21:40. 22/3/05: This site is about to go under some serious reconstruction again. But I will only do so if people visit! I'm going to get rid of some pages and then add some pic pages from our ski trip, random pictures and UFO sightings.
16:13. 17/2/05: Wow. I'm here again. WHY HAS NO ONE COMMENTED?! DO YOU ALL WANT TO DIE?! Actually, don't answer that one. I have found another layout for The Dev Files, but I just need to find a host to host it. If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine because I have no idea what I'm talking about either. 
to Sophie and Ben when they get back: how many bones did you break? Did you die? 
13:52. 30/1/05 :
And Dev has, once again, deigned to visit the website to find no one has come. *sniffles* I'm adding a bit where I can post all the ski pictures and you are welcome to laugh at them! Well, at least, I'll add them when i've had them developed. If yo9u guys want to see them, then PLEASE comment. Otherwise, I will set my deranged feather duster, my jelly beans, the cheeses AND the mushrooms upon you. *glares*. GOT IT?!?!
HHHHEEEELLLOOOOO EVERYONE!!!!
OK, this is weird, I hear you say. Yes, it is weird, but that's just me so get used to it. I've given up on the HTML version of the Dev files, because it just isn't original anymore. So, I made another HTML site instead - dedicated to anime, but you didn't need to know that. If you're really that interested then go visit it in my Links section.
Anyway, back to business.
THE JELLY BEANS ARE EVERYWHERE. They have signed a truce with the cheeses, and now we have jelly beans... riding cheeses. This is something NO ONE has seen before.
hi peeps - this isn't an update, this is just to tell Julz that her site button's in 'The real dev' section. bye!
Dev
11:40 am. 24/10/04: ok people, this might be the last thing I write here for a VERY long time. The reason is: Randomness Revisited, Version 2.0 of The Dev Files, will be put up as soon as I've got myself a Premium account on Freewebs. I'm working on this new version at the moment. I AM USING HTML!! HAHAHA!!!! I LEARNED IT!!!! just like I said I would, and it's a lot better than using a template, because you get to customise your work, etc., etc. I won't update here unless you guys bug me to, and I don't mind if you do or you don't.
This is Dev the Demented Donkey, signing out.
17:57 pm. 22/10/04: heh...I updated after a very long time... sorry guys. I've deleted the poetry section because NO ONE emailed me any poems, but I have saved them all just in case I happen to change my mind. I've replaced it with 'The Real Dev' that has info about...uh...The real dev. *coughs* but never mind. And I've renewed the link to Ben's site, sorry it took so long Ben! If anyone else wants to apply for a place on my links section, make yourself a button! Go to www.cooltext.com and make one. Or just search on Google using that nice search engine at the bottom for 'free website button maker'.
14:36 pm. 8/10/04: HAHAHA!!! THE MUSIC RULES!!!!....and currently, i haven't updated anything else, because NO ONE'S SENT ME ANYTHING!!!! *glares* and Dev the Demented Donkey has lost contact with me, so the Demented Diaries are offline right now. Oh, and at the very bottom of the page is a 'thankyou' section for all those who deserve it!
10:21 pm. 2/10/04: I've updated yet again. Wonderful, isn't it? Am very grateful to Ben for regularly visiting this site faithfully. Here you go, Ben. You get the Jelly Bean award. *applause*. Anyway, I've updated the Demented Diaries, and THANKYOU SOPHIE FOR DONATING THAT BRILLIANT POEM - everyone else, go visit, it's excellent - and I've added a link to Ben's football mad webby in the links section. SIGN THE GUESTBOOK NOW!
15:55 pm. 29/9/04: Moo. Moo, moo, moo, moo moo. In english, I've updated again. Days 16, 17 and 18 are up in the Demented Diaries. More random poems in the poetry section. In Jelly Bean language: kfh\ihqoRUJFEJF;AJljfkl;\j;aweoiru[m9vijslkfw;lafmlwea. moohaa.
1.55 pm. 12/9/04: GWAHAHAHAHA. I UPDATED!!!
10:27 pm. 25/8/04: ANOTHER UPDATE!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?! As you can see, I've deleted the WebsAlbum, and replaced it with Whacky Theories. I must warn you, the Great Djeli (aka my mad and random brother) is the one solely contributing to this section. You have been warned. He doesn't always stay on the same subject as his theory, so bear with him for a while if you want to read it.
11:49 am. 21/8/04: and here's the news for today: I HAVE UPDATED. Isn't this incredible? There's another poem(s) in the poetry section, and another link to a randomly demented website like my own, made by none other than Marie. MOOHAHAHAHAA!!
14:28 pm. 19/8/04: I HAVE UPDATED AGAIN!!!! now, instructions for the day: VISIT THE SITE AND LOOK AT EVERYTHING. AND THEN SIGN THE GUESTBOOK. DO IT NOW!!! *evil cackle*
10:36 pm. 31/7/04: I HAVE UPDATED. New stuff in the diary and the poetry section. VISIT. NOW.
9:16 pm. 1/7/04: thankyou for signing the guestbook!!!! I have updated the Demented Diaries, as well as the Poetry and the WYNTLOF. Happy reading.
4:26 pm. 28/6/04: SIGN THE GUESTBOOK NOW!!!
14:31 pm. Hello. I must warn you that if you fear for your normal state then I suggest you do not read any further. The randomness contained is extremely contagious.
OK. Dev Donkey speaking here, from the vast darkness of the unkown.... otherwise known as space. I do not know why I am randomly floating about without a space suit, but perhaps that reason shall be unkown to everyone... hmmm....
Feel free to explore this site and I must warn you that you are not safe. THE SMILEYS ARE COMING!!!
