THE EYE

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WELCOME! :D

I really hope you enjoy it here at The Eye Productions! And if you don't... well then, I JUST STOLE SEVERAL MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET BACK :P! 

Be sure to at least read the script for the hopefully future smash hit internet cartoon "Out of Order", a wonderful collaboration between me and a good friend of mine. Hey, if you really like it and are up to the task of animating it, feel free to let me know. We could really use the help.

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-MEMBERSHIP!-

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*Not really

What i'm up to

  • General: Trying to learn Japanese, going to school, working at grocery stores.
  • Reading: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
  • 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez
  • Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
  • Next To Read: Slash  by Slash
    • The Simpsons and Philosophy  by Various Writers
  • Comics/Manga currently reading: Spawn Volume 4
  • Bleach Volume3
  • Writing: Out of Order Ep. 2, You're-a-peein' Union; Icons Anonymous Episode 1
  • Plans About the Near Future: Focus on school, take the ACT again, turn in college apps, find a better job.

Where to find me:  Twitter... blog... Youtube...

news/site events/stuff

5/07/09 (Who wants to see my dick?)

New rant. Well, it's not really a rant, but it's still a splendid work of art about my favorite band. Maiden Album Countdown

 

3/14/09 (Yo dawg, we heard you like updates. So we put updates in your updates so you can read while you read)

I just realized that I haven't posted a new rant, let's say- in this administration. So I said "Why the fuck not?" and wrote a new one. Here, enjoy it.

Beer Laws

 

3/9/09 (You will look up to me and whisper "It's been awhile sine your last update." And I will whisper back "Shut the fuck up!")

Who watches the Watchmen? I do! Check out the review.

 

12/30/08 (Back by popular demand! It's the half-ass update!)

The Turn

A new rant. Read it so you'll have something to think about the next time you jerk-off. That is what you people do those, right?

12/25/08 (Merry Christmas and whatnot)

I posted two new rants. Also, the rant section went through an overhaul just recently. Now that this account has room for files I don't have to resort to creating dummy accounts to post material on :D. While I was at it, I also went through and tweaked up some of them and threw out one or two as well.

Why: My Laptop Will Fucking Rule

Bands That Should Stop Making Albums

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