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09:26
let me tell you a little story about a not so incy wincy spider that climbed down our staircase three days ago!now i will raise my hand & openly admit that these relics from another world strike fear into my pounding heart,but as my wife fears them with equal intensity,i grew a set & stepped up to the mark with a wine glass & a piece of card!& then proceeded to fling him out in to the front garden.o.k i hear you cry!shit story!well only if that were it!you see next morning we open the door to take the little man to school & who the fuck do you reckon scuttled back in to our house!lcreepy little bastard had a deathwish methinks!(well my theory is he thought it were shit being a spider & so decided that he would wait for me to find him in the afternoon & shuffle him loose the mortal coil)but he didn't count on my zenness!so once again,armed with wine glass,but foolishly paper!i attempted to safely remove him as the wife cowered & the boy giggled at us both!but the paper came loose revealing a gap which sid deftly used !the glass tumbled,sid met his maker via my shoe & the boy learnt all about life & death!i felt like shit,but i'm sure he will have a favourable rebirth.x