FORD CONSUL ZEPHYR ZODIAC
consul zephyr zodiac mk11
NOVEMBER
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
what was your first classic car ?
what classic do you own ?
money no object what car would you have ?
are you a member of any other club ?
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
have you any hobbies ?
favourite music and singer/band ?
favourite movie and movie star ?
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
OCTOBER
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
what was your first classic car ?
what classic do you own ?
money no object what car would you have ?
are you a member of any other club ?
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
have you any hobbies ?
favourite music and singer/band ?
favourite movie and movie star ?
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
SEPTEMBER
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
MANCHESTER 1968
what was your first classic car ?
TO OWN MYSELF AND NOT DAVE'S
A CONSUL 1959
what classic do you own ?
THE CONSUL I JUST SAID
money no object what car would you have ?
A FAST SPORTS CONVERTIBLE
are you a member of any other club ?
MAN CITY FOOTBALL CLUB
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
TATTON PARK
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
PATRICK SWAYZE
have you any hobbies ?
FARM AND CAFE ON FACEBOOK
favourite music and singer/band ?
ANYTHING / AT THE MOMENT PINK
favourite movie and movie star ?
PRETTY WOMAN / JULIA ROBERTS
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
FOOTBALL / ROBINIHO
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
I WOULDNT ID STAY LONELY
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
MY DOG POOPING ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF DAVES ZODIAC
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
JAMIE LEE CURTIS
AUGUST
CLIVE
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
YEOVIL SOMERSET 1958
what was your first classic car ?
FORD POP V8
what classic do you own ?
MK 11 CONSUL 1960
money no object what car would you have ?
CUSTOM BUILT V8 ZODIAC CONVERTIBLE
are you a member of any other club ?
MK 11 IDEPENDENT CLUB
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
TATTON PARK
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
BRIDGET BARDOT
have you any hobbies ?
SNOOKER AND MINI SKIRTS (NOT WEAR THEM )LOL
favourite music and singer/band ?
DIRE SRAITS / MARK KNOPFLER
favourite movie and movie star ?
2 LANE BLACKSTOP / JASON STATHAM
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
BOXING / MOHAMMAD ALI
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
I'M A SEX GOD IN DISGIUSE
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
BEING STITCHED UP AND DRIVING TO TATTON PARK IN FULL ELVIS OUTFIT.
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
RONNIE CORBET AS WE GOT THE SAME SIZE LEGS
JULY
GEMMA
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
PRESTON 1983
what was your first classic car ?
ZODIAC V8 1959
what classic do you own ?
ZODIAC V8 1959
money no object what car would you have ?
BEING THE SPOILT COW THAT I AM LOL I GOT WHAT I WANTED.
WOULDNT MIND A NEW AUDI A4 THOUGH!
are you a member of any other club ?
MK2 INDEPENDENT CLUB
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
TATTON PARK
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
CLIVE AS HE IS THE ONLY PERSON ALLOWED TO DRIVE MY CAR LOL
have you any hobbies ?
SNOOKER AND FACEBOOK
favourite music and singer/band ?
BEYONCE- BUT LIKE MOST MUSIC
favourite movie and movie star ?
GREASE / VIN DIESEL
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
NOT REALLY INTO MUCH SPORTS DNT MID WATCHIG SNOOKER OR DARTS
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
I WOULD NEVER GET THAT DESPERETE LOL
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
HAVING TO DRIVE TO TATTON WITH CLIVE DRESSED AS ELVIS LOL
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
REESE WITHERSPOONJUNE
JANE
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
MY MUM TELLS ME I DON'T KNOW IM BORN!?
BUT LONG ENOUGH AGO THAT HAVING A WRITTEN LIST OF CAR REGISTRATION PLATES WAS COOL.
what was your first classic car ?
A RATHER NICE GREEN AND CREAM MKII ZEPHYR.
what classic do you own ?
YEAH THAT ONE AGAIN!
money no object what car would you have ?
CHRISTINE OR MACK TRUCK(RUBBER DUCK-THERE'S A SMOKEY ON YOUR TAIL)
are you a member of any other club ?
MKII OWNERS CLUB, ST WINNOCH FISHING CLUB, PRE67'S, ALCOHOLICS AFFIRMATIVE, AND A GUEST OF 3 GRACES NW
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
TATTON PARK!
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
ERM.....KIETH MOON.....I HEARD HE WAS AWFULLY GOOD AT DRIVING.
have you any hobbies ?
PLAY IN A SCOTTISH CEILIDH BAND, GARDENING(OH NO, THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S A BIG GARAGE THERE NOW), BOMBAY GIN, REAL ALE AND DOG WALKS
favourite music and singer/band ?
(WHISPERS)....GENESIS....HAYSEED DIXIE, LA BOUTTINE SOURIANTE AND MY BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK BY CLIVE DRAKE (i guess she likes any type of music but does she feel a bit of a charlie)
favourite movie and movie star ?
TOMMY / (HARD ONE - TOO MANY) BUT I'LL HAVE TO SAY OLIVER REED
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
HARVEY SMITH. HE WAS A HARD MOFO! HAVE A PHOTO OF HIM GIVING ME THE FINGER!(BUT NOT LITERALLY)(so i take it you like show jumping well no jumping at are shows)
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
SLIGHTLY UNSTABLE, PO-FACED LOOKING FOR SOMEONE RICH AND UNDERSTANDING
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
NOT HAD ONE YET BUT SURE IT WILL BE SPECTACULAR AND I WON'T HAVE ANYONE WITH ME TO SHARE MY EMBARRASSMENT-AND PROBABLY INVOLVE THE THIRD LANE OF THE KINGSTON BRIDGE, THE BUSIEST ROAD BRIDGE IN EUROPE.
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
JAMIE LEE CURTIS(APPARENTLY I LOOK LIKE HER) OR THE THING
MAY
WAYNE P
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
URMSTON 1960
what was your first classic car ?
VAUXHALL VIVA
what classic do you own ?
HUDSON HORNET
money no object what car would you have ?
PONTIAC STARCHIEF 1956
are you a member of any other club ?
AACNW, AND AMBLESIDE AC
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
HEARTBEAT RUN AND DRAYTON MANOR
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
MARLON BRANDO
have you any hobbies ?
MOUNTAIN MARATHONS AND ANTIQUARIAN BOOKS
favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCKABILLY/ROCK''N''ROLL / JOHNNY BURNETTE
favourite movie and movie star ?
THE WICKER MAN / ROBERT DE NERO
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
FELL RUNNING / GEORGE BEST
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
I'M LIKE A HARE AND A TORTOISE (do you mean your very fast but always late)
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
ITS WHEN I FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL AND CRASHED INTO THE CENTRAL RESERVATION ON THE M62
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
ROBERT MITCHUM
APRIL
ALAN
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
STOCKPORT 1947
what was your first classic car ?
AUSTIN CAMBRIDGE
what classic do you own ?
ZODIAC
money no object what car would you have ?
E TYPE JAG
are you a member of any other club ?
NO I DONT NEED TO IM IN THE 3 GRACES
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
TATTON PARK
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
BRIAN BECAUSE HE TALKS A LOT OF SENSE AND AWAKE ALL THE TIME
(I DID SAY ANYONE) OK I'LL HAVE ELVIS
have you any hobbies ?
LIKE PLAYING SQUASH
favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCK''N''ROLL / ELVIS
favourite movie and movie star ?
SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION / CLINT EASTWOOD
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
DARTS / ERIC BRISTOW
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
GOOD LOOKING , GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR (you must have a good sense of humour to say that)
AND NO MONEY
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
DRIVING A SMART CAR TO A CLUB MEET
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
TOM CRUISE
MARCH
GILL
(a light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
STOCKPORT 19?? (i think it was 1908 let me know if im wrong)
what was your first classic car ?
MY NEW(BUT OLD)CONSUL CLASSIC 315
what classic do you own ?
CONSUL CLASSIC 315
money no object what car would you have ?
FORD DEUCE COUPE, 65 MUSTANG OR CHRYSLER CROSSFIRE
are you a member of any other club ?
THE SATURDAY MORNING RETAIL THERAPY CLUB
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
ROAD RUN (GUYS THATCHED HAMLET)
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
JAMES DEAN (did he not die in a car crash)
have you any hobbies ?
GARDENING AND SOCIALIZING (you can do my garden and talk to my neighbours if you want)
favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCKABILLY AND NORTHERN SOUL - JACKIE WILSON
favourite movie and movie star ?
SEE NO EVIL HEAR NO EVIL,HOME ALONE AND WEST SIDE STORY - STEVE MARTIN
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
FOOTBALL - ALAN SHEARER
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
QUIET TILL DRUNK
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
IT MAYBE A CLASSIC SOON BUT WHEN SOMEONE BROKEN INTO MY OLD ASTRA AND STOLE THE CROOK LOCK AND LEFT THE CAR (vauxhall says it all)
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
JULIE WALTERS OR SUSAN SARANDON
FEBRUARY
DAVE
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
MANCHESTER 1960
what was your first classic car ?
FORD 100e
what classic do you own ?
CONSUL 375 -- VW CAMPER VAN -- 2000e CORTINA
money no object what car would you have ?
VW SPLIT SCREEN CAMPER VAN
are you a member of any other club ?
NO
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
TATTON PARK
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
THE WIFE SHE'S FREE
have you any hobbies ?
RESTORING CLASSIC CARS
favourite music and singer/band ?
MOST MUSIC BUT NOT THIS BOOM BOOM CRAP
favourite movie and movie star ?
THE GREAT ESCAPE -- JOHN WAYNE
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
NO TIME FOR SPORT
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
BIG KID WHO LIKES OLD BANGERS
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
HAVIN THE TRACK ROD END COME OFF MY CLASSIC AND HAVING TO SEND FOR THE R.A.C
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
JOHN WAYNE
JANUARY
DAVE
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
MANCHESTER 1966
what was your first classic car ?
VAUXHALL VIVA FULLY KITTED OUT IN LEOPARD SKIN AND GO FASTER STRIPES
what classic do you own ?
1957 ZODIAC
money no object what car would you have ?
1954-5 CADDILLAC COUPE DE VILLE IN PINK
are you a member of any other club ?
WAS UPTO 2 WEEKS AGO TVVCCC THEN THEY WOULDNT GIVE ME MY REWARDS FOR BEING DRAWN OUT OF THE HAT BECAUSE I HADN'T PAID MY SUBS ON TIME
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
SPEED DEMONS
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
I ALREADY HAVE A CHAUFFEUR LESLEY MY PARTNER SHE DOES A CRACKING JOB AND FOR FREE
have you any hobbies ?
WATCHING AND PLAYING FOOTBALL AND COLLECTING CLASSIC CAR OWNERS TO JOIN THE 3 GRACES
favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCK N ROLL/ROCKABILLY - ELVIS
favourite movie and movie star ?
BROTHER O ART THOU - KEVIN BACON
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
FOOTBALL - GIO KINKLADZE
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
IF THIS IS YOUR 1ST TIME FORGET IT
IF YOUVE TRIED AT LEASE 10 OTHERS THEN I MIGHT BE THE ONE FOR YOU TALL DARK AND HANDSOME
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
RUNNING OUT OF PETROL ON THE SLIPROAD COMING OFF THE M60 AT DENTON AND HAVING TO ASK BERNIE TO TOW ME OFF
NOT BOTHERD ABOUT RUNNING OUT OF PETROL I HOPE PEOPLE DIDNT SEE ME TALKING TO BERNIE
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
STAN LAUREL
DECEMBER
BERNIE
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
196? IN A BLACK CAB OUTSIDE STOCKPORT TRAIN STATION
what was your first classic car ?
TRIUMP HERALD
what classic do you own ?
MK11 CONSUL - PLYMOUTH FURY 111 CONVERTIBLE
money no object what car would you have ?
MK11 CONSUL - PLYMOUTH FURY 111 CONVERTIBLE
OR MAYBE A 2 DOOR 55 CHEVY BELAIR
are you a member of any other club ?
S.O.D.O (stockport owner drivers association)
ANGLIA OWNERS CLUB (now dejected to the 3 graces)
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
TATTON PARK - BILLING - I LOVE EM ALL
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
ANY FIT TROLLOP WILL DO
have you any hobbies ?
CARS, SEX AND BEER (SEX IN A CAR WITH BEER)
favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCK N ROLL - ROXY MUSIC, BRYAN FERRY, AND UB40
favourite movie and movie star ?
SNATCH, LOCKSTOCK AND 2 SMOCKING BARRELS - VINNY JONES - BRAD PITT
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
BOXING - RICKY FATTEN
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
A GREAT CATCH
whats your most embarrasing moment in a classic car ?
TOWING DAVE,S CAR OFF THE MOTORWAY
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
MY LOOKALIKE TOM CRUISE
NOVEMBER
MARK
(light hearted interveiw with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
HULME MANCHESTER 1960
what was your first classic car ?
BLACK 1964 FORD ANGLIA
what classic do you own ?
1959 FORD CONSUL DELUX
money no object what car would you have ?
1955 CHEVY OR EARLY 50S CADDY
are you a member of any other club ?
THE SECRET SOCIETY OF BLIND TIDDLEY WINKERS (THOUGHT YOU SPELL IT WITH AN A)
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
SPEED DEMONS AND NWCC ROAD RUN
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or Alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE (ENOUGH LOOKALIKES IN THE CLUB)
have you any hobbies ?
HATS---MY MUM ALWAYS SAID "IF YOUVE GOT NO TALENT GET A BIG HAT"
favourite music and singer/band ?
1950S ROCKIN ----IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK ONE
favourite movie and movie star ?
THE GREAT ESCAPE -- JACKIE CHAN
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
MARTIAL ARTS --- EDDIE THE EAGLE (I LIKE A TRYER)
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE "HELLO"
whats your most embarrassing moment in a classic car
IN 1978 I DROVE INTO A PETROL STATION IN URMSTON IT WAS A BUSY FORCORT AND I MISS JUGDED THE TURNING AND HIT THE CORNER OF THE PETROL PUMP AND ALL THE PLASTIC COVERS FELL OFF LEAVING ALL THE METAL SHOWING, I STOOD THE PLASTIC COVERS BACK UP AND THEN WENT INSIDE AND APOLOGISED, THEN DROVE OFF TO FIND ANOTHER PETROL STATION.
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
NORMAN WISDOM ( IN A DRAPE AND CREEPERS ).
OCTOBER
CLIVE
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
SALFORD 1965
what was your first classic car ?
MK1 CORTINA
what classic do you own ?
1960 CONSUL
money no object what car would you have ?
DAVE ROGERSONS BUICK
are you a member of any other club ?
??????????W.M.CLUB????????
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
SPEED DEMONS AND GUZZLERS
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
MARYLIN MONROE
have you any hobbies ?
FISHING
favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCKABILLY - GENE VINCENT
favourite movie and movie star ?
DANCES WITH WOLVES - JOHN WAYNE
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
FISHING/FOOTBALL - SHAUN WRIGHT PHILLIPS
how would you describe your self in a lonely hearts ad ?
MISSING
most embarrassing moment in a classic car ?
THE CAR WAS FIRING ON 3 POTS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SERIOUS SO I TOOK THE ENGINE TO BITS ONLY TO FIND OUT LATER WHILST LOOKING FOR A REPLACEMENT IT WAS A SPARK PLUG
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
FRANK GALLAGHER FROM SHAMELESS
SEPTEMBER
(light hearted interveiw with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
SEPTEMBER 1967 -THE SUMMER OF LOVE - JEEZ IM 41 IN A BIT, ALL THE PRESENTS AND CARDS WITH LININGS WILL BE GREEDILY ACCEPTED - BORN IN LEIGH WHICH IS THE ARSE END OF WIGAN, WHICH IN ITSELF IS THE ARSE END
what was your first classic car ?
59 MKII CONSUL ORJ 369 WERE ARE YOU NOW ?
what classic car do you own ?
VAUXHALL CRESTA P.A.
money no object what car would you have ?
A WHITE MK11 ZEPHYR - PROBABLY - OR A 454ci BLOWN 60'S STYLE GASSER FORD POP
are you a member of any other club ?
CRESTA CLUB, MKII CLUB AND THE MILE HIGH CLUB
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
NORTH WEST CASUAL CLASSICS ROAD RUN, THE PRESTON DOCKS, GARSTANG ETC ROUTE; TATTON PARK FOR THE AUOJUMBLE
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
DON'T FANCY A DEAD PERSON DRIVING ME AROUND SO I SUPPOSE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE KELLY BROOK GRRRR
have you any hobbies ?
BINGE DRINKIN, SLEEPIN, COLLECTING OLD TAT, GOING OUT WITH ANYBODY WHO'LL HAVE ME, FANCY A PINT ?
favourite music and singer/band ?
50'S ROCKIN; 60'S GARAGE, 60'S GIRL GROUPS, OLD SCHOOL PSYCHOBILLY. -FAVE BAND? THE CRAMPS
favourite movie and movie star ?
60s BRIT FLICKS UP THE JUNCTION, ALFIE ect - STEVE McQUEEN WHO IS IN NONE OF THE BRIT FLICKS
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
XTREME IRONING,- ALAN SHEARER WHEN HE WAS AT BLACKBURN ROVERS
how would you describe yourself in a lonley hearts ad ?
HARD UP, IF YOU WANT ME YOU CAN HAVE ME
most embarrassing moment in a classic car ?
WHEEL FALLING OFF A 40MPH HAD JUST BLED THE BREAKS AND PUT THE WHEEL ON WITHOUT TIGHTENING THE NUTS, TOOK IT FOR A TEST DRIVE AND IT WENT DOWN WITH SUCH A BANG THEN I HAD 3 LUMPS IN ME THOAT
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
WILFRED BRAMBELL
AUGUST
PAUL
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
Where and when were you born ?
EITHER CHESTER ZOO OR BELL VUE CIRCUS I THINK THE LATTER OF THE TWO ON JULY 13TH 1979 WHICH WAS A FRIDAY THE 13TH
what was your first classic car ?
I RECKON IT WOULD BE MY MK3 PURPLE CORTINA
What classic car/s do you own ?
1960 FORD CONSUL MK2 LOWLINE
Money no object what car would you have ?
INFERNO RED 1959 CADDY COUPE DE VILLE/32 DEUCE COUPE/1964 LINCOLN CONTINENTIAL/78 TRANS AM FIREBIRD BANDIT STYLE TOO MANY TO LIST
(I KNOW I SAID MONEY NO OBJECT BUT I DIDNT MEAN YOU WON THE FOOKING LOTTO)
Are you a member of any car club ?
NOT THAT I KNOW OF
What is your favorite classic car run/show ?
IM NEW TO ALL THIS AND ENJOYING EVERY RUN OR SHOW WE DO AS A CLUB ITS GOOD TO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE OF SIMILAR INTERESTS MAINLY BEING BEER CARS BBQS, (LOOKING FORWARD TO TATTON ELVIS SPECTACULAR)
If you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
I DONT THINK I WOULD HAVE ANYONE DRIVE ME
I LOVE DRIVING SO I GUESS I WOULD BE THE CHAUFFER
(I'M GOING LONDON SOON AND I COULD DO WITH A DRIVER)
Have you any hobbies ?
CLASSIC CARS, PHOTOGRAPHY, GRAPHIC NOVELS, PINUPS, ROCK''N''ROLL, 50S RETRO AND NOSTALGIA, LIVE MUSIC, DRIVING, MY GIRLS BITS, KITTY VON TRICKLE AND HER OFFSPRING
(ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVENT FORGOTTEN SOMETHING)
Favourite music and singer or band ?
TORN ON THIS ONE I LIKE SO MANY SINGERS AND MUSIC FROM BLUEGRASS TO ROCKABILLY
THE BIG O IS SUPERB THOUGH
Favourite movie and movie star ?
WAITING ON WATCHMEN COMING OUT - NOT REALLY INTO MOVIE STARS UNLESS THEY CAN ACTUALLY ACT
Favourite sport and sporting hero ?
W.T.F IS SPORT
(i think sex is a sport because lesley keeps saying its like a marathan)
How would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
IM MARY, SCARY QUITE CONTRARY NEED SOMEONE SHAVE MY BITS THERE TO DAM HAIRY
Whats your most embarassing moment in a classic car ?
HAVING TO PHONE DAVE LAST WINTER WHEN MY CAR WOULDNT START TO FIND OUT IT WAS THE STARTER MOTOR
THEN NEARLY GIVING MYSELF A HERNIA TRYING TO PUSH THE DAM THING OUT FROM SOME BUSHES TO GET A HAMMER FROM THE BOOT TO HIT THE STATER MOTOR
ONLY TO NOTICE EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE BLOCK WATCHING AND LAUGHING
If we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
THE APE OUTTA EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE, HE WOULD BE SPOT ON
JULY
JONNY
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
Where and when were you born ?
STOCKPORT 1962 (the year they stopped making mk11s)
What was your 1st classic car ?
FORD ANGLIA 1200 SUPER,(it got nicked)
What classic car/s do you own ?
FORD CONSUL 375
Money no object what car would you have ?
A 55 CHEVY BELAIR VERT & AN ASTON MARTIN VANTAGE.
Are you a member of any club ?
NO OTHER CLUBS
What is your favourite classic car run/show ?
SPEED DEMONS & N.W.C.C.RUN VISITING GUYS THATCHED HAMLET
If you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
ALEX FERGUSON IN A MAN CITY SHIRT
Have you any hobbies ?
OLD CARS
Favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCKABILLY - EDDIE COCHRAN
Favourite movie and movie star ?
SHAWSHANK REDEMTION, TERMINATOR, LEON, ENEMY AT THE GATE, THE GOONIES - MARILYN MONROE
Favourite sport and sporting hero ?
FOOTBALL - COLLIN BELL, GEORGIE KINKLADZE. PELE
How would you describe yourself in a lonley hearts ad ?
47 getting on 18 (wishfull thinking if you know what i mean)
Whats your most embarassing moment in a classic car ?
LEAVING THE LIGHTS ON IN MY OLD HUMBER IN THE PUB CAR PARK, EVERYONE PISSED THEMSELVES WHEN THE LANLDORD SHOUTED OUT THE REG, AND THE HUMBER FILLING WITH SMOKE WHEN A WIRE BURNT OUT ON MY RADIO, IN THE RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC ON THE A6
If we made a film on your life who would you like to play you ?
ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER (but he aint as cool as me)
JUNE
JIM
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
Where and when were you born ?
HOPE HOSPITAL SALFORD 1945
What was your 1st classic car ?
AUSTIN A70 SOMERSET CONVERTIBLE BOUGHT FOR £7.50
What classic car/s do you own ?
1960 MK11 ZODIAC
Money no object what car would you have ?
MK11 ZODIAC CONVERTIBLE
Are you a member of another club ?
NO (are you sure)
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
YORKSHIRE DALES RUN (that's not one of ours)
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
MARILYN MONROE (i was going to say james dean but he died driving his car)
have you any hobbies ?
FISHING --READING -- CLASSIC CARS
favourite music and singer /band ?
ROCK ''N'' ROLL --- ROY ORBISON
favourite movie and movie star ?
SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION --- JOHN WAYNE
favourite sport and sPorting hero ?
I'M NOT REALLY INTO SPORT
how would you describe yourself in a lonley hearts ad ?
MISERABLE OLD FART
whats your most embarassing moment in a classic car ?
BREAKING DOWN IN A LAYBY WITH A LADY COMPANION AND GETTING A B---JOB
WHEN SHE HAD FINNISHED I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE A TRUCKER AT THE WINDOW
WHO HAD COME TO LOOK AT MY CAR AND SEEN ALOT MORE
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
JOHN WAYNE
MAY
BRIAN
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where & when were you born ?
I WAS FOUND IN AN UNLUCKY BAG IN CHADDERTON IN 1952
what was your 1st classic car ?
IT WAS MY 1ST CAR A POP 100E
what classic car/s do you have now ?
I HAVE 2 CONSULS 1 ZEPHYR 1 ZODIAC AND A 69 BEETLE (SORRY)
money no object what car would you have ?
MK11 ZODIAC RAG TOP
are you a member of any other club ?
YES OLDHAM TRANSVESTITES CLUB. OOH DO YOU MEAN CAR CLUB
WELL I MEAN NORTH WEST CASUAL CLASSICS
what is your favorite classic car run/show ?
LEAFY LANES WITH NWCC
AND OUR CLUB THE ONE THAT TOOK US TO GUYS THATCHED HAMLET
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
MY EX WIFE I'D BE IN THE FRONT WITH KYLIE(JUST TO PISS HER OFF)
have you any hobbies ?
SEX AND DOGS (thats and not with)
favorite music and singer/band ?
60s MUSIC / HOLLIES & EARLY BEATLES
favorite movie and movie star ?
NOT REALLY INTO TV/FILM BUT IF I HAD TO
DUMB & DUMBER AND AL PACINO
favorite sport and sporting hero ?
WATCHING GRASS GROW FROM THE WINDOW OF THE SHIP INN
AND PAUL THE LANDLORD
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
IF YOU LOVE DOGS AND CLASSIC CARS YOU CAN HAVE ME
whats your most embarrassing moment in a classic car ?
EVERY TIME I GO OUT IN DUDLEY (MY ZODIAC) BUT I LOVE BEING EMBARRASSED
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
BRUCE WILLIS BECAUSE I OFTEN GET MISSTAKEN FOR HIM