Thudley, shown here in a "dead faint," is a genuine Tennessee Fainting Armadiller. Thudley, cause he went down with a Thud probably, is very, very stiff. He is double registered with the Tennessee Department of Transportation (TDOT) and the Henderson County Highway Department (HCHD). (photo taken at a recent Tennessee Fainting Armadiller show on I-40 near mile marker 101)
About Tennessee Fainting Armadillers
We have recently
expanded our farming operation into Tennessee Fainting Armadillers. We
are always searching for ways to economize. We have discovered that
Armadiller farming is fun and cheap. WE DO NOT SELL FOR MEAT!
What is a Tennessee Fainting Armadiller you ask? What makes em faint?
Usually a car bumper at any speed over 30 and they just jump up, hit
the bumper, or the undercarriage of the car or truck and down they go.
Tennessee Fainting Armadillers are easy to
care for. Just kick em off the road. Prices vary depending upon the
advanced state of decomposition. We do not have a breeding program because we can't usually find any live ones and the ones with all four feet up in the air don't seem to care much about breeding anymore.
Just so you will know, there were no Armadillers harmed in the making of this website.
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