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A Burnin' RING of FIRE
:::TERRY BULL will fight to bring the fans the BLOODY Truth, even if it kills THEM::: The Bull Sheet is printed entirely from the Heel's point of view. (NOTE: The word "Heel" is a wrestling Insider's term meaning "the REAL good guy"). Terry began wrestling March 13th, 1987( I know I know, he still looks soooo friggin' young, hard to believe he's actually 29 and will be 30 this November.) And since that first day his career began in the small little gymnasium in Pall Mall, TN he has been misunderstood and BOOED by the fans (all 38 of them on that particular night) and by no fault of his own, you see the wrestling fans have been programmed to whom they should cheer for and whom they should boo by evil empires calling themselves promotions, and dictators more commonly referred to as 'promoters', Terry is actually a very nice guy, once you get to know him and have given him alot of money. (If you'd like to be Terry's friend, send $49.99 to Terry' Pals, c/o of the Bull Sheet, Union City TN 38261. All monies sent become property of Bull-Co Industries, and cannot be refunded without the express written consent of Terry Bull and the National football League, All rights reserved. So there! ) Wrestling companies, promoters to be more exact, have a long history of manipulating the simple-minded, un-washed, three-toothed, dirt farmers that make up the wrestling fan base in this great country. (by 'country' I am referring to the United States, not 'country' like hillbillies, moonshine, cricks and holler's, although chances are you in fact are a Hillbilly living in a holler, who drinks moonshine and has never bathed in the crick). The US is driven on capitolistic gains, everyone wants money, and to get money wrestling companies, promotors to be more precise, have generated these mass falsehoods about wrestling's so-called "bad guys" so you fans will hate us and all the do-goody guys will be loved and cheered by you. And once you start to love and cheer these guys then what happens, they want to sell you pictures, or T-shirts, or they charge you $2 to sign an autograph, which takes me right back to my point of everyone wanting money. These 'good' guys dont care about you, they want your money, so they pretend to like you, to get it. The odd thing is, I doubt you fans have any money to begin with, I mean c'mon how much money can you make collecting aluminum cans and selling meat from road kill? Besides, I don't need your money, If I wanted your money, I'd just walk up and smack ya' in the teeth(or tooth) and take it. I have dedicated this website to uncovering the truth that lies deep within the wrestling business itself. Just for you, the fans. Of course this will require alot of personal sacrifices on my part and hours and hours of fact finding, and because you ARE going to send $49.99 to the Terry pals fund, I don't mind doing this for you, Pal. Additional CASH donations may be made to the Bull Sheet or myself personally at any of the wrestling venues I am appearing. Together, me and your cash, we can right this horible wrong. The Bull Sheet will feature, Interviews, News, Rumors, Pics, Special features and more, now after going to all the trouble of typing it, I do expect you to learn to be able to "Read" it. We have already discussed the get rich quick conspiracy used by promoters to get your money, still confused, Its really simple math... -oh, yeah I forgot even simple math might as well be Rocket Scientology to you Hillbillies. Okay, let me break it down for you, see what a nice guy I am? Have any promoters or do-goody wrestlers ever helped you with Math? I didn't think so. see, they don't like you. Here's where I need you to pay attention: Thats why promoters want you to CHEER for his do-goody buddies and BOO the true heroes like Me. Its all about money to them, they don't really like you. So show the promoters you're not some uneducated dupe and proudly wear the "New" Terry Bull T-shirt, which goes on sale 3/15 for $12. (I will be adding a link to the art work as soon as I get it uploaded.) Once a promoter sees you sporting the Terry Bull shirt, they'll know they can't fool you, you're waaaaay too smart for them. So, as you can see there is no alterior motive here, its just about educating the fans. Everything typed here is TRUE, its Gospel. Never Question what I say, follow me blindly and I will lead you to enlightenment, your new religion is now Bullism. The Church of Bull is always accepting large Cash donations and offerings, upkeep on the church can get rather expensive, its those damn stained glass windows, hymnal books and really cool satin robes...
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