Woo helloha! Do u have a clue what I just said? IF U DON'T THEN UR NOT COOL! and it's time for u to get uptodate and with the times. But do not fear superkate is here with a loada helpful informatique so u can understand me- hard as it is!

This is the one and only list of what I say so listen up I will say this only once and add to it once im not so bored out of my mind!

Numero uno - number one

So hadihahaha to u - sarcastic laff

woo helloha - hey u there hello!

hey yall- hello to all of u young and old

coolio- more than cool

yeyza- wow! thats wonderful

lsmmhifo- laffin so much my hair is fallin out- not meant literally

peck head- annoying

dobedobedooo- i don't wanna be here

lsmicuhb- laffin so much im coffin up hair balls

whats the time mr wolf - what is the time dear friend

add 'y' to end of words- makes things sound nicer

THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT THIS MINUTE- BUT NOW HOPEFULLY YOU WILL ALL cough MERYL cough UNDERSATND ME GET IT?

Hey again! Welcome to June I now have some new lingo to add to the older refined classic stuff. Ready or not here it comes!

But first a message to everyone, my words are not copyright as I want other people to use them; however the use of the word 'coolio' has caused some disturbance as my mate believes it is hers, therefore Charlotte thanx for the word.

Pottrerish: You look like the guy who plays HP on a bad day!

Wacko: Crazy demented etc.

Jumping Jelly Babies: That was shocking!

TaDa!: I have finished

Ping!: I hav the answer

canoodeling: granny word for flirting

hand over the mic: STOP TALKING - your embarrassing yourself

wing it: improvise

slide to the left: get out of my way

go fish: piss off

laffit:a laffing fit

double laffit with cherry on top: major laffit

nervy spaz: a laffit in which you nervously jolt!

golly:wow

by gum:wow

jollifant: happy person

lahdeedah: oooo your special

nipnap: cold

weeble: someone who constantly falls over eg. me

ho hum: ok then

poorly sick: poorly

The Language of Julie!

Going swimming: going for a trek

You wanna know how popular me language is?

Louise Renison used it in her book and nicked me glossary idea.

Some guy on Big Brother used it!

So get in with the times people, help set the trend, don't just follow it once it gets popular!

SO UNTIL NEXT TIME I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS TINY MESSAGE....

I AM GONNA RULE THE WORLD!

NEW WORDS!

Right well so far I have one additional word to add and that is -

Charlie Dimmock which is my new name - apparantly

See I added it.

So HA!

Also another word (for Stan)

Lloyd Banks which is also is a new name for me - apparantly.

Its is (apparantly funnny coz of the fact my surname is Lloyd and the fact lloyd banks is a person AND a bank! wow!

Oh, and another thing, I would like to remind people that my hair is not fire and it is not entertaining or comical to pretend you are heating your hands up on it.

So stop it.

It's sad and embaraasing.