- How long will Yaeger wear those pants?
- How Many times has Spike said "Son of a B*%$#"?
- When we play The 5th Quarter who does Jack Butts really cheer for?
- Is Randy still limber enough to climb The Flag Pole at Mt. Vernon?
- Does Spike bounce off the fence or does the fence bounce off Spike?
- Does the team do better with beer or without?
- What would happen if they stopped selling Pabst©?
- Will Yaeger ever get Fuzz's name right?
- How many hotdogs has Butter eaten on the field?
- How many cans of beer has Evelyn sold to the team?
- How many people has Gehrke put on his shoulders?
- Should duct tape be allowed on the uniforms?
- What will Yaeger create on the 3rd Base Line at Barneveld this year?
- Will Koch ever come back to a game?
