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Village Idiot Competition is now closed and we can bring you the following staggering results:
In 3rd Place with 343 Votes is Punky. In Second Place with 603 Votes is Mick Mac
And massive congratulations to this years 2008 Village Idiot. Confirmed and verified with a record breaking 860 votes is........Trevor Collier
Are you a true Delavalite? Have you got what it takes to cut the mustard in the Terrace Bar? Take the test below then post your scores at the bottom of this page where it says "Leave your comments here- Post your comment"
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All games shown on our huge 52" LCD Telly- Unless Peter wants to watch the Golf.
Congratulations to this years Delaval Pole Vaulting Team for winning first prize. Manager Mally (Hung like a horse) Ewbank said "Its not necessarily the length of your pole- Its how you use it"
Manager- Mally (Hung Like a Horse) Ewbank.
Winning Delaval 2008 Pole Vauting Team. (L to R) Johhny (The Bull) Trewick, Trevor (Donkeys Truncheon) Collier, Steven (Gypsies Dog) Wells and Terry (Babys Arm) Parks
Delavalite Quiz
Make a note of your answers 1-10 (A,B or C)
1- What do you call that big factory next to
· A- Work
· B- Proctor & Gamble
· C- Shultons
2- After a session on the cans you feel a little peckish. Do you?
· A- Go to Peters and order Chips with Gravy
· B- Crack open a bottle of Irish Nights as it will feed you as well
· C- Ring Maz and ask her to knock you up a quick curry
3- Whilst exiting the toilet in the bar at the Terrace Club. Do you?
· A- Automatically duck to avoid stray punches from crazed women
· B- Walk out in ignorant bliss
· C- Wait for a stranger to go out in front of you
4- You hear that Asda in Long Benton has some cheap cans on. Do you?
· A- Price check every supermarket in the North East first just to make sure
· B- Say you will go tomorrow and go to the Terrace
· C- Long Benton does not exist as you believe the world ends at Seghill and the Sluce
5- During the Old Mans Trip the bus drops you off at a guest club. Do you?
· A- Buy a pint as long as it is no dearer than the Terrace
· B- Find the drunkest person and tell him its his round
· C- Sneak some of the free cans from the bus in
6- Whilst watching the Toon game Viduka misses a sitter. Do you?
· A- Scream obscenities at Ashley Scott and blame him
· B- Launch your empty pint pot at the telly
· C- Launch your mates full pint pot at the telly
7- Your Lass is twisting on about you going on this years Auld Mans Trip. Do you?
· A- Put your slippers on and tell her you're popping out for a paper, Just in time to hop on the bus
· B- Go anyway but leave a letter telling her you will fetch her a Chinkies in
· C- Ring her from the bus explaining that your mates tied you up and dragged you on the bus
8- The Terrace has just put the beer up. Do you?
· A- Drink cans in the house until you get over it
· B- Drink the cheaper John Smiths even though you don’t like it
· C- Have to go home for another 5p because you are short
9- You drop the Jackpot on the Bandit. Do you?
· Hope no one noticed to avoid getting the beers in
· Explain you cant get the beers in because you are still £100 down
· Put it all back in the other bandit
10- Do you think Manual Labor is?
· Only for others
· Only for 3 hours before the Terrace opens
· A Spaniard
Now check your answers- Click "Quiz Answers" on the left
Who Said Delaval Folk Like a Drink?
Young Ray Friar making a right Balls of things
Katey below is a little worse for wear
Ronny and his mate on a fun day out
Apparently Rob Adam even can get drunk on Water Melon!
Someone told Les Middlemiss his local now has a drive through?
This good old Delaval lass is not to be out done
Oh and by the way- Never but never fall asleep in front of your mates.
Delaval lasses down Whitley on a Bank Holiday Monday
Fancy falling asleep with your mouth open, How embarassing
Chris Charlton first discovering the joy of pint tokens
Sean Gladstone on last years Auld Mans Trip
Trev Collier out of it for so long he grew a full set
Are Delaval lads all Male Chauvinists?
Rumours that Seaton Delaval lads are stereo typical male chauvinist pigs have been quashed by this photo of a kind hearted Delaval lad (Gary Kennedy) clearly helping his Lass carry the beer home.
To assist members and help combat the high divorce rate we have decided to sell valentines cards from the club. Please see a sneak preview of this years range below, we should be able to retail these at only 13p. Altough we are still in negotiation with Aldi to produce a card at 12p.
-The Terrace Club, always thinking of our members interests-
We are also pleased to announce that we have negotiated cheap holidays with a local Airline. Although space is limited at the back for the wife and kids there is plenty of space for the lads up front. Contact the club for details.
-The Terrace Club, caring for famalies-
Local farmers were outraged with the accusation
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Seaton Terrace Club Seaton Delaval
Secratary: Rambo
Chariman: Tommy
Committe: Joe, Paul, Steve, Mick, Paul Chris the apprentice, Paul and Michael.
Any one wishing to join the comittee should firstly come along on a Sunday morning (10.30am) for a farting audition followed by an I.Q test conducted by Mick Mcdonagh.
