Brace yourself people! You're about to witness the awful, strange, but funny episode ideas of those weird but wonderful whackos of the world. Enjoy yourselves! (Don't say I didn't warn you...)

Lisa the Fish
Lisa takes a trip to the power plant and mutates into a fish. She eventually dies when no one feeds her. Bender

The Big Boy
Homer grows into a giant and decides to enslave all the humans in the world. He then explodes. Bender

Lisa Blows It
Lisa makes a speech at school and bends over and accidentally farts into the microphone. Everybody laughs but Lisa kills them. Bender

Professor Frink's Musical
Professor Frink decides to do a musical but it all goes wrong when the people he hires keep on exploding. Bender

The Day Everybody Wanted to Eat Cheese
Springfield becomes cheese obsessed. The cheesemonster invades the town and turns everything into cheese. Bender

Am I Gay?
Bart thinks he is becoming gay so he decides to go on a date with Milhouse to see if it is true. He soon gets married to Milhouse. Bender

Maggie the Killer
Maggie gets her collection of guns and decides to go down to the mafia and kill Fat Tony and everyone else. She then dies. Bender

Yay! The Simpsons Die
A nuclear bomb hits Springfield and everybody dies a horrible death, slowly and painfully. Suddenly, the world becomes a giant oyster. Bender

The Dying Giraffe
Lisa buys a giraffe in protest of animal rights and it dies and poaching continues! The First Homer II

Pig Club
Homer is voted for the ugliest man in Springfield contest, along with Police Chief Wiggum, and Moe. The First Homer II

The SIMS-sons
The familly buy 'The Sims' on PC and get addicted to it. The First Homer II

The Itchy and Scratchy Movie 2
Itchy and Scratchy: the Movie 2 is released. The First Homer II

Homer, Does This Suit Make Me Look Ugly?
Marge begins to think that she is becoming ugly so she gets plastic surgery - and dies during the operation. Bender

Matt Groening Sucks!                                                                                                                      Matt Groening cancels Homer's favourite TV show so everybody goes on a rampage and kills him. Bender

A Tale of Two Pieces of Pie
Bart and Homer both want the last two pieces of pie, so they fight to the death until one of them gets it. They both die. Bender

Born to Eat Cheese and Lots of It
Homer becomes a professional cheese-eater, but faces competition when the cheesemonster returns. Bender

Margey, Can We Have Sex Tonight?                                                                                            Marge refuses to be romantic with Homer so he gets another girlfriend. Marge tries to kill his new girlfriend. Bender

Evil Jockey Gnomes Attack Homer But He Gets Saved by Radioactive Cheese, Bender and a Donkey Falling Out of the Sky
Evil Jockey Gnomes attack Homer but he gets saved by Radioactive Cheese, Bender and a Donkey falling out of the sky. Kangaroo Rob

Fuck Off Lenny!
Homer gets angry with Lenny and Kills Him! The First Homer II

The Last Exit to Shelbyville
The whole of Springfield explodes! The First Homer II

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Homer falls into a sewer whilst dancing, and he gets chased by a mutant moose, how will he get out? Starring Mario, Yoshi and Luigi as themselves. Kangaroo Rob

The Blue Episode
Homer befriends the singers from Blue and they going touring, but they get abducted by aliens. George Cauldron

S Club Juniors Episode
Homer befreinds S Club and S Club Juniors but then a elephant appears and starts dancing and S Club Juniors start singing and then N*Sync appears and then Britney Spears appears, but they all walk into the sea. Guest Starring Mike Scully as pointless-one liner celebrity. Kangaroo Rob

DOOM!
The evil jockeys return with a giant robot and it's up to Homer and guest star Haley Joel Osment as Bart's new adopted brother to stop them and Aaron Carter from taking over Montana! Mega Moose of Doom!

Harry Pot-head Clone
To escape his tyrannical mother's pet monkey, Danial Radcliffe travels to Springfield where he's mistaken for a bum and shunned by everyone except a secret society of bums, coicidentally the Bums of Bumness, which get him hooked onto drugs, causing him to collaspe in the middle of the Annual Springfield Duck Show. When he awakes, he discovers that an exact evil duplicate of himself is now walking around town. When he tells Lisa and Bart, they investigate and discover a nefarious plan by Mr. Burns to clone famous stars and use them to rule the world! Now the race is on to stop Mr. Burns and his evil plot before Springfield is destroyed by his radioactive waste-powered robots! Mega Moose of Doom!

Homo Simpson (or T.A.T.U You): Homer, realising that he is gay, decides to marry Smithers in a ceremony under the sea                                                                                   Homo Simpson (or T.A.T.U You): Homer, realising that he is gay, decides to marry Smithers in a ceremony under the sea. Sloppy Jimbo XII

Why Bother Titling This Anyway?
A producer wants to make a T.V. show about 'The Simpsons'. So they go to a screening of a couple of test episodes. Eventually it turns into one big clip show. There is actually only 1 minute and 10 seconds of original writing and animation. okayagain

Planet of the Gays
Homer goes into space again and crashes onto a entirely homosexual planet. After a long interlude filled with juvenile gay jokes, his family, Disco Stu, Chief Wiggum, The Sea Captain, Comic Book Guy, Professor Frink, Ralph, and any other characters that can help fill in the episode with lame lines and catchphrases land on the planet to find him. They also help end the episode with more juvenile gay jokes. At the end they are saved by...oh, let's say Moe. okayagain

Let's Chill
After being evicted from Springfield after their house kills the Mayor because Professor Frink programmed it to do so because he was blackmailed by Bart because Sideshow Bob used a mind control ray on him, the Simpsons move to Antarctica! They find out that they now live next to the 'Teen Popstar Training Facility'. Along with other hopeful pop trainees, is N'Sync...and...all those other popular teen bands as instructors! You know what this means: BIG HOUR-LONG SIMPSONS DANCE PARTY! okayagain

Santa's Little Humper
Santa's Little Helper humps a gay dog. homer5000 

Homer Simpson: Male Gigolo
A parody of that Rob Schnieder movie, and that's pretty much it... homer5000 

Itchy and Scratchy Take Disney On!
Itchy and Scratchy beat the crap out of Disney. homer5000 

Are Lenny and Carl Gay?
A touching documentary (that's on FOX) on the friendship and history of Lenny and Carl, and a team of Simpson geeks try to unravel the mystery of: are Lenny and Carl Gay? It turns out that they are. homer5000 

The Simpsons Go to the Bottom of the Ocean and Die a Terrible Death
The title pretty much...says it all! homer5000

A Graphic Display
Homer and every male on the street make a porn movie, and they are set to get it back! Well, Marge finds out, and wants Homer to make one with her in it!! So, they do it, and Moe wants to do Marge again. Moe tries to kill Homer, and he accomplishes that and gets into bed with Marge and...Bart wakes up to a terrible dream. "I'll never watch 'The Pitts' again, it makes my dreams so twisted" he mentions. homer5000

Herb Wants to Be Gay With Homer
Herb comes back to visit his family, and it accidently leaks out that he is gay. Homer, trying to accept his gay brother, acts very kind to him, but Herb misunderstand Homers kindness for sexual passes, and hilarity ensues. Say Days Ago

The Shittiest Clip Show... Ever! 
Homer introduces a clip show of all the accidents he has had and all the accidents the rest of the familly have had, after that, he says.... "Well, I've had a good run" and stabs himself. The First Homer II

The Revenge of Poochie
Poochie returns to the show. Itchy tries to kill him, but without no seemingly explenation an anvil falls from the sky and crushes him.
Scratchy tries to kill Poochie with shotgun, but Poochie sticks his fingers in the gunpipipes and the shotgun explodes into Scratchy's face, killing him as well. Finally Poochie skateboards on Itchy's and Scratchy's corpses while trying to be cool by saying warn-out phrases. Itchy

Snowball II Goes to Hollywood
Snowball II follows her dream of being a star, so she goes to Hollywood. Bender

Night of the Living Red
Maggie becomes addicted to the colour red for some reason. Bender

The Guy Who Travelled Back in Time for Some Reason With His Friend, A Talking Pie
Homer travels back in time for some reason with his friend, a talking pie. Bender

Day of the Smilies
Giant smilies attack Springfield! Bender

Lenny and Penny
Lenny finds a penny and names it George. The problem is it's a girl penny. As the penny is annoyed with Lenny, she kills Carl, and Lenny then kills himself, because life without Carl is unbearable. Urban Lenny

Homer the Sleeper
A full, 8-hour movie showing the process of Homer sleeping. GASP as Homer drools a little. SCREAM as Homer moves along the bed a bit. and then SMILE as Homer stops snoring. Then Homer blows up. someone

The Crappy Guest Stars
REM and Nirvana visit Homer, only to find that TATU and Blue are there already. SO they decide to get Tony Hawk, and yet another pointless cameo by Ron Howard to come to their house. When Homer learns about this, he gets U2 and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers to come. Soon the guest stars are too much to handle, so Matt Groening comes down from the sky and goes on a shooting rampage. Hooray. someone

The Green Thingie
Bart and Lisa find a green thingie. It is green. That is all it does. SO Homer finds the Green thingie and paints it Blue. Hilarity ensues. someone

Mike Scully Comes Back
*Description deleted because it is too terrible* someone

Dikedna
Edna breaks up with Seymour and has a lesbian affair with his mother. deshem

Once Upon a Rhyme
Lisa enters a poem in a competition and loses, so she decides to commit suicide. Bender

Escape from Springfield!
A meteor hits Springfield, and everybody dies except the Simpsons. Can they escape the town? Bender

The Treehouse that Was Scary 
Bart tells a scary story when Homer becomes a giant piece of pie and invades Springfield. (Mwahahahaha). Bender

Oh No! The Cheesemonster Again!
The Cheesemonster returns to turn everyone into cheese but they turn into bananas. Bender

Re-Tuut, Hununga                                                                                               Homer invents his own words, "Re-Tuut" and "Hununga". Fat Tony suddenly appears and kills him. Bender

Cheese Dont Kill Me!
A giant Cheese falls on Springfield. The First Homer II

The Iron Kang
The World gets over run by Kang (who is made out of Iron and is a giant). The First Homer II

Wheres My Dinner?
Mr. Burns blocks off all food from coming into Springfield so Homer commits suicide after it drives him mad! The First Homer II

Moe the Lawn!
Moe gets killed after being ran over by Marge's turned on full power lawn mower after sleeping on their lawn! The First Homer II

I See the Light! I'M DEAD!
Anyone who looks up at the sun dies! The First Homer II

The Most Thrilling Exciting Thrilling Episode of the Simpsons - EVER!
The Simpsons stand in the middle of a white room for 20 minutes. The First Homer II

Go Ahead, Rake My Day
Sideshow Bob returns to get revenge on rakes but he dies. Bender

The Smilies Return!
The smilies return to Springfield! Bender

Love - Lenny and Carl Style
Lenny and Carl fall in love with eachother and have gay sex. But everything goes weird when Carl gets pregnant. Bender

The Adventures of Lil' Homey
Homer remembers the time he was the star of a school related TV show, and how he almost died during filming... Bender

Poochie!
Another company bring out "Poochie!", a new show. I&S Studios try to kill the producers so "Poochie!" will stop airing. Bender

I Am a Fish
In a test, Bart keeps on writing "I am a fish" in the boxes. He then gets help. Bender

Why Must I Be a Simpson?
Lisa gets fed up with all her crazy adventures so she decides to kidnap her family and kill them. Bender

Moe Gets Plastic Surgery Again
Do I really need to bother explaining the plot? It says it in the title! Bender

The Day Somebody Actually Used These Ideas
A real life future documentary of how people reacted when somebody used these episode ideas. Bender

Lisa Look Out! You're About to Turn Into a Piece of Pie!
Lisa turns into a piece of pie because she does. Bender

Behind The Laughter II - Mike Scully Is Back! (Written and produced by Mike Scully)
Mike Scully talks about how amazing these episode ideas are. (The word laughter is crossed out and replaced with "crappy episode ideas"). Bender

The Lord of the Inanimate Carbon Rods: The Fellowship of the Rod
The Simpson family goes on a journey to destroy the One Rod. Homer seeks to destroy the Rod, bequeathed to him by Grampa. Simpson Purist

The Lord of the Inanimate Carbon Rods: The Two Cooling Towers
The Simpson family separate their own ways. Homer and Marge meet a stranger named Hans Golluman, a creature who may be good, bad, or close to death. Bart and Lisa join the Springfield Elementary kids in the battle of Jebediah's Deep against Seymour Skaruman and his servant, Grima Willitongue. Simpson Purist

The Lord of the Inanimate Carbon Rods: The Return of the Thing
Bartdo and Samhouse go into the firey chasm of Mt. Powerplantoom to cast the inanimate carbon rod back into the fire and destroy the evil lord Burnson. The First Homer II

Bart the Turnip
An episode that answers the question we all want to know: what if everyone in the world died except for Bart, who becomes a turnip? huh?

You Rake My Day
Half an Hour of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes and shivering. Pure comedic brilliance. deshem

Lamb Lamb Lamb in the Trolley                                                                                                  Bart goes on a road trip, but then gets put in jail, only to befriend Bill Cosby! They then hop on a magical carpet and destroy all the hippies and drink some soda. TheSageBean

Lenny Loves Carl                                                                                                                          Homer thinks Lenny is gay so he tries to set Lenny and Carl up but it turns out that Lenny wants to be gay with Homer so Homer has gay sex with Lenny then Carl comes and kills Homer then Lenny has sex with Carl. SideshowTim

Gangs of Old Springfield
The senior citizens of Springfield engage in a turf war with the seniors of Shelbyville. Simpson Purist

Homerity Report
When an experimental crime unit of the Springfield Police pre-accuses Homer of a grisly murder, EVERYBODY RUNS! Simpson Purist

Drinking Fountain
Ralph Wiggum finds himself trapped by a BB gun sniper (Nelson) while getting a quick drink. Simpson Purist

My Small Thin Insignifcant Simpson Wedding
Bart wants to marry Jessica Lovejoy, but first he must adapt to the Lovejoys' religious beliefs. Simpson Purist

Bartie Nights
Bart becomes the next porn star. Guest starring Ron Jeremy. Simpson Purist

Untitled                                                                                                                                                   Homer spills beer on his white shirt leaving a permenet stain. Bart is astounded. Jake              

Untitled                                                                                                                                              Lisa writes a poem and wins, but doesn't know how to spend the prize money. Marge helps. Jake

Untitled                                                                                                                                             Bart dyes his hair red, Homer is jealous because he has hair. Jake                                         

Untitled                                                                                                                                              Marge becomes an exotic dancer. Homer stares, hard. Jake                                                 

Untitled                                                                                                                                           Maggie gets food poisoning and the doctor is a quack. Homer laughs and calls it 'fate' and keeps on drinking. Jake

The Bore                                                                                                                                             Grandpa's stories become so boring, the other tennants at the nursing home want to die sooner and start digging...their own graves! Jake

Bart and Milhouse - Surely Not!
Bart and Milhouse are gay with each other and do it with each other! The First Homer II

Who Killed Maggie? - Part 1
Maggie is found dead in her bed. The First Homer II

Who Killed Maggie? - Part 2
An investigation takes place to find out the killer of Maggie. Truth is though, she killed herself.
The investigation goes on for ever and ever and ever. The First Homer II                           
                                                                                                                                                               I Want My 30ft Sandwich!
omer collects loads and loads of sandwiches and piles them up to make a 30ft sandwich, it eventually falls on Moes! The First Homer II 

Midsummer Nights Scream!
A large scream is heard in the middle of the night, (a girly scream), it goes on all night - Its Flanders - He is then arrested and sentanced to death for keeping people awake all night! The First Homer II 

Jackass: Simpsons Style
Bart joins the Jackass crew (which is his dream). The First Homer II 

Barty Sanchez
Bart joins the Dirty Sanchez crew (which is his dream). The First Homer II 

Take My Wife, GEEZE!
Homer sells Marge to Moe for $20, Marge accepts! The First Homer II 

Note: A few episode ideas have been edited out due to the poor grammar.

Lisa the Treefucker
Well, the title pretty much says it all! The First Homer II

Marge Simpson in "Screaming Yellow Plonkers"
Marge joins the group at Moe's and she wins the prize of the best drunken women, and she then becomes EXTREMELY overweight! The First Homer II
                                                                                                                                                            The Fart Wants What It Wants
Bart gets a new girlfreind, but he keeps accidentaly farting every time they try to make out! The First Homer II

Homer the Schoolkid
Homer has to become a schooll kid again because he is so dumb! The First Homer II

Oh Lord, Why Do You Shock Me!
Bart becomes extremely afraid of the dark and keeps seeing things he says, God created, he eventually kills himself by accident! The First Homer II

Bye Bye Grampa
Everyone thinks Grampa is dead so they put him in a coffin and bury him, but he is not dead and he keeps trying to complain, he then suffocates and dies! The First Homer II

TV Killed Me!
The TV stands up and starts attacking the familly! The First Homer II

Attack of the 30ft Trees
Some trees start invading Springfield. The First Homer II

Quimby the Sex Addict
Mayor Quimby has sex with Marge and Homer in a threesome! The First Homer II

Yes, Another God Damn Clip Show!
Bart and Lisa go in the attic and find things. Contains clips from Kill the Alligator and Run, Homer the Moe, Simpsons Safari, Treehouse of Horror VI and other classics! deshem

I Bet You Wish You Lived In A Donut!
Homer meets a magic genie. The First Homer II

E(XXX)treme
Porno - Simpsons style! The First Homer II

Wheres My Cab?
Both cars blow up and Homer needs to go to the airport to buy a car in an auction. The First Homer II

I Hate Lisa
Everyone, Including Homer and Marge hate Lisa, so she kills all her family and herself! The First Homer II

Farting Over
Bart and Homer enter the Duff World records competition for the longest fart! The First Homer II
                                                                                                                                                             One Fish Two Fish Three Fish Blow Job
Homer lets a load of fishes give him blow jobs! The First Homer II

Homer Simpson: FBI
Homer joins the FBI but keeps asking then what it stands for! The First Homer II

Bowling for Poop
The family go on a bowling game show to win money, but if the ball goes down the gutter, a load of poo falls on their head. The First Homer II

Lisa and Marge - NEVER!
Lisa and Marge are lesbians! The First Homer II

Papa's Got a Brand New Life
Homer dies and is reincarnated as himself exactly, but is smart, he goes back to the family and tries to tell them he was Homer, but they think hes crazy and shoot him! The First Homer II

Where's the Beef?
The whole 20 minutes is of the family fighting over the last bit of beef at dinner! The First Homer II