The Outsiders

Here's a list of things to do if you are bored...

Act like you just met your friend for the first time
Alphabetize the food in your fridge
Annoy total strangers
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
At the bottom of escalators yell “MY SHOELACE!”
Baby oil the floor
Bark at people in the grocery store
Bark at your dog
Be a no-name
Be a smart blonde
Be blunt
Be Buddha
Be envious
Be immobile
Be legendary
Be negative
Be nervous
Be one of those people that yell “SHH!” (Even though they ADD to the noise)
Be really annoying to everybody
Be somebody else
Be stupid for a day
Become a hermit on your front lawn (works best if you live on a main road!)
Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera
Become an expert on something nobody cares about
Befriend flies
Bite every other nail
Blink a lot
Boil ice cream
Bother a sibling, profusely
Bounce a potato
Braid your dog's hair
Break into a friend's house and clean it
Buff your cat
Bury your father’s car
Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers.
Call an insurance company and try to insure your stuffed animal.
Call toll free numbers and make friends with the operators
Calmly have a nervous breakdown
Carpet your ceiling
Change your mind constantly
Change your name...hourly
Chase your friend or family member around the sofa
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Claim you are late for a date with the white rabbit
Clean and polish your belly button
Clean your room (*gasp*)
Climb the walls
Clone yourself
Complain about your nose hurting
Conceive a brand new language.
Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
Confess to a crime...that didn't happen
Construct a shrine for the queen of the spud peoples
Construct tiny makeshift parachutes for hamsters
Crush pop cans with croquet mallets
Dance around your living room naked
Debate politics with a pet
Declare April 6th “slap butt day” at your school and actively celebrate it
Defend your neighborhood from flesh eating robots
Develop a complex
Develop a tick
Dial-a-prayer and argue
Do everything with your other hand today
Do the hokey-pokey at 3 am
Donate your brother’s/sister's body to science
Dont ever use punctuation its rather annoying isnt it
Dot people’s i’s for them
Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself
Dress up in a cow suit… go to the supermarket
Drink as much prune juice as you can
Drop pebbles down the chimney
Drop something to see if it breaks.
Duct tape a spoon to the wall and wait for it to fall
Embarrass yourself
Every time you say the word definitely, spell it out 
Factor your social security number
Fake an accent
Find a bug and chase it
Find an address to your favorite famous person and write them a letter. See if they write you back.
Find other people who have your name
Find pepper and dust and break the world record of sneezes
Find the longest URL you possibly can
Find typos on websites and email the webmasters to let them know.
Flash your mailman
Fold everything you can
Follow random people
Forget to groom
Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out
Get caught red-handed
Get your dog braces
Get yourself as nauseated as possible, like by spinning around and looking straight up.
Give names to your body parts
Give your cat a mohawk
Give yourself a new identity
Glue pages of your roommates textbooks together.
Go Amish
Go dumpster diving
Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
Go on random driver’s ed trips
Go skinny-dipping
Go through the dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.
Go to a funeral and tell jokes
Go to a Swing dance and do the hokey-pokey
Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
Goose people
Grease every door hinge in the house, then yell at people for slamming doors
Groan, act confused when people ask if you are ok
Hail a cab and walk
Hang out in the bathroom wearing a suit and sell people things
Have a carpet picnic
Have a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.
Hide
Hot wax the bottom of your brothers/sisters dress shoes
Hug a stranger then apologize saying you thought they were your grandma.
Ignore anyone who talks to you
Interview a member of the opposite sex
Join the debate team and agree with everyone
Juggle everything you can find 
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids. 
Laugh at things that are not funny 
Learn a new word in the dictionary
Learn insulting words in other languages
Learn random facts and share them with people
Learn to peel a banana with your feet
Learn to type...with your toes
Let a helium balloon float up to your ceiling and throw things at it to pop it
Listen to a painting
Load as many programs on your PC as you can in an attempt to crash your system
Look on a soda bottle or cereal box and call the consumer information line and ask them some questions.
Lounge around the house in prom attire
Make a list of things to do when bored.
Make an entertaining phone answering-machine message
Make faces at strangers to make them laugh
Make oatmeal in the bathtub
Make shoelaces out of noodles
Make sound effects for stuff
Make up crazy facts about things and tell them to other people like you are very smart.
Make up poems or songs about your boredom
Make your feet talk to each other
Make sound effects for stuff
Mark your territory
Memorize pi (the number)
Mix and match your socks
Mix some odd foods together and eat them
Open a box of Animal Crackers and make an animal farm
Open everything
Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud "When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"
Over pluck your eyebrows
Paint zebra stripes on your computer
Pay for expensive things with pennies
Phone your local government rep and see if you can convince him or her to have lunch with you
Pick other people’s noses
Plant M&M’s
Plaster those free tattoos all over your body
Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet 
Play songs backwards and listen for satanic messages
Plead the fifth
Plot the overthrow of your local school board
Post Post-It© Notes all over your house
Pour instant concrete in your sister/brother's waterbed
Pour water in your hand, make a sneeze noise, and throw water on the back of person's neck. Act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question, like on Jeopardy.
Pretend to be a car - Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Pretend you are God
Pronounce your friends names backwards
Propose marriage to the next living thing you see
Put legwarmers on all your furniture
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
Put your Christmas lights up in April
Put your shoes on the opposite feet 
Read a book a sentence a day
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
Repeatingly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name
Respond to everything with “well that’s what you think”
Run a Miss Area-code pageant
Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
Sandpaper a mushroom
Say “blink-blink” when you blink
Say everything twice
Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
See how many hugs you can get in one day
See how many licks it actually takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
See what's in your neighbor's rubbish/trash - You can learn a lot about them this way.
Send postcards to yourself
Set up your Christmas tree in April
Sharpen a carrot 
Shout “shut up, SHUT UP,” and hit your head on a table
Show school pride, for a school other than your own
Sit on the washing machine during the spin cycle.
Smell EVERYTHING you come across
Smile all day for a day
Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any
Speak in acronyms
Spell your name with mustard all over the street
Spend hours downloading large files, then delete them, download, delete.....
Spill things 
Stack furniture
Start a club, make everyone who joined pay dues, then call it stupid and quit.
Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
Stick marshmallows between your buttocks and see how far you can walk without dropping them.
Stomp grapes in the bathtub
Swat flies
Take the fifth.
Take your cat to the restroom with you
Take your hamster to the beach
Take your TV outside
Talk back to the radio
*69 Telemarketers and ask them if they want to buy random stuff
Throw a tomato into a fan
Throw marshmallows against the wall
Tie bows in everything
Try a sample of every flavor at baskin’ robins but don’t buy anything
Try to make reservations at McDonalds
Try to Outmaneuver your shadow
Try to play a cassette in your CD player.
Turn off the lights whenever you enter a room
Turn on everything
Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue
Turn your TV upside down and watch it
Turn yourself in a for a crime you didn’t commit
Unplug everything and rearrange the furniture
Use the word stuff as much as possible
Vacuum your lawn
Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on an 'invisible' wire.
Washable crayons are a wonderful invention. Pick a wall and invite friends.
Wear a right shoe that is different than your left shoe and see if people notice
Wear all your clothes inside out for the day
Wear fuzzy bunny slippers to work
When you buy something ask to get your picture taken with the clerk
When you have people over ask them if they ever feel like they are being watched
Whisper everything
Wink at everyone
Write a rant letter to your local newspaper.
Write complaint letters to companies that annoy you.
Write glow in the dark messages on people’s ceilings (“I'm watching you!)
Write letters to random people claiming you are their lost cousin, ask for money
Write your name in permanent marker on all your underwear