TRANSCRIPTS
Welcome to the SpongeBob Revolution Transcript Emporium! Here you can find transcripts from SpongeBob SquarePants episodes imported all the way from Bikini Bottom! Some, upon clicking on them, have the option to view as uncut with rarely-seen footage transcribed from certain episodes, a feature not available on any other website! You can also read unaltered transcripts as you'd see them on Nickelodeon. And soon, you will be able to read comments from the writers of select episodes! Special episodes will give you the option to view part 1, 2, or the whole episode, plus the option to read Patchy the Pirate footage as he hosts them! The possibilities are endless! More so if you're a SpongeBob Revolution member, as you can request special transcripts and see some that guests can't. You can become a member here. So just click on a script, and let the adventure begin!


Season 1
  • Help Wanted / Reef Blower / Tea at the Treedome
  • Bubblestand / Ripped Pants
  • Jellyfishing / Plankton!
  • Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School
  • Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple
  • MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy / Pickles
  • Hall Monitor / Jellyfish Jam
  • Squeaky Boots / Sandy's Rocket
  • NaturePants / Opposite Day
  • Culture Shock / F.U.N.
  • MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost
  • The Chaperone / Employee of the Month
  • Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teenage Gary
  • Karate Choppers / SB-129
  • Sleepy Time / Suds
  • Valentine's Day / The Paper
  • Arrgh! / Rock Bottom
  • Texas / Walking Small
  • Fools in April / Neptune's Spatula
  • Hooky / MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy II

    Season 2
  • Your Shoe's Untied / Squid's Day Off
  • Something Smells / Bossy Boots
  • Big Pink Loser / BubbleBuddy
  • Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs
  • Wormy / Patty Hype
  • Grandma's Kisses / Squidville
  • Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime
  • Christmas Who?
  • Survival of the Idiots / Dumped
  • No Free Rides / I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
  • MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy III / Squirrel Jokes
  • Pressure / The Smoking Peanut
  • Shanghaied / Gary Takes a Bath
  • Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle
  • The Secret Box / Band Geeks
  • The Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love
  • Procrastination / I'm With Stupid
  • Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown
  • Jellyfish Hunter / The Fry Cook Games
  • Sandy, SpongeBob & The Worm / Squid on Strike

    Season 3
  • The Algae's Always Greener / SpongeGuard On Duty
  • Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse
  • Just One Bite / The Bully
  • Nasty Patty / Idiot Box
  • MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy IV / Doing Time
  • Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash
  • As Seen On TV / Can You Spare a Dime?
  • No Weenies Allowed / Squlliam Returns
  • Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
  • Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video
  • Party Pooper Pants
  • Chocolate With Nuts / MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy V
  • New Student Starfish / Clams
  • Ugh
  • Mid-Life Crustacean / The Great Snail Race
  • I Had An Accident / Born Again Krabs
  • Krabby Land / The Camping Episode
  • Missing Identity / Plankton's Army
  • The Sponge Who Could Fly
  • SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks A Lot

    Season 4
  • Fear of a Krabby Patty / Shell of a Man
  • The Lost Mattress / Krabs Vs. Plankton
  • Have You Seen This Snail?
  • Skill Crane / Good Neighbors
  • Selling Out / Funny Pants
  • Dunces and Dragons
  • MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy VI / Enemy in Law
  • Patrick SmartPants / SquidBob TentaclePants
  • Krusty Towers / Mrs. Puff, You're Fired!
  • Ghost Host / Wishing You Well
  • Chimps Ahoy! / Whale of a Birthday
  • Karate Island / All That Glitters
  • New Leaf / Once Bitten
  • Bummer Vacation / Wigstruck
  • Squidtastic Voyage / That's No Lady
  • Hocus Pocus / The Thing
  • Driven To Tears / Rule of Dumb
  • Best Frenemies / Born to Be Wild
  • Squidwood / The Pink Purloiner
  • Best Day Ever / The Gift of Gum

    Season 5
  • Friend or Foe?
  • Night Light / The Original Fry Cook
  • Rise and Shine / Waiting / Fungus Among Us
  • Boat Smarts / Good Ol' Whatshisname / Spy Buddies
  • New Digs / Krabs á la Mode
  • Roller Cowards / Bucket Sweet Bucket
  • To Love a Patty / Breath of Fresh Squidward
  • Money Talks / SpongeBob Vs. the Patty Gadget / Slimy Dancing
  • The Krusty Sponge / Sing a Song of Patrick
  • A Flea in Her Dome / The Donut of Shame / The Krusty Plate NEW
  • Picture Day / Pat No Pay / Blackjack
  • Blackened Sponge / SpongeBob Vs. MermaidMan
  • Atlantis SquarePantis

    Movies
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    Shorts
  • The Endless Summer
  • The Foe-Gotten Years: Can't Swim

    Advertisements
  • Patrick's Painting
  • New Episodes!
  • Born to Be Wild
  • Patrick for President
  • SpongeBob's New New New New New Week #1
  • SpongeBob's New New New New New Week #2



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