YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DANCER WHEN...
**You stay up for three hours the night before a performance sewing ribbons on pointe shoes.
**Being corrected isn't considered an insult
**You rant and rave about the joys of stretching yourself out in every direction and your mother wonders where she went wrong.
**You learn how to make light of a mistake on stage.
**Leotards and tights become more comfy than clothes.
**You suddenly have the urge to curtsy instead of saying thank you
**Changing costumes in the wings in one minute becomes easy
**You're able to untie and retie a pointe shoe in 45 seconds flat
**Dancing with blisters becomes the norm.
**Listening to Nutcracker music is a curse
**You become a master in the field of toe health care
**When waiting in line at the mall you stand in first position
**You fall asleep in the splitz because "it's such a comfortable position!"
**You're constantly broke because you're destroying pointe shoes at a constant rate of three per month.
**You worry more about having water than food
**You wonder why the average person goes to touch their toes and can't get past their knees without groaning.
**You go to grab something off the floor and your leg shoots up to a perfect penchee.
**You forget how to count past 8
**You're able to sew anything in a quick fix.
**You think the best cure for a sprained ankle is to dance on it.
**You recycle everything fom tights to pointe shoes to leotards
**You find that odd things like masking tape and paper towels are more useful than band-aids.
**The studio becomes your second home
**Your bedroom is clean as a result of never being in it.
**Your dancebag is a pigsty as a result of always being in it.
**Potentially hazardous sports are off-limits until after Nutcracker season
**You hear football players complaining of "turf toe" and laugh at the simplicity of their toe problems
**Karate is a no-no because you find it hard to kick with flexed feet and uneven hips
**Instead of jogging, you run turned out and on the ball of your foot.
**You're not sure if the mirror has become your friend or your enemy.
**You put on your pointe shoes to reach high places
**You use your swingset to practice fouettes
**You dance down the hallway instead of just walking
**You walk with your feet turned out without even thinking about it
**You have a permanent crease in your hair from all those buns
**The top shelf in your cupboard is filled with old dance shoes