*  You have the broadway, London, and revival cast CDs.

*  You've drawn costume and set designs- some of which you turn into cardboard models.

*  You've already begun thinking which ITW quote will be on your gravestone.

*  Not only is your room green, but you've decorated it with curly twigs.

*  You recorded the '02 Tony awards, just to watch the scene from ITW.

*  You've actually created a staff that can break and be put back together- now you're wondering how to conceal dry ice within the damn thing.

*  You can do Rapunzel's bit and Bernadette's scream without error- even when you're a male and your voice has changed.

*  You've purchased the complete vocal score, even though it's mostly impossible to play all the way through unless you're Sondheim.

*  You have made CD copies of all three casts in case anything were to happen to the originals.

*  You read all of the Grimm brother's fairytales just so you could imagine an ITW sequel in your head.

*  You plan on some day marrying a baker.

*  All of your friends who don't have a clue what ITW is know the entire score.

*  You purposely fail a grade because you hear Into The Woods in the school musical next year.

*  You have an autographed picture of Adam Wylie hanging over your bed, and you're trying to watch every show he ever guest starred in since he was ten.

*  You've created an Into The Woods collage on the cover of all your notebooks at school.

*  You write all your English assignments in school about ITW or fairytales.

*  You've bought all the Barbie fairytale dolls with characters from ITW.

*  When you go to NY, even if you can't see the show, you at least want to go to the theater and take pictures of the outside.

*  You can sing all the parts in "Your Fault" without taking a breath.

*  Or... you can sing each character's part in "Your Fault" unaccompanied.

*  You listen to a certain ITW song every night before you go to sleep.

*  You live in your ITW shirt.

*  On The Sims, you have one family with the last name Into, and the first names are Chip, Joanna, Bernadette, Kim, Ben, and Danielle.

*  You have a second Sims family with the strange last name of The, and the first names are Stephen, Kerry, Vanessa, Laura, Adam, and Molly.

*  Finally, the last Sims family has the last name Woods, and the first names are Baker, Baker's Wife, Witch, Cinderella, Jack, and Little Red Ridinghood.

*  When people say "I wish" you subconsiously cut them off with "I know."

*  Similarly, when people say, "But that's another story" you silently add, "never mind, anyway!"

*  You wish there were someone to argue with over whether it should be Granny/Cinderella's Mother or Granny/Cinderella's Stepmother.

*  You start a vegetable garden and ask at the nursery where the magic beans are kept.

*  You try to find out who that guy was that coughed during the taping of the DVD of ITW so you can teach him a lesson.

*  Find real bugs to squish when you're pretending to be the witch.

* You go to order a salad and start on the Witch's rap.

* You cannot sleep if you have not listened to some moment of Les Mis during the day

* Whenever you pick up the "Masterpiece" BBQ sauce, you immediately burst into a bawdy rendition of "Master of the House"

* You worship the kid at school who's last name is Salonga (or Wilkinson, or Ruffle or Warlow, or Ball, or Quast, or Maguire etc. ), begging to meet their brother/sister/cousin etc., even after they say they have no idea what you are talking about

* You sing the entire libretto on car trips, from memory

* You do an oral report on Victor Hugo just so you can mention Les Miserables

* When, as part of your report you show part of the TAC movie, the entire class starts cracking up because you're trying really hard not to sing

* Saying "At The End of the Day" makes you want to burst into song

* You plan on naming your son Marius so you can say "Marius you're late", "Marius, rest", and "Marius your're no longer a child"

* You have stolen a loaf of bread

* You have convinced someone else that the theft was justified using quotes from the book/musical

* You have a movie star style crush on Enjorlas (Michal Maguire and Anthony Warlow also apply)

* You have a movie star crush on Marius

* You have a movie star crush on Javert!

* You can correctly pronounce Enjorlas

* You understood the last question

* Instead of inviting a bunch of people over when your parents left you alone for the weekend, you turn on CSR up full blast and sing along a few times

* You use a carbine on anyone who says of Javert, "That's the bad guy, right?"

* You have terrorized chat rooms by singing Les Mis songs and not stopping until you have done all your favorites (which is the entire thing, right?)

* You watch Mulan just to hear Lea Salonga sing

* Enjorlas plays a large part in your vocabulary,not just when talking about the character, but as a synonym for perfection

* During math class you practically have a heart attack because the answer was 2460!

* When asked what your favorite song is, you say "The entire Les Mis Libretto" (because it really is all one song)

* What do you mean Backstreet Boys, Blink 182, Shinia Twain, or Jewl, all your CDs are Les Miserables!

* On certain days you dress up like Javert, for no reason at all

* You notice you've been spending a lot of time in cafes

* You ask your French teacher how long it will be before you can read Les Miserables and see Les Miserables (the musical) in French

* You don't understand why she laughs in you face

* Your teachers know you as the girl who listens to Les Mis in German

* In British Lit, you attempt to write a book report on it, even though it's French

* You succeed

* You get an A

* You've gone an entire day with only saying lines from the musical/book

* When seeing Martin Guerre you inform the people with you who in the cast has been in Les Mis, along with praising dear Boubil and Schonberg to the fullest extent of your powers

* Even though the guy sitting next to you is now giving you odd looks, you provide him with a detailed description of the best and worst Enjorlas wigs

* He seems interested

* Because he is blond, fairly tall, and wearing a red shirt, you bestow upon him the name of Enjorlas

* Later because he suggested everyone go down to a bar and get drunk, you get very angry at him because "that's not something Enjorlas would do"

* Even though he insists he was joking, you start calling him Grantaire in the same voice you would "traitor"

* He reads the book just to figure out what the heck you were talking about

* He loves it and sees the musical

* Woohoo, a convert!

* When you see a bully in school you think of him as Javert and anyone he picks on as Valjean or Fantine

* You have discussions (in French) with your French teacher on Les Miserables

* You turn in a 15 page report (hehe...with the coverpage) on the French Revolution, and manage to sneak Victor Hugo in

* You have listened to the TAC so many times that you can sing along throughout the whole concert and not miss a beat, even during the foreign language part

* You sing "Come to Me" to your dying pet squirrel

* You have rented TAC and returned it late so many times, they give you the

movie

* You can sing harmony with each songs perfectly

* You wince whenever anyone says "Les Miserables" how it looks

* You go and see Hannibal, and expect to have nightmares about it, but instead you have a happy dream about Cosette and Marius

* You begin to realize that the person you have a crush on has A LOT in common with your favorite Les Mis character

* A teacher gave you a detention slip, you immediately thought of Valjean, waited until they were gone, tore it up and ran away

* You see a pair of silver candlesticks and go all gooey

* You've gone into a bottle shop and asked for absinthe)

* You and some friends have actually sat around a campfire and sung "Drink With Me" while everyone else looked at you as though you were crazy

* You print these lists and show them to your friends, who couldn't care less

* You plan to store yourself in a suitcase and ship yourself off to New York so you can see Les Mis

* When you fall down and someone asks if you're alright, you sing, "Don't you fret M'sier, whoever you are, I don't feel any pain"

* Your parents have become accustomed to calling you "Eponine"

* You found left over sparklers and lit them... when they were gone, you saluted and said, "Vive la Republic!"

* You almost got kicked out of Barnes and Noble because you accidently screamed when you saw Les Miserables for sale for 4.99

* You constantly debate over the difference between the book Eponine and the musical Eponine, yet you love them both

* You name every animal after a Les Mis character