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	The Bull Sheet Who says Pro-Wrestling is Fake?!

This is what 'REALLY' happened at the Matches, really...

Another trick used by promoters and their staff is to show only a select few photos, when the good guys aren't being destroyed, and then create some bogus match results, or create a caption for the picture to make it appear like the good guys won their matches. I will take these photos and expose them for the fakes and frauds they are and print the truth of what really happened... really.

Here's a quick example from the Evansville Coliseum.

Now it doesnt take a GENIUS (and thats a good thing since we're talking about YOU here) to figure out this simple form of trickery. This photo clearly shows two wrestlers, John The Ladies' Man(red outfit) and everyone's favorite, Terry Bull who's sporting his XFL shirt from his playing days with the Memphis Maniax (and believe me they were just a FEW days as the whole league shut down in just one season, thanks Vince). Both wrestlers have blood on them, Terry Bull is kneeling and John is laying in the ring. These are facts and cannot be denied, right? Thats where the truth stops and the lies begin. The CCW official website ran the following caption with that picture in an obvious attempt to keep the fan favorite John from looking bad.

:::In last night's CCW Title defense The Ladies' Man kicks out of a pin attempt by "Terrible" Terry Bull, the wrestlers hardly used the ring as they brawled all over the Coliseum using anything they could find as weapons to bloody each other up, the match had to be stopped due to outside interference from Lonestar, who attacked John just as he began to turn momentum his way :::

LIES!! LIES!! What is REALLY happening in the picture is this, The blood you see on me, is John's. He did NO damage to me what so ever. Look closely and you'll see his LEFT HAND which is bloody, smeared that blood onto my face as he begins to roll to his side. Look at my reaction and body language, I am looking at all of this blood he just wiped on me and I'm CLEARLY saying, "Oh maaaan, what the F". The only reason I am even kneeling is because he was flipping around on the mat like some dying fish and I bent down to check on him, which is when he got his blood on me, Eeeew. And my buddy, Lonestar DID rush to the ring, only to check on John's condition and try to administer some first aid until the paramedics could arrive. Lonestar, still holds the honor of the most decorated boy scout in the state of Texas back in the 80's, as a child he earned numerous merit badges in survival and medicine, so he was more than qualified to rush the ring to help, and I think deserves a medal.

The REAL stories that go with the match results & pics.

View the pics below, read the Coliseum's OFFICIAL press release, and then the TRUTH of what really happened in the pic.

PIC #1
CCW: Hardcore competitor JC Bailey pours out a bag of 10,000 thumb tacks into the ring during a recent hardcore style match with Billy Black.
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Truth:   During a recent anything goes Pillow Fight, Billy Black lays unconscious in the middle of the ring after JC Bailey hits him "too hard" and busts the seam open of a throw pillow, spilling out all the fluffy insides.

PIC #2
CCW: J. Grunge(left) & "Mean" Mike Woods trade viscious right hands, as the action spilled to the arena floor during their wild match which had to be stopped as the referee couldnt control these two.
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Truth:   A recent match between Mike Woods & J Grunge had to be stopped, when both competitors where outside the ring fighting and they noticed a spider on the floor the size of ...well, a...spider. It was crawling in between them, they each screamed like girls, jumped back and ran to the locker rooms and wouldnt return.

PIC #3
CCW:   Fan Favorite "The ladies' Man, Just John" enters the arena with plenty of weapons, as he prepares to get in the ring for his upcoming hardcore match and a chance to win the CCW H-C Title.
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Truth:   After losing so many matches, John is fired from the active CCW roster, however he is retained by the Coliseum's custodial department, here John is called to ringside for an emergency mop-up, he loves his new job and they still let him wear his wrestling boots and robe, every time they page him over the PA system he runs out and hollers "Whoooo!"

PIC #4
CCW:   Tracy Smothers still standing tall after winning the CCW Title from Terry Bull in an impromtu 3-way match for the belt, featuring John Caesar, a post match 2 on 1 beat down by Bull and Lonestar caused Tracy's own blood to flow.(Smothers pinned Caesar, who later came back to his aid.)
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Truth:   Tracy Smother's stands in the middle of the ring crying and begging Terry Bull to please take HIS belt back, cause Smothers knows without Caesars' help he stands no chance of surviving a rematch, Smothers continues to cry saying his head hurts and Terry is mean. In the background you can clearly see the fans chanting "Tracy sucks!!!" and "Terry Rocks!!!"

PIC #5
And finally we finish up this installment with another pic involving JC Bailey and Billy Black from OUTSIDE the Coliseum.

CCW: The fans poured out of the Coliseum and into the street to keep up with the action as Bailey and Black took their match outside, as you can see they are still fighting, in the rain, and on solid Concrete!!
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Truth:   The crowd booed and moaned and left the Coliseum angrily as JC and Billy tried to be "hardcore"... it was almost a riot when the crowd realized it was all an act, they overheard JC whisper to Billy "Now I'm going to throw you into some pretend ropes, you run a few feet down the sidewalk, turn around and run back". Not only did Billy sell like he was running the ropes, but as he turned around he made a 'rope' sound and went "Boing" as he pretended to spring back.



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