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3/22/06

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

I will not mention throwing up with in earshot of anyone.

 

Because then I'd have to explain my "Delayed Stage Fight".



3/12/06
I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

I must avoid puncturing people's tires when I skateboard.

Because then I have to waste all my money on getting them repaired.


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For 3/5/06

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

I will learn to make sure the toaster stays off before walking away.

'Cause if I don't, the whole house smells bad for at least another half hour.



For 3/4/06

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

I must not get caught shirking off chores to update the website.

Otherwise, I think I'll shirk off long enough to wait for Pottersues to update too!



For 3/3/06

 

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

I must not get caught saying inappropriate things at school.

 

Otherwise..it's okay.

 



3/6/06

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

I will not stand on the lunch table and scream "CRASH WON FOR BEST PICTURE!" today at lunch.

Because even though Mom will find it funny, Dad won't.






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