Quiz Answers
Your answers will score 1,2, or 3 points. Total them up to see if you are a true Delavalite?
1. A- 2 points. (Good answer but a true Delavalite will not work)
B- 1 point. (You're too posh or a newcomer)
C- 3 points (True Delavalite)
2. A- 1 point (A true Delavalite would not stop drinking)
B- 3 points (Classic answer- minimum effort, maximum alcohol)
C- 2 points (Good answer but Maz might be working)
3. A- 2 points (Good answer but still risky- It's happened before)
B- 1 point (Shows a lack of local knowledge- Only a stranger would do this suicidal act)
C- 3 points (True Delavalite)
4. A- 1 point (Maximise the purchasing power of your Giro but too clever)
B- 2 points (Typical answer)
C- 3 points (Classic sign of a Delvalite)
5. A- 1 point (Not tight enough)
B- 2 points (The true Delavalite would be the drunkest person)
C- 3 points (Legendary behavior)
6. A- 1 point (Still worth it though)
B- 2 points (Good, but not as good as C)
C- 3 points (Classic sign of a Delavalite- You know who you are)
7. A- 3 points (Only ever pulled off by 1 or 2 heroes)
B- 1 point (Showing signs of weakness)
C- 2 points (They all know this one by now)
8. A- 1 point (Typical response but it does not last. We all recover sooner or later)
B- 2 points (Good but not tight enough)
C- 3 points (Combines all the skills of a true Delavalite)
9. A- 1 point (Typical but not daft enough)
B- 3 points (Brilliant- Put £250 in to win £150)
C- 2 points (Almost as clever as B)
10. A- 2 points (You're not daft enough)
B- 1 point (You’re too organized)
C- 3 points (Classic response)
23-30 points- Congratulations, you are a true Delavalite demonstrating all the classic behavioral traits.
15-22 points- Try drinking some more, Don't be so keen to work, Close your mind, Stop splashing your money around and Don’t be so damn clever???
3-14 points- No hoper, go back to your charity work, you are obviously an outsider and may even have a GCSE
If you require any counseling or advise to improve your score. Training sessions are held at the Terrace club on a Sunday morning by Punky, Isaac, Sean and Mick.
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