Class A Razor Cut:The Class A razor cut is the worst of all razor cuts. Class A Type 1 stats:

Generally made with a 3-4 blade razor with a pivet. [Pivet razor...it makes it curve to the angle you are cutting] Generally leaves a large cut in the skin. Number of rolls of toilet paper used to stop the bleeding: 5.

Class A Type 2 stats:

Generally made with a 3-4 blade non-pivet razor. Generally leaves a much bigger gashing cut in the skin and considered more painful.

Class B Razor Cut: The Class B razor cut is the one less worse than A. Class B Type 1 stats:

Generally made with a 2-3 blade razor with a pivet. Generally leaves a "pain in the butt" cut that uses a womping 4 and 1/2 rolls of toilet paper to clean that cut up.

Class B Type 2 Stats" Generally made with a 2-3 blade non-pivet razor. Leave worser "pain in the butt" cut that takes 5 toilet paper rolls to clean up.

Class C Razor Cut: Also known as the "Stupid things to do while shaving cut". Made with any type of razor, pivet or non-pivet...because of the stupidity of yourself doing something stupid while shaving and stupidly not worrying about how you were shaving. Class C Type 1 Stats:

Generally made while singing along with music, while dancing, using the toilet, etc. Leave's an embarassing gash in you face that you deserve to get mocked for.

Class C Type 2 stats:

Generally made while worrying weather you will cut yourself or not, shaking your hands, brushing your hair/teeth stupidly at the same same you were shaving, shaving without your glasses, making out while you were shaving, thinking about your girl friend while shaving, talking on the phone while shaving, etc. Leaves a much bigger gash that you generally get soo friggin mad at that you actually are smart enough to use a band-aid/antibiodic cream INSTEAD of the toilet paper to stop the bleeding. Leaves an embarassing stratch that won't go away for weeks.

Class A Aftershave Burn: This is the burn that comes from the Class A shave. [A shave with a 3-4 blade razor]