Welcome dear guest,

This is the figmentia asylum, where we treat the poor souls that have succumbed to the madness that is miniature painting.

You might say I've never heard of this figmentia.  Scientists, who have studied this mental disorder, have described it as follows:

Figmentia (fig-men'sha) 1. An irreversible deterioration of one's intellectual faculties with accompanying mental disturbances resulting from an obsessive compulsive indulgence in the miniatures hobby. 2. The state of believing in the corporal and sentient nature of miniature figurines. Origin: the term was first used by Bob Lippman on the mini-painter@egroups.com mailing list as an amalgam of "figure" and "dementia".

You are welcome to enter the asylum and look around, but beware! This madness might be contagious.

At this moment our facility houses two guests, which go by the name of Trogdor and SexyBeast, who are taken care of by our lovely staff.

In our state of the art facility, we use the most modern of treatments in an effort to cure our patients. Our facility is outfitted with observation rooms as well as a recreation room and if necessary for the worst cases we have isolation chambers.

We have documented the cases we study in the patient's medical records. The files are open to everyone who has an interest in this mysterious disease of the mind.

You can find our medical records: Here.

If these files do not scare you off, you can take a look in the isolation cells, where the patients may spent the rest of their days, for as of yet we haven't been able to find a cure.

For study outside of the asylum the doctor can refer you to other cases and facilities.