Unfortunately, this website will not be updated for some time. It may be undergoing some renovation in the meantime. See below for what this website currently has to offer. Thanks for your patience!
Speak your mind!
Join the forum. Click here to visit. We have lots of stuff to offer there. Click here to visit the Forum Guide to see what's in store for you there.
Incomplete Harry Potter Encyclopedia
This encyclopedia is in progress. Currently only the letters A and B are available, along with numbers and some of C. More are coming soon. If you care to check out what's been done so far, click here. Also, PLEASE NOTE that due to annoying real life things such as beginning college, I have not updated for a few months or added any information from Book Six. So if any of my large following who check daily for updates (Yes, I believe you just detected sarcasm! Congratulations! Want a cookie?) are concerned about this lack, you have reason to be. This will probably not be added for a few more months at least, depending on what new crises life decides to throw my way in the next few months! So in other words, don't hold your breath; you might pass out. But it will be there eventually. (Tip: Maybe check weekly instead of daily, okay? Thanks.)
Phantom of the Opera Phan Phic
This phan phic, is just beginning now (May 2005). If you would care to join it, click here to see the Forum board where it will be created.
Movie Script
Since it is apparently not available anywhere on the Internet, I typed out the script to the movie Addams Family Values. If you'd like to see it, click here.
Who are we?
Want to read all about the Punch Family? Click here. Warning: Be prepared for severe randomness. Don't click if you scare easily.
Got Problems? Ask BandAid!
It's the it version of "Dear Abby"!! If you've got a problem, BandAid's got an answer. Click here to post your problem in the forum. BandAid will answer you and you might get published in this paper! You can post anonymously. If you would like to see a few of the published letters, click here.
Weather Report
Want to know what the weather's doing at the Department of Its on Earth (DIE)? Click here to see.
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