NOVEMBER
MARK
(light hearted interveiw with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
HULME MANCHESTER 1960
what was your first classic car ?
BLACK 1964 FORD ANGLIA
what classic do you own ?
1959 FORD CONSUL DELUX
money no object what car would you have ?
1955 CHEVY OR EARLY 50S CADDY
are you a member of any other club ?
THE SECRET SOCIETY OF BLIND TIDDLEY WINKERS (THOUGHT YOU SPELL IT WITH AN A)
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
SPEED DEMONS AND NWCC ROAD RUN
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or Alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE (ENOUGH LOOKALIKES IN THE CLUB)
have you any hobbies ?
HATS---MY MUM ALWAYS SAID "IF YOUVE GOT NO TALENT GET A BIG HAT"
favourite music and singer/band ?
1950S ROCKIN ----IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK ONE
favourite movie and movie star ?
THE GREAT ESCAPE -- JACKIE CHAN
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
MARTIAL ARTS --- EDDIE THE EAGLE (I LIKE A TRYER)
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE "HELLO"
whats your most embarrassing moment in a classic car
IN 1978 I DROVE INTO A PETROL STATION IN URMSTON IT WAS A BUSY FORCORT AND I MISS JUGDED THE TURNING AND HIT THE CORNER OF THE PETROL PUMP AND ALL THE PLASTIC COVERS FELL OFF LEAVING ALL THE METAL SHOWING, I STOOD THE PLASTIC COVERS BACK UP AND THEN WENT INSIDE AND APOLOGISED, THEN DROVE OFF TO FIND ANOTHER PETROL STATION.
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
NORMAN WISDOM ( IN A DRAPE AND CREEPERS ).
OCTOBER
(light hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
what was your first classic car ?
what classic do you own ?
money no object what car would you have ?
are you a member of any other club ?
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
have you any hobbies ?
favourite music and singer/band ?
favourite movie and movie star ?
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
how would you describe your self in a lonely hearts ad ?
most embarrassing moment in a classic car ?
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
SEPTEMBER
(light hearted interveiw with members)
getting to know you
where and when were you born ?
SEPTEMBER 1967 -THE SUMMER OF LOVE - JEEZ IM 41 IN A BIT, ALL THE PRESENTS AND CARDS WITH LININGS WILL BE GREEDILY ACCEPTED - BORN IN LEIGH WHICH IS THE ARSE END OF WIGAN, WHICH IN ITSELF IS THE ARSE END
what was your first classic car ?
59 MKII CONSUL ORJ 369 WERE ARE YOU NOW ?
what classic car do you own ?
VAUXHALL CRESTA P.A.
money no object what car would you have ?
A WHITE MK11 ZEPHYR - PROBABLY - OR A 454ci BLOWN 60'S STYLE GASSER FORD POP
are you a member of any other club ?
CRESTA CLUB, MKII CLUB AND THE MILE HIGH CLUB
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
NORTH WEST CASUAL CLASSICS ROAD RUN, THE PRESTON DOCKS, GARSTANG ETC ROUTE; TATTON PARK FOR THE AUOJUMBLE
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffeur who would it be ?
DON'T FANCY A DEAD PERSON DRIVING ME AROUND SO I SUPPOSE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE KELLY BROOK GRRRR
have you any hobbies ?
BINGE DRINKIN, SLEEPIN, COLLECTING OLD TAT, GOING OUT WITH ANYBODY WHO'LL HAVE ME, FANCY A PINT ?
favourite music and singer/band ?
50'S ROCKIN; 60'S GARAGE, 60'S GIRL GROUPS, OLD SCHOOL PSYCHOBILLY. -FAVE BAND? THE CRAMPS
favourite movie and movie star ?
?
favourite sport and sporting hero ?
XTREME IRONING,- ALAN SHEARER WHEN HE WAS AT BLACKBURN ROVERS
how would you describe yourself in a lonley hearts ad ?
HARD UP, IF YOU WANT ME YOU CAN HAVE ME
most embarrassing moment in a classic car ?
WHEEL FALLING OFF A 40MPH HAD JUST BLED THE BREAKS AND PUT THE WHEEL ON WITHOUT TIGHTENING THE NUTS, TOOK IT FOR A TEST DRIVE AND IT WENT DOWN WITH SUCH A BANG THEN I HAD 3 LUMPS IN ME THOAT
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
WILFRED BRAMBELL
AUGUST
PAUL
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
Where and when were you born ?
EITHER CHESTER ZOO OR BELL VUE CIRCUS I THINK THE LATTER OF THE TWO ON JULY 13TH 1979 WHICH WAS A FRIDAY THE 13TH
what was your first classic car ?
I RECKON IT WOULD BE MY MK3 PURPLE CORTINA
What classic car/s do you own ?
1960 FORD CONSUL MK2 LOWLINE
Money no object what car would you have ?
INFERNO RED 1959 CADDY COUPE DE VILLE/32 DEUCE COUPE/1964 LINCOLN CONTINENTIAL/78 TRANS AM FIREBIRD BANDIT STYLE TOO MANY TO LIST
(I KNOW I SAID MONEY NO OBJECT BUT I DIDNT MEAN YOU WON THE FOOKING LOTTO)
Are you a member of any car club ?
NOT THAT I KNOW OF
What is your favorite classic car run/show ?
IM NEW TO ALL THIS AND ENJOYING EVERY RUN OR SHOW WE DO AS A CLUB ITS GOOD TO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE OF SIMILAR INTERESTS MAINLY BEING BEER CARS BBQS, (LOOKING FORWARD TO TATTON ELVIS SPECTACULAR)
If you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
I DONT THINK I WOULD HAVE ANYONE DRIVE ME
I LOVE DRIVING SO I GUESS I WOULD BE THE CHAUFFER
(I'M GOING LONDON SOON AND I COULD DO WITH A DRIVER)
Have you any hobbies ?
CLASSIC CARS, PHOTOGRAPHY, GRAPHIC NOVELS, PINUPS, ROCK''N''ROLL, 50S RETRO AND NOSTALGIA, LIVE MUSIC, DRIVING, MY GIRLS BITS, KITTY VON TRICKLE AND HER OFFSPRING
(ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVENT FORGOTTEN SOMETHING)
Favourite music and singer or band ?
TORN ON THIS ONE I LIKE SO MANY SINGERS AND MUSIC FROM BLUEGRASS TO ROCKABILLY
THE BIG O IS SUPERB THOUGH
Favourite movie and movie star ?
WAITING ON WATCHMEN COMING OUT - NOT REALLY INTO MOVIE STARS UNLESS THEY CAN ACTUALLY ACT
Favourite sport and sporting hero ?
W.T.F IS SPORT
(i think sex is a sport because lesley keeps saying its like a marathan)
How would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
IM MARY, SCARY QUITE CONTRARY NEED SOMEONE SHAVE MY BITS THERE TO DAM HAIRY
Whats your most embarassing moment in a classic car ?
HAVING TO PHONE DAVE LAST WINTER WHEN MY CAR WOULDNT START TO FIND OUT IT WAS THE STARTER MOTOR
THEN NEARLY GIVING MYSELF A HERNIA TRYING TO PUSH THE DAM THING OUT FROM SOME BUSHES TO GET A HAMMER FROM THE BOOT TO HIT THE STATER MOTOR
ONLY TO NOTICE EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE BLOCK WATCHING AND LAUGHING
If we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
THE APE OUTTA EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE, HE WOULD BE SPOT ON
JULY
JONNY
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
Where and when were you born ?
STOCKPORT 1962 (the year they stopped making mk11s)
What was your 1st classic car ?
FORD ANGLIA 1200 SUPER,(it got nicked)
What classic car/s do you own ?
FORD CONSUL 375
Money no object what car would you have ?
A 55 CHEVY BELAIR VERT & AN ASTON MARTIN VANTAGE.
Are you a member of any club ?
NO OTHER CLUBS
What is your favourite classic car run/show ?
SPEED DEMONS & N.W.C.C.RUN VISITING GUYS THATCHED HAMLET
If you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
ALEX FERGUSON IN A MAN CITY SHIRT
Have you any hobbies ?
OLD CARS
Favourite music and singer/band ?
ROCKABILLY - EDDIE COCHRAN
Favourite movie and movie star ?
SHAWSHANK REDEMTION, TERMINATOR, LEON, ENEMY AT THE GATE, THE GOONIES - MARILYN MONROE
Favourite sport and sporting hero ?
FOOTBALL - COLLIN BELL, GEORGIE KINKLADZE. PELE
How would you describe yourself in a lonley hearts ad ?
47 getting on 18 (wishfull thinking if you know what i mean)
Whats your most embarassing moment in a classic car ?
LEAVING THE LIGHTS ON IN MY OLD HUMBER IN THE PUB CAR PARK, EVERYONE PISSED THEMSELVES WHEN THE LANLDORD SHOUTED OUT THE REG, AND THE HUMBER FILLING WITH SMOKE WHEN A WIRE BURNT OUT ON MY RADIO, IN THE RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC ON THE A6
If we made a film on your life who would you like to play you ?
ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER (but he aint as cool as me)
JUNE
JIM
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
Where and when were you born ?
HOPE HOSPITAL SALFORD 1945
What was your 1st classic car ?
AUSTIN A70 SOMERSET CONVERTIBLE BOUGHT FOR £7.50
What classic car/s do you own ?
1960 MK11 ZODIAC
Money no object what car would you have ?
MK11 ZODIAC CONVERTIBLE
Are you a member of another club ?
NO (are you sure)
what is your favourite classic car run/show ?
YORKSHIRE DALES RUN (that's not one of ours)
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
MARILYN MONROE (i was going to say james dean but he died driving his car)
have you any hobbies ?
FISHING --READING -- CLASSIC CARS
favourite music and singer /band ?
ROCK ''N'' ROLL --- ROY ORBISON
favourite movie and movie star ?
SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION --- JOHN WAYNE
favourite sport and sPorting hero ?
I'M NOT REALLY INTO SPORT
how would you describe yourself in a lonley hearts ad ?
MISERABLE OLD FART
whats your most embarassing moment in a classic car ?
BREAKING DOWN IN A LAYBY WITH A LADY COMPANION AND GETTING A B---JOB
WHEN SHE HAD FINNISHED I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE A TRUCKER AT THE WINDOW
WHO HAD COME TO LOOK AT MY CAR AND SEEN ALOT MORE
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
JOHN WAYNE
MAY
BRIAN
(light-hearted interview with members)
getting to know you
where & when were you born ?
I WAS FOUND IN AN UNLUCKY BAG IN CHADDERTON IN 1952
what was your 1st classic car ?
IT WAS MY 1ST CAR A POP 100E
what classic car/s do you have now ?
I HAVE 2 CONSULS 1 ZEPHYR 1 ZODIAC AND A 69 BEETLE (SORRY)
money no object what car would you have ?
MK11 ZODIAC RAG TOP
are you a member of any other club ?
YES OLDHAM TRANSVESTITES CLUB. OOH DO YOU MEAN CAR CLUB
WELL I MEAN NORTH WEST CASUAL CLASSICS
what is your favorite classic car run/show ?
LEAFY LANES WITH NWCC
AND OUR CLUB THE ONE THAT TOOK US TO GUYS THATCHED HAMLET
if you had a pick of anyone (dead or alive) to be your chauffer who would it be ?
MY EX WIFE I'D BE IN THE FRONT WITH KYLIE(JUST TO PISS HER OFF)
have you any hobbies ?
SEX AND DOGS (thats and not with)
favorite music and singer/band ?
60s MUSIC / HOLLIES & EARLY BEATLES
favorite movie and movie star ?
NOT REALLY INTO TV/FILM BUT IF I HAD TO
DUMB & DUMBER AND AL PACINO
favorite sport and sporting hero ?
WATCHING GRASS GROW FROM THE WINDOW OF THE SHIP INN
AND PAUL THE LANDLORD
how would you describe yourself in a lonely hearts ad ?
IF YOU LOVE DOGS AND CLASSIC CARS YOU CAN HAVE ME
whats your most embarrassing moment in a classic car ?
EVERY TIME I GO OUT IN DUDLEY (MY ZODIAC) BUT I LOVE BEING EMBARRASSED
if we made a film of your life who would you like to play you ?
BRUCE WILLIS BECAUSE I OFTEN GET MISSTAKEN FOR HIM