Terry Garoghan fan's merchandise:

If you would like to purchase a t-shirt, please e-mail me at

justchatwithsjt@hotmail.com

Sizes: S - M - L

All sizes and both colours = £16 Inc P&P

Terry Garoghan's merchandise:

Go to the Brighton The Musical page to find out more details

 about the shows!

BRIGHTON THE MUSICAL – THE LYRICS.

 A collection of 50 songs from the show, in booklet form by Terry Garoghan

 Subjects covered include:  flagrant nudity in built up coastal areas; the mermaids in The Sealife Centre debate; the failed attempt to levitate the American Express building; seagulls or chewing gum – which should go first; and who is Adelaide Crescent?

As well as the words to the songs there are saucy confessions, rude letters, naughty games, reminiscences, and a picture of a transvestite in St James Street. This book is a social document of our times.

AVAILABLE NOW FROM : www.terrygaroghan.com

Plus an assortment of shops throughout the city. Price £3.99.

Published by Baldy Publications, 2008.

Prices of the CD's and where to buy are listed below

CD "Ten More Songs" Track List:

1. Asdacadabra (It's the Hollingbury Jezebels) 2. Another Kid In Whitehawk 3. The Knoll Estate (A perfect place) 4. Lilly The Telscombe Princess 5. Eleanor Eubank 6. Foreplay Not Coldplay 7. Don't Cry F**k Me The Marina 8. A Businessman In Whitehawk (Tourettes mix) 9. Love Hanover 10. Pay & Display (You're nicked!)

Recorded Live at The Dome, Brighton, 25.3.06 11. Dear Ed (feat. Dildo) 12. A House Up Dyke Road (with Peacehaven Kate) 13. Another Kid (with The Massed Voices of The Peoples Republic of Whitehawk) 14. Brighton The Anthem (Let's see those lighters)

CD "2004" Track List:

1. Pavilionion 2. We Are Brightonians 3. Is it cool in Lewes Road? 4. No West Pier No Cry 5. Believe (in life after Hove) 6. Dreamy Dreamy Woodingdeany 7. Mile Oak Ain't No Joke 8. A Poke at Moulescomb 9. You Can't Have A Poke at Moulescomb 10. Preston Park (After Dark) 11. Goodbye Bevendean 12. Sat on The Level 13. (Are you sure) It's Shoreham-by-Sea? 14. Lovely Hollingbury 15. The Marina Song (featuring Ballerina Nina) 16. On The Front Of The Argus 17. Hangleton Shmangleton 18. It's Not Bisexual (featuring Duke Mound) 19. Rock Gardens Joan 20. Goldstone Ground R.I.P. 21. Sad World (The Beachcombers Lament) 22. Brighton Rock.

CD "2000" Track list:

1. Let's do Southwick 2. A Big Bum from Bevendean 3. Biznessman in Whitehawk 4. Sex on the Seafront 5. Madness at the Seven Dials 6. Go to Browns 7. Oh Lord! A House up Dyke Road! 8. Arty Farty Kemp Town 9. Walking through Moulescomb 10. Patcham Wannabe 11. I believe in Dockerills 12. London Road (Don't Go) 13. The Leader! 14. Brighton the Anthem 15. Hovogue 16. Pretty Woman up St James' Street 17. Portland Road to Falmer on the 25 18. Rottingdean Rave 19. Read it in The Argus 20. Lost in Whitehawk 21. Five Ways 22. Hanover Darling 23. I'm not in Hove 24. Groovy Groovy Worthing 25. Gorgeous Burgess Hill 26. Seagulls on our shirts 27. Western Road Requiem 28. Portslade Bollocks.

Click here to listen to clips from this CD "2000".

The below CD's and cassette tape are now not sold anymore, but may be found in second hand Brighton & Hove  music shops etc.

CD "1997" Track List:

Running Time:  44'04

1. Crazy Little Hole Called Hove 2. Wannalive 3. I Read It In The Argus 4. Bevendean 5. Businessman In Whitehawk 6. Western Road 7. I Left My Hat Inside Alforno's 8. Takeaway 9. We Love The Seven Dials 10. It's Not Unusual 11. Pretty Woman 12. Louis Lewes 13. You Sinky Thing 14. Stanmer Park 15. Moulsecoomb 16. A Bungalow In Hangleton 17. I'm Not In Hove 18. Burgess Hill 19. West Street 20. The Duke Of York.

Price when sold was:  £12.99 inc P&P

CD "1996"  (Recorded Live at the Crocodile Comedy Club) Track List:

Running Time:  52'52

1. Hovogue 2. Lost In Whitehawk 3. Rock Gardens Joan 4. The Leader! 5. Arty Farty Kemptown 6. Five Ways 7. Cycle Up Elm Grove 8. I'm Not In Hove 9. Portslade Bollocks 10. Have You Seen Jack Russell?11. West Street Wallys 12. Preston Street Vindaloo 13. A Forfars Doughnut 14. Western Road Requiem 15. The Hanningtons Song 16. Hanover Darling 17. The Marina Mystery 18. Mile Oak Ain't No Joke 19. When A Man Lives In Shoreham20. Roll Out The Zap Club 21. Rottingdean Rave 22. All You Need Is Hove 23. Groovy Groovy Worthing 24. Brighton The Anthem

25. Gorgeous Burgess Hill.

Price when sold was:  £14.99 inc P&P or cassette £7.99 inc P&P.

"1996 & 1997" Double Cassette Album

Same track list as:  CD 1996 (Tape 1) & CD 1997 (Recorded Live at the Crocodile Comedy Club) (Tape 2)

Tape 1 Running Time:  52'52

Tape 2 Running Time:  44'04

Cassette is not sold anymore, but may be found in second hand Brighton & Hove music shops etc.

Price when sold was:  £14.99 inc P&P.

Terry Garoghan's Official Bootleg - The Final Show VHS

PARENTAL GUIDANCE - EXPLICIT LYRICS

Running Time:  86'00

Songs in the show plus the great comedy talk in between:

1. Hovogue 2. Western Road Requiem 3. Believe In Dockerills 4. Arty Farty Kemptown 5. The Leader! 6. The Hanningtons Song 7. Far Out Stanmer Park 8. Moulescoombe - Govt. Health Warning 9. Hanover Darling 10. Mile Oak Ain't No Joke 11. When A Man Lives In Shoreham 12. Patcham Wannabe 13. Biznessman In Whitehawk 14. Rock Gardens Joan 15. Five Ways 16. Cycle Up Elm Grove 17. I'm Not In Hove 18. Gorgeous Burgess Hill 19. West Street Wallys 20. Preston Street Vindaloo 21. A Forfars Doughnut 22.  Big Bum From Bevendean 23. West Street Story 24. Lost In Whitehawk 25. Pretty Woman Up St James Street 26. 26 Blimey! I Survived! 27. 27 Portslade Bollocks 28. 28 All You Need Is Hove 29. Groovy Groovy Worthing 30. Brighton The Anthem.

All filmed on a single camera!

Released by Terry himself.

Price when sold was:  £11.99 inc P&P.