THE GOOD SHEPHERD GOAT FARM

BOER GOATS


"LAUGH TILL YA CRY"
Gut Bust'n Goat Stories        
                                                   
This is how things go at our little farm.
Yesterday was the day we had marked to move the does
in with the bucks to be bred. We have 2 bucks and 11
does we are breeding this year 4 of those are wild year-
lings and 1 is a 2007 kid we have decided is large enough
to breed now. Those yearling does have not been handled
much at all with the exception of 1 that was bottle fed.
Now I had hoped to move these animals early in the morning
since we have been in drought most of the summer and it
has been around 90 most of the last week but wouldn't you
know it, it decided to rain most of the day. Didn't cool things
off at all just made it HUMID beyond belief! After moving
around some other animals and getting the pens all  ready
for the does we commence to trying to catch them and move
them. I decided a couple of months ago I needed a shepards
hook to help me catch the goats since I do most of that my-
self so I fetched my hook and my husband and we were ready
to go. The girls who have been bred before were not much of
a problem but the yearlings were another story. We caught
the kid pretty easily but the rest were trying my patience
and I have not gotten the hang of this hook yet. I would get
them hooked and before I could get them reeled into get a
hold of them they would twist and pull out of it. So I am in
hot persuit of one of the yearlings and I snag a hold of her
and my hubby hurried over there to help and as I am trying
to hold onto her I end up stepping on my hubby's foot and
she unbeknown to me slips out of the hook and my hubby
grabs her with his right arm and I grab his left arm with
the hook. So here the poor man is with me on his foot and
pulling on his left arm as he is trying desperately to hold on-
to her with his right. He is pulling his arm, trying to get free
of the hook I can't see anything because of sweat in my eyes
all I know is something is pulling and I am pulling back. I do
realize I am on his foot and he is saying "let me go! "  "let
me go!" and I think that is what he is talking about so I final-
ly get off his foot, he looses his grip on her and we both fell
and had to catch her all over again. It wasn't until today when
i was recounting and laughing about it that he told me I had a
hold of his arm which sent me cracking up all over again. Just
 wanted to share how things go on our farm. Thank goodness
we have a sense of humor!
 
Josha Livestock
Joe & Shauna Cline- Johnstown, Ohio
Boer & Nigerian Dwarf Goats
Hand poured Soy Candles
www.Joshalivestock. com
 
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It's just me and my 11 year old son. 
Same amount of does to be bred, 11 total, 3 are yearlings.  I get them
penned in a smaller confinment that has a tarp stretched across over
it at about 4' off the ground for shade.  Well, my son ropes one and
it's dragging him.  (I've taught him to never let go, just hang on for
dear life, lol)  I'm trying to catch up leaning down trying to grab the
 end of the rope, look up to see how far down the pen he has been drag-
ged and get clothes-lined by the tarp.  It threw me backwards and broke
 my glasses in half, but my son never let go of that doe.  She finally got
to the end of the pen, he gets a hold of her properly and then looks
around wondering where the heck I went!  It was hilarious!!
 
   ~Diana~
http://www.brbranch .com/boergoats
Blevins Ranch Boers -:<>:- Nevada
BRB Ranch -Australian Cattle Dogs
 
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Tonight my hubby son and I were worming and Luteing all our does. Of
course the new recips were fairly easy to run into the shoot, it was
all our does that were the pains in the butt to get in there. After
we were done with the does, hubby commented about us being done and
I told him the wether and the buck(had him almost 2 weeks) needed to
be wormed. The guys get in the pen, son with the drench gun, both
trying to catch him. Hubby hollering hurry up, he stinks where he's
been peeing on himself, ewwwww hurry his face is wet,Son and I were
laughing soooo hard, son couldn't worm him, hubby just had to keep
holding his wet chin. It's hard to type cuz I'm still laughing!!

Dawn

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I'm using a friend’s Boer buck to breed our does! So I

take the trailer over to her house to pick him up with my

teenage daughter (my friend isn't home at the time)! I

talk to my friend on the phone on the way to pick him up

and she says so you have a nice big rope or something to

catch him with and I say a "uh sure"! After I hang up my

daughter looks over at me and says, Mom is this skinny

4 ft. dog leash the nice big rope you’re talking about??

I say yep! I'm thinking I have been handling horses all

my life how hard can it be to put a buck in a trailer! Now

keep in mind my daughter has shown livestock all her life

and has handled everything from sheep to steers however

she has decided she is afraid of this Buck before we even

handle him! Well I was about to find out the hard way that

when your assistant is afraid of the animal your working

with it can make things much more difficult! When we get

to the farm I get my dog leash in hand and find a can of

grain to help entice the buck into the trailer! I hand my

daughter the grain and tell her keep that right in front of

his nose and I will wrap the leash around his neck, she

agrees!!! So I open the pen, loop the leash around his neck

and having one hand on each end of the leash somehow

manage to get the gate closed. I then turn around to look

for my assistant who is clear over at the horse trailer

shaking the can of grain! I scream what are you doing???

No you have to have the grain in front of his nose!! At this

point the buck looks over and sees some pygmy does and

goes to visit them! Of course all 125lbs of me goes with

all 350lbs of smelly him, all the while I'm screaming at my

daughter get over here with the grain! So she comes over

puts the grain in front of his nose and instead of walking

back to the trailer she starts running! The buck also takes

off running with me in tow, and when she realized she couldn't

out run him she decided to try to outmaneuver him! So she

starts to run in circles to the right, still with grain in hand

, and screaming while I'm saying whoa, whoa! As the buck runs

in circles after the grain with me on the inside of the circles

 I felt as though I was a bull rider that had fallen down into

the well and still had my hand stuck in the rigging!! While in

the mist of doing fast circles I again scream, go to the trailer

so she heads towards the trailer with me and the buck in hot

pursuit!! She jumps into the trailer, the buck jumps into the

trailer and I’m dragged into the trailer and I think Thank God!

A second later I see my daughter run back out of the trailer!!

While my mind was still thinking I didn't just see her run back

out again did I, we were on the move again heading in the

opposite direction back out of the trailer!  So again I'm scream-

ing what are you doing??? She said I put the can of grain in the

trailer why didn't he stay in???? I scream because you ran

back out!!! Anyway by this time I figured out that having an

assistant that was afraid was worst than not having an assistant

at all! So I dropped the leash put the grain in front of his

nose and walked him into the trailer!! Oh well live and learn!

PS I'm still wondering why the word "whoa" didn't work!!!!

 

 Dana Childers 

 

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In 2003 we bought two goats to help clean a

three acre area on our farm that was completely

covered in multi floral rose and brush. It was a

jungle that we could not get into.  When we

unloaded the two does we bought, I figured

maybe we should stall them for a day or two

so they could get used to us and their

surroundings.  I told my husband he should cover

that stall window but, his famous last words

"It will be OK" was not out of his mouth before

the first girl crossed the stall and cleared the

window in two strides.  We watched her from

behind, ears flopping and $ signs disappearing

as she ran through the electric fence never to

be seen again.  UNTIL, six months later when

I looked out my kitchen window and noticed a

goat I didn't recognize in the field with our herd

(that had by now grown to about twenty).  I thought

to myself Nooo... surely that is not the Psycho

goat ( the name given to her in our frustration).

Well, sure enough it was her, how she survived

the coyotes, weather and hunters (she looked like

a small deer) is a mystery to us.  I decided if I

could catch her I was selling her before she ran

off again.  I'd like to at least get my money back!

You can only imagine the ordeal I had catching

her (by myself).  At one point I wondered who

was actually winning, her or me as I lay flat on

my back in the middle of our pasture in slop with

her standing straddle over me and my arms locked

around her neck.  My thought, how will I get up

from here with out losing my grip on her?  I know

the people driving by thought, that crazy goat lady

has done lost her mind!  I still wasn't going to let go,

my mind was set to get my money back!!  Long story

short.  I didn't let go and she was sold the next day.

I'm pretty sure I lost money on that whole deal!

I was just crazy enough to stay in the business and

four years later  we have approximately 70-80 boer

goats, boer goatX and a handful of Nubians we raise

to feed the kids when needed, bottle calves and

ourselves.

 

Lisa Stacey, OH

The Good Shepherd Goat Farm

 

 

 

 

Goat Nativity, or alternate title, WE ARE NUTS!

We loaded up some critters and participated in a live nativity last

night. It was, um, interesting...

First, I loaded the 4H show wether. He's leash-trained, like’s people, so I knew he'd be great. I told my (DUMB!) husband a week ago that we needed to put the other goat in a cage inside the truck, because Baaaaahhh-b thinks he is the king of all things and will butt the other one inside the trailer. But oh no, of course not, he knows best so let's put the other smaller goat in the trailer with Bob. Fine. You can imagine how that turned out!! So out comes Bob, and we load up two little goats that like each other, but aren't leash trained. When we got the first one in, he went insane for about 5 minutes until I could bring the other one out to put her in!! So we get them both in and settled, then I caught the little chicken that was coming, we were loaded and we left.

Phase two - stop by the sheep farm and rent a sheep. I had arranged this ahead of time, so we pull in to get the sheep and the gentleman is outside waiting for us. With a wooly horse. I swear to you, I am 6' tall and I could have saddled up this giant ram and rode him around the block. He must have stood literally 4' tall at the shoulder. I mean, this thing must have been some type of mutant!! He thinks he is being polite and giving us our money's worth by allowing us to use his huge and very beautiful Dorset ram. And then this guy says to me, "Be careful with him, he doesn't really like people." !!!!!!?????!!!!! We politely declined his original offer and wound up with a normal Suffolk ewe. So we get to the church with all these critters, and finally find the people in charge of this thing. We put a leash on everyone and get them into the field. The goats are fine - if they are together they behave. But the sheep, which is normal-sized but still that's pretty strong, she isn't happy about this entire situation. I had told the (adult shepherds ahead of time, she might be a handful. And she was. But he did a great job with her, I have to admit. But the chicken - my banty rooster is a total ham with people. EVERYONE had been told about him ahead of time by the organizer, and they all wanted to meet him. The shepherd wasn't holding him quite right, so he kept getting down. He's really easy to pick back up, he likes people, so it wasn't a big deal. Until he decided to get UP. Into the tree!! Luckily it was when the congregation was inside. I climbed the tree and pushed him out with a shepherd's hook, while my hubby caught him when he fell. !!!!! That moment was the hit of the whole thing - my tree-climbing abilities are, apparently, quite good for a grown-up. *smirk*But in the end it all turned out okay, and we went out for some great Chinese food afterward. And, the church contributed a good bit of next month's feed bill. We might do it again next year, but we're thinking of getting our own sheep so it will be more friendly.

 

Still tired,

Amy

http://www.mckeownfarms.com 

The funny thing that happened on our farm was the day a friend brought her doe to our house to breed with our Alpine buck, Tigger.  Tigger was still around a year old and extremely gentle and friendly, but he had grown a lot and had very long legs.  We put my friend's doe into Tigger's pen and they were very happy together.   When we were sure that nature had taken its proper course, my friend sent her son in to fetch their doe.  All was well and good, except Tigger followed directly behind his New-Found Love out into the main pen.  No problem. I just grabbed his collar and stood holding him inside the main pen while my friend's son and his doe made their way to the exit.  Again all was well and good as I stood there chatting with my friend on the other side of the fence.  Tigger looked at me and then looked at the Love of His Life making her exit and decided he needed to DO SOMETHING NOW.  So, in desperation, he dove between my legs which effectively loosened my grip on his collar, but he didn't stay in the diving position.  He stood up when he was halfway through, which because of his long legs meant that my feet were no longer touching the ground, so I grabbed the first hand hold I could find, his tail, and went for the ride of my life.  Tigger was frightened by the extra weight on his back and the attack on his tail and shot off down the hill over brambles and sticks, none of which I desired to land in, so I continued my death grip on his tail, which propelled him further into the woods.  Finally I spotted a soft, muddy place to land and launched myself off of his rear end.  The entire time, my friend stood on the other side of the fence in helpless horror, sure in her heart that this was going to end badly.  Once I landed and took stock of my physical well-being, I looked up the hill at her and seeing her shock and horrified expression, started laughing until the tears rolled down my cheeks as I sat there in the mud with nothing better to do.  I wish I had a video of that one!

Christina Crook
Luv-1-N-Udder Alpines
Sugar Grove, OH  43155

It was Sunday afternoon and I had a few goats that were to deliver soon.
To pass the time away, my youngest daughter who was about 6 years old
at the time, wanted to paint my nails. Of course I caved in to stop her
pleading about doing it. As nightfall was approaching, lo and behold we
had one goat going into labor. She was a small first time freshener and I
could see she was having trouble with the first kid coming out. As usual,
I didn't think twice and dove in to help the troubled kid. The kid had to
be turned before coming out. Well there I am with my hand stuck inside
of this poor doe and I can hear the kids start to come in the barn and
stand behind me. I'm getting some oohs and ahhs and then the youngest
one pipes up and says "OH MOM".......(I'm thinking she is really upset
about this poor little doe). Then her very words that followed were....
"I JUST DID YOUR NAILS!!!"
  
At that point, what can you say?
 
Elizabeth Engelsman
Critter Croft Acres
Allegan, MI
www.crittercroft.com
Registered Nigerian Dwarf Goats
 
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VIDEO of a GOAT and BUNNY Playing!!
 
Or you can get to the video from my blog at  http://bricoreandfamily.blogspot.com/ 
(on the side you'll see the link to "Funny clip of my goat and bunny playing.)
 
Dora Renee' Wilkerson
 
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I live with my husband out of Washington C.H.,Ohio. Our three children have also flown the coop. We are the owners of  Little-R's Nubians.  My goat story is about a doe we owned a few years back Gotcha Goats Scott C's Misty.We bought her from John and Pam M. in 1987 at Wilmington,Oh. She was all brown from the tip of her nose to her tail. She was herd boss and could you tell it. Matter of fact she was herd boss to everything. She loved all of us in our family. She was shown in 4-H by our youngest son Scott, yes she was named after him. No one in the show ring could show her, but Scott. And if they tried she was like a bull in a china shop. She could drag the biggest kid around that ring. But what was really something to see was when she was back here at home and in the barn. Our next door neighbor would come down and talk to me in the barn and here would come Misty, walking on her tippy toes ( thats what it looked like) nostrels flaring, and her mouth distorted, she would scare my neighbor to death She started calling her that old woman. She would do this to any stranger that came into the barn. So I guess she was going to protect the barn anyway she knew how, even if it ment scaring people.She was 16-1/2 years when we lost her. And we still talk about her till this day. She was a pleasure to have in our little herd. Thank You.
Becky Rowe
Washington Court House, OH

I live with my husband out of Washington C.H.,Ohio. Our three children have also flown the coop. We are the owners of  Little-R's Nubians.  My goat story is about a doe we owned a few years back Gotcha Goats Scott C's Misty.We bought her from John and Pam M. in 1987 at Wilmington,Oh. She was all brown from the tip of her nose to her tail. She was herd boss and could you tell it. Matter of fact she was herd boss to everything. She loved all of us in our family. She was shown in 4-H by our youngest son Scott, yes she was named after him. No one in the show ring could show her, but Scott. And if they tried she was like a bull in a china shop. She could drag the biggest kid around that ring. But what was really something to see was when she was back here at home and in the barn. Our next door neighbor would come down and talk to me in the barn and here would come Misty, walking on her tippy toes ( thats what it looked like) nostrels flaring, and her mouth distorted, she would scare my neighbor to death She started calling her that old woman. She would do this to any stranger that came into the barn. So I guess she was going to protect the barn anyway she knew how, even if it ment scaring people.She was 16-1/2 years when we lost her. And we still talk about her till this day. She was a pleasure to have in our little herd.

Becky Rowe
Washington Court House, OH

 

                                                                                   

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