The Maledictor's Lair

V 3.0

For those of you who don't know...

Order of Dungeons in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

1-Forest Temple
2-Goron Mines- Mal loves!
3-Lakebed Temple- Pinkstorm LOATHES!
4-Arbiter's Grounds-Pinkstorm loves!
5-Snowpeak Ruins
6-Temple of Time- Mal loves!
7-City in the Sky
8-Palace of Twilight- Mal loves!
9-Hyrule Castle- Mal loves!

Pinkstorm has beaten this twice. The Maledictor has beaten this twice. The Maledictor's little sister is on the Temple of Time, with tons of help from the two of us. She should try to fend for herself sometime....

(EDIT FROM MAL: Tons of help is an understatement. How about a complete and personalized walkthrough for the entire game until the Lakebed Temple, whereupon I did all the dungeons FOR her?)

Wii Pt. 2

Wii've had our Wii for a longish time now. Wii are swept up saving Hyrule and Midna from Ganondorf. I am on Snowpeak Ruins, and my sister Slugbug remains stuck in the Goron Mines. Meh, Pinkstorm's already on City In The Sky, but she's been rushing through it. I got Malo Mart yesterday- NA-NA, NA-NA, NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!!

You've Got Wii

We got a Wii for Christmas!!!! (!!!!!!) (!!!!!!) It's awesome! It's incredible! I love the Wiimote! So far we only have Wii Sports/Wii Play (uuuuugh) and Twilight Princess, but TP is good enough to keep us going for a long time!! I'm ecstatic!

Christmas

Hey yo yo yo. Sorry for the strange greeting. One time I got a spam text message that said that. Oh well.

Christmas is a' komin' in! Waes hail! Giddyap, jingle horse! Oh come all ye faithful!

Who is in agreement that Christmas music is the best music EVER? It's seriously the best ever...like the Christmas Oratorio, Messiah, Carol of the Bells, Mannheim Steamroller, Here We Come A Wassailing, and all the rest! Actually right now I'm listening to Less Than A Pearl by Enya, the coolest song ever. Ick, now it's playing Amarantine *switches angrily*.

Ooh, Rodent needs me to clean my room so we can go see Enchanted. Meh.

Names

My friends and I make up random names for people, and each other as well. Menut has named me Spiffy. I am also something along the lines of"Tinky Dipsa Po B. Laa". If you guessed that was derived from "Teletubbies", you were correct. I must explain the whole Tinky-Winky fiasco.

I was talking on the phone with Menut a few nights ago, also randomly article-surfing on Wikipedia at the same time. I asked her what to search. She told me, "Teletubbies". So I did as she commanded. I read the article in disgust that I was actually one of the losers who looked at the Teletubbies Wiki article, only to find out that Tinky-Winky, the purple Teletubby, played the oboe!!! He also played my two other favorite instruments, the cor anglais and the bassoon. I expressed my shock and horror by screaming, "TINKY-WINKY PLAYS THE OBOE?!" Naturally, Menut heard me and began laughing terrifyingly. I have become Mal Winky.

Sigh.

Bargy McBarge

Menut came over after school today, and she created the best quote of all time.

We were sitting on my bed drawing comics, and suddenly, my little sister RIPS open the door, sending a powerful current of wind gusting through my room. She stares at us, when all of a sudden, Menut yells, "Geeeeeeeeeez, BARGY McBARGE!!!!" The little rodent left immediately, and Menut and I burst into tearful laughter.

Hee hee.

The Mechanics of Hallowe'en

As promised, a post about The Mechanics of Hallowe'en:

Certain candies have certain values. Some are quite apparent- obviously someone is going to value a pack of M & M's more than a Tootsie Roll. It also depends on the preference of the trick-or-treater. In my family, we get fun-size Snickers so much that they're just filler or padding for a much better trade.

I have to go, so this article will be continued later.

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Hallowe'en

Oh no...it's my last year of trick-or-treating! Well, Pinkstorm, Waffle, Menut and I are going trick-or-treating together. Pinkstorm is being a fox, Waffle is being an...undecided, Menut barely realized that this Wednesday's Hallowe'en, and I'm being...a GHOST BUNNY! I was going to be the Energizer Bunny, but I realized that would involve much parental angst and finance. So in a flash of genius I dug out my Maledictor cape from last year, and VOILA! ...a ghost bunny. My mum was relieved to say the least.

I've always been something weird for Hallowe'en. I've been a robot with working dials and blinking lights, a giant box chicken, a TOASTER, a Made In China sticker, and the Maledictor. (The best one was the toaster. We wrapped it in shiny silver paper, and it said "Sunbeam" on the side. Spiffy.) I'm ridiculously happy that I managed to get one more year of trick-or-treating out of the ol' folks...

Tomorrow: The Mechanics of Hallowe'en

Rainy Days in Paradise

It's the most boring day in the history of the universe. All it does is rain, and my grandma's visiting so I can't have any friends over. What am I going to DO today? Seriously, it's gross outside. It's grey, rainy, wet, windy, cold, and doldrum-ish. So I'm having e-mail wars with Menut.

Today, I'll probably just add content.
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