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	The Bull Sheet Who says Pro-Wrestling is Fake?!

 From the Desk of...  Terry Bull       
 And from the Mind of... a Genius! 



First and foremost, the title of this page is "Deep THOUGHT" not "THROAT"  

So I'm not sure why you rushed to download this page so fast and now sit there with a dumbfounded look on your face. Sorry to disappoint ya' Bubba, but I'm sure the Internet still has plenty of websites for you. Y'all backwood country bumpkins really crack me up. ("Squeal Pig...") 

From the AP NEWS WIRE: PRESS RELEASE.


Evansville, IN:
Pro Wrestler Terry Bull will be honored as the city's greatest sports hero in a ceramony that will coincide with the celebration of 75 years of weekly wrestling being held at the Evansville Coliseum. Much like the Famous "Rocky" statue that resides in front of the Spectrum in Philadelphia, a full size life-like replica of Mr. Bull will adorn the steps leading up to the building he made famous. The statue was created using a new spage age polymer then hand painted by master craftsmen from all over the world, "the details are amazing", said a stunned on-looker, "everything from his yellow boots and purple tights, to his rock star hair and Big Guns.
The Coliseum itself, has hosted many wrestling legends over the years, and is even mentioned in Mick Foley's best selling autobiography "Have a Nice Day", but no wrestler has ever received the cult like status of Terry.  The closest would be  Jerry "the King" Lawler who ruled the Coliseum in the USWA's days of running there. When the press in attendance asked the Mayor if the choice was hard to have a Lawler or Bull statue, he quickly replied, "No, Terry is the embodiment of what this city stands for, the people of Evansville LOVE Terry Bull."   The mayor also added that in an effort not to slight the accomplishments of Lawler during his years of wrestling there, a full color 8x10 glossy pic of "the King" will proudly be displayed on the wall in the main lobby, right between the fire extinguisher and the set of pay phones. 
Community leaders feel the increase of revenue for the new tourists alone will help ease the 4 million dollar price and generate enough new money to refurbish the historical district. The Mayor will also present a "key to the city" to Terry during the unveiling. (Well.. its not exactly a key to the "whole city"   it actually ONLY opens the doors to a couple strip clubs, the back door to the Coliseum, a few burger joints and the new Super Walmart on the Lloyd Expressway.) Talks are already underway to re-name the street running in front of the Coliseum from "Court St." to "Terry BULLevard" .. now how cool would that be.

Shown above: Lonestar (Background) marvels at the realism of the TERRY BULL life-size statue, which was placed on the stage at a recent show in the Coliseum for the CCW fans to see before it is placed in its permant place of honor, outside the building leading up the steps to the front doors. "I cant get over how real it looks, "commented Lonestar,  "yellow boots and all, it looks just like him. I know the fans will love this for a long, long time." 

We at the Bull Sheet couldn't agree more.


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Sharing the spotlight. A column devoted to you, the fans.

Here Terry Bull steps out of the spotlight long enough to allow one of his many fans their "15 minutes of fame". If you've done something really cool and would like to be spotlighted, please include a photo and description of your accomplishments to the Bull Sheet to be considered this month's spotlight fan.


Editor's Note: After careful consideration the Monthly Spotlight will no longer appear on the Bull Sheet. We recieved  thousands and thousands of submitted material, and once we realized just how UGLY the you people actually are, we decided there was no way we could show these pics to the general public. We now realize why most wrestling arenas are kept so dimmly lit and smoked filled. For a small taste of what we're referring to, we'll post just ONE of the BEST pics we got, remember this is the BEST looking one so far. No way this CHICK needs to be anywhere near a spotlight, or any kind of light for that matter.

 
 Carol Jennings.
 Age: 28
 Plummers Mill, KY
 Enjoys Camping, Gardening, NASCAR
 
Spotlight Accomplishment:
I ditched muh old man an' we'z gots deevorced, I wents back to schoolin' an' gots muh J.E.D. deeplomer. Now wit all muh new smarts I iz been teachun muh own yunguns to rite and spail. Nex' week I gits ta bee tha new soopy viser at tha pig-killin factrey, 3 bucks an hour an all the guts I kin carry back home, makes for some good eatin', fried pig fritters, yummm-eeee.. . ev'y body in da trailer park has bin real nice to me after the deevorce, thangs is be lookun' up, an' I dont hates muh brudder, I jest think we gots hitched too soon, maybe weel try agin lader.


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