last year. do you like my trunks?" - (by lorza windle)
But, monsieur, it's only a wafer thin mint!
Yeah, I decided against the Brown Jacket again...
The Great Cicada Invasion
The newspapers are full of it: [The Cicada Invasion]. Billions of black, shrimp-size bugs with transparent wings and beady red eyes are beginning to carpet trees, buildings, poles, and just about anything else vertical in a wide region of the U.S. What do the actors of the Lord of the Rings make of it?
Elijah - Look man! I'm serious, there's like a million bugs headed straight for us!
Dom - Yeah. They're Cicadas. Come here little buggies!
Sean - Aren't Cicadas the ones with big claws that come out every 17 years?
Dom - Yeah. Come land on me! Yeah, man they're beautiful!
Elijah - Dude, don't encourage them! I hate bugs!
Dom - Relax, Lij! They're only about this big!
Elijah - Moommmmy!
I want people to fear me!
I want them to look at me and think "Aaarrgh! Noo! Not Sauron!"
I want them to cower beneath my might!
Do you want pancakes with that?
Aragorn: No news of Frodo?
Gandalf: No word. Nothing.
Aragorn: We have time. Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Gandalf: Do we know that?
Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: That I need a cellphone.
How do we know Frodo is still alive?
What does your script tell you?
A Cleaning Lady's Sorrows...
by LaWise
*Scene: Long Corridor in the "Motel of Moria - Best Beds Within the Next 40 Days"*
Narrator - Meet the Motel's cleaning lady...
*... silence... some cicadas chirping in the background... *
WHAT did you just call me?!?!
Narrator: ... . Please apologize for this error. The person responsible for the casting has been fired. This won't happen again.
Ahem.
Ah. Here's our cleaning lady, currently preparing her cleaning soap-water for the regular cleaning of the long corridors of the Motel of Moria.
*happily shrubbing the floors, cleaning the rooms... until....*
... *a closed door....*
[insert Dramatic Chord here]
Narrator - But our good cleaner has - like all good cleaners - a door key! So she openes the door... and...
Galadriel - 'Morning! Cleaning Service!
RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRHIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Galadriel - Okay... okay... I'll come back later... no need to flip!
Aragorn - Is that dirt on my cloak?
And I have to admit, Reverend, I think I might have stolen half of Elijah's White Stripes CDs.
Elrond - Arwen, humans are a virus.
