THE EYE

I really hope you enjoy it here at The Eye Productions!  And if you don't... well then... I JUST STOLE SEVERAL MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE THAT YOUR NOT GONNA GET BACK :P! 

Be sure to at least read the script for the hopefully future smash hit internet cartoon "Out ofOrder", a wonderful collaberation between The Eye Productions and Random Productions Inc.  Hey, if you really like it and are up to the task of animating it, feel free to let me know.  We could really use the help.

• General: Trying to learn Japanese, going to school, working at grocery stores.
• Reading: Next by Michael Crichton 
• Next To Read: Slash  by Slash
  • The Simpsons and Philosophy  by Various Writers
• Comics/Manga currently reading: Bleach Volume 1
• Writing: Out of Order Ep. 2, You're-a-peein' Union; Icons Anonymous Episode 1
• Plans About the Near Future:Focus on school, take the ACT, turn in college apps.

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11/4/08 (Election Day, or is it Erection Day?)

Is finally over! YAY! Now everyone can shut up and we can talk about real politics :)

No denying it now, Obama won, but then again we knew that he was going to win months ago. But now it's official, we're screwed. Not that things would be looking out any better for us had Johnny won.


Shame on you America.
Out of 300 million people it came down to those two?

Well, have fun lamenting your mistake citizens. You can find us crazy third party/independent types in the corner shaking our heads in frustration and disappointment as usual.


Also, what the hell is wrong with you people? You mean people honestly don't want to give money to our libraries? I guess nobody gives a crap about learning anymore.


Oh well, look on the bright side, you can make up for all this by voting me for president in 2028.
I'll fix whatever Obama (and the douchebags that follow him) mess up ;)

9/22/08 (I bet ya $5 somebody's balls are gonna be on my chin by the end of the week)

INTRODUCING THE NEXT PHENOMENA TO HIT THE NET: IT'S... PRESIDENT MORGAN!

Watch, review, subscribe! Be the first on your block to give a shit!

#2: I Want...

#1: Penn's Movie (First Video)

9/11/08 (Dick Cheney's favorite holiday)

Metallica just released a new video (which is fucking great by the way, check it out at the bottom of today's post). I'm officially excited about the new album now :D... which is out tomorrow! I've already taken the time to download it via torrenting and am quite please with what I've heard. I suggest buying it.

Unfortunately there's also some bad news... they fucked up Piccolo. Here's some screenshots of Piccolo from the upcoming Dragonball movie:

 Stupid fucking Hollywood always fucking up things

8/21/08 (Wow... it's been about 3 weeks, sorry folks)

Freewebs just added a neat new application that let's you link to other webpages easily, and they have neat little thumbnails of what the site looks like. Woot!!! It makes me happy. Be sure to check stuff out.

Also, it turns out that if you type "Code Monkeys" into Google Images, the pic I used for my Code Monkeys review is the fourth image on the front page. Neat, huh?

Oh yes, be sure to check my blog, it's now on the Navigation Bar.

Peace the fuck out y'all.

8/2/08 (I'm your man who likes cocks)

I reviewed the new Mummy movie. And that's all you get for today :P

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