"They're Coming to get you,Barbara"
Alright, now I have started watching the original Night of the Living Dead, the first movie to actually have the zombies eat people, and so far, Johnny has said the famous line:"They're coming to get you Barbara.",and now Barbara,has been chased to a house and now a two zombies have been killed by the black man,and there is now a zombie in the house with him, but of course, it is no match for barbara and the black guy(still unnamed).The zombies now know that the 2 humans are in the house, so now the fun really begins!!!To keep the zombies out,they do what most people would do in this case, start boarding up all windows and doors.Also, make a note,zombies are apparently afraid of fire.Then,the black guy and barbara, sit down and tell their stories of how they came to be stuck in the house together. Well,Barbara starts freaking out while telling the black guy her story and she slaps him because he wont go out and find Johnny, and he slaps her back.The radios says that the attacks are made by an army of assasins. But as we know, they attackers are in truth,zombies.WEll, the black guy, knowing that the zombies dont like fire, takes a couch outside and sets it on fire.THats should keep them away for a while,at least thats what the black guy hopes.Now,finally the news is able to conclude that the killers are eating their victims.Little did the Black guy and Barbara know, but there are more people in the cellar. Including two white guys, two white women, and a little white girl.one of the white guys name is Mr. Cooper.Wow, even naked zombies are outside the house.GReat,now there is alot more people in here, so that means more food for the zombies. The other white guys name is Tom,and one the two white women's names are Judy and Helen.They get together and figure out that they should try to get to a rescue station, because at the rescue stations,they is food,water,and also medicine.WEll, in order to get to the truck thats located outside,so they throw Molotov Cocktails from the 2nd floor of the house,to scare the zombies.The black guy and TOm both get to the the truck.uh-oh! the truck just blew up,sucks to be the two people in the truck.Yeah!!! THe zombies are getting to eat the two people that were in that truck when it blew up. They are eating the remains including the intestines,Yummy!!!!!!While watching the news,the survivors find out that the zombies can be killed by a severe blow to the head or you can simply shoot them in the head.Oh no!!!! The power went out in the house!!! Thats not a good thing.The zombies are now picking up rocks and such to start banging the door with them, they are really trying to get in now!!!! The black guy just got into a fight with Mr. Cooper, and the black guy won, and shot Mr. Cooper. Still no word from their young sick daughter. Helen goes downstairs to check on the daughter, and sees the Little girl eating Mr. Cooper. Then,the little girl eventually kills the little girl. Aww man, I didnt see it coming. Barbara just got killed by her brother Johnny,who dragged her wher the zombies were at and now shes dead.Basically, I think the black guy is the only one alive now.Mr. Cooper came back to life,and the black guy shot him, now Helen came back to life also,and the black guy shot her in the head. The only thing that i dont like about this movies so fa ris that I still dont know the black guys name.Well,the cops find the black man,and shoot him. WHat a ending. Great movie. 4.5/5
Download the Actual Movie for legally for free!! You dont have to do anything to be able to download it,because the movie is a free domain, which means, it had no copyright laws, so you can download it whenever you want legally. But if you like this movie alot and are tired of having to watch it on your computer after downloading it, then you should buy it on DVD.
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Dawn of the Dead 1978 Review
This movie starts off in a Newstation but eventually does move to a mall. they Barricade all the entrances with 18 wheelers,and have a little fun. that is until a scavaging band of bikers break in. But, by doing that they also let zombies in,Because when there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth. This is a true classic horror movie.I give it a 5/5
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Day of the Dead(1985) Review
Horror Fans Rejoice! As of right now this is one of the greatest horror trilogies of its time! The plot is another awesome Story from George Romero. Also the Gore turns the volume way way up! I give this a 5/5
If you liked this movie, you will probably like Day of the Dead:Contangium Coming soon on DVD
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Return of the Living Dead (1985) review
I think this movie,first of all, may have been the first to actually try the running zombie idea. Well, let me get on to the story, basically A guy named Freddy starts his job at "U-Need A Medical Supplies", with a guy(I forgot his name) showing him the loops. He takes him down to the basement and shows him these canisters that the Army had sent there on accident containing the bodies of these "zombies" that supposedly,George A. Romero had wanted to use the real story that a chemical leak at a VA hospital caused the dead bodies in the morgue, to kind of twitch and jump around, but the Army would sue him if he did,so he changed some things, and called it "Night of the Living Dead". Freddy says they look wicked and asks if the container's "safe". His superior,who I will call Roy, tells him "Why of course, these tanks were designed by the God-damn US Army Corps of Engineers!"and hits the canister, causing it to leak,spraying a gas into the air. Well, the when the gas gets into the freezer room, it makes the human cadaver come to life, so when Roy and Freddy wake up, they are shocked to hear him banging on the door. Well, then ,they call the boss and they open the door, and use a pick axe to nail it in the head, because thats "how they killed them in the movies".All it did here was make the cadaver scream louder, prompting Freddy to pop the million dollar question: " You mean the movie lied?". Well, the cut up the body, and visit the boss's friends funeral home,located in a creepy graveyard across the Street.The boss talks him into burning the still moving cut up body parts and,upon being cremated, the smoke is released, and the dead start rising, they go through quite a few people, including a fully nude girl who said earlier in the movie that she thinks the worst way to die "would be to be eaten by a bunch of old men, tearing at her. First, they would tear off her clothes..." then, from this point forward,shes naked for the rest of the movie, as she does come back as a even uglier butt-ass naked zombie. Well, Freddy and Roy, start experiencing problems, and their bodies start showing signs of Rigor Mortis, where your bodies muscles tighten after you die. Well, Roy, decides to kill himself by cremation,so he wont turn into a zombie. But Freddy dies,comes back to try to eat his girlfriend Tina(in any other type of genre movie,this would sound like your talking about a porno)and he says the best line in the movie after becoming a zombie: "See,Tina, you made me break my arm trying to get to you, but its okay sweetie, I love you and I want to eat your BRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!" Well,the boss and a street punk played by the guy that got killed in a porta-potty in Friday the 13th: part 5: A New Beginning, get back to the warehouse,and call the army, who finds out that the "Easter Eggs have hatched"(the cartons that were shipped there, you know, with the gas and dead bodies in them) and they have a plan,which they put into action. That plan is.......If you guessed Nuke The City,you were correct! THey nuke the city, killing everybody. Well, then you hear a call saying"that it has wiped out all evidence, and that the fires should be put out by the rain,which is acid rain,goodnight,sir" and then you hear the music that is on this page as a matter of fact,and you see the graves,and hear the screaming,and then you see the Skeleton zombie come out again to the tune of a song named this "DO YOU WANNA PARTTAAYYYYYYYYY...ITS PARTY TIME!!!!" Uh-oh, i smell a sequel. Final Score: 4.5/5
Dawn of the Dead 2004 Review
I saw this movie opening day and it was one hell of a movie. Basically it is a reinvisioning of the original, but it still involves a mall. Also, the gore and the acting is brilliantly executed in this movie. I absolutely recommend you see this movie. After you see it I garauntee you will come back for another viewing.Also stay tuned during the credits for something that is not expected. Final Score:5/5
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Land of the Dead(2005)Review
Alright,here is my review for George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.. Alright, folks, its been over 40 years since George Romero brought to us the zombie genre with his cult hit, Night of the Living Dead. Then throught out the years he has brought you more screams with Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead. Now, 20 years after the day of the Dead, comes the Land of the Dead. Well, first let my start off with a brief overview of the plot with *CAUTION* some spoilers. Basically a bunch of rag tag soldiers including a man named Charlie whose one side of his face is burnt, Cholo, a typical soldier with big dreams of moving on up, and Riley,a survivor who is on his last run for supplies before retiring. During this little escapade, Riley notices that the Stenches (Zombies) are now trying to act like Humans, they are starting to learn, and that definitely cant be good. The main zombie this go round is "Big Daddy" who was obviously a worker at a garage. Well, Cholo and his men go to get some champagne and cigars from a liquor store and one of the members gets bitten, well the bitten one decides he would rather die than become a zombie so he shoots himself in the head. When Dead Reckoning(this kick ass tank like Vehicle) runs out of fireworks(supposedly the zombies cant stop looking up at them when they go off) Dead Reckoning comes out into the dead city,and with Machine Guns blazing, kills the zombies,it was a massacre. Well,they get back and we see how the bums and stuff live in the fortifed city. They havve Zombies chained up,so people can get their pictures taken with them(the zombies being played by none other than Shaun from Shaun of the Dead and Shaun of the Dead Director Edgar Wright) Cholo goes to talk with the boss Kaufman,and brings him the wine and cigars. When he asks to get a suite in this luxurious skyscraper, Kaufman doesnt want him there. So, in retaliation,Cholo steals Dead Reckoning and tells Kaufman if he doesn't give him a shitload of money, he's blowing that skyscraper up. Well, Kaufman sends out Riley to go get the Dead Reckoning, and Riley finds them, and him and Cholo get in a fight. Cholo decides to leave Dead Reckoning and start walking with his partner, and Cholo gets bitten,but tells his partner not to kill him "because I want to see what it's like on the other side", Big Daddy gets the zombies throught gates, and even through water. What follows in the city is scenes that all gore or Romero afficionados like. Heads getting ripped off, arms getting bitten, aterial spray from getting bitten in the jugular vien, belly ring gitting ripped off, hands getting chopped off, brutal dismemberment, and yes,intestines getting ripped out. With as much gore that was in this R-Rated Version, i cant wait to see the Unrated Version when it comes on DVD. Well, Cholo finds Kaufman, and with help from big Daddy, kills Kaufman. then,at the end Riley and his ragtag group start their journey up North. Some things I have left out for you to find out on your own, but this is a good movie that i have to recommend you to see. O,and look for Blaze (the lead biker from the original "Dawn of the Dead" to make a surprise cameo as a zombie). Make sure you see THIS MOVIE! Overall Score:5/5
View Uncut and Unrated Trailer:Land of the Dead Unrated Trailer
SECOND OPINION:
I recently saw this movie, and all I can say is I loved it. The gore was amazing, the zombies were intellegent, and the characters were well-formed. *SPOILER* I was happy to see that John Leguizamo got blown up, as I was never fond of his character. All around it was a great movie and a great follow up to all the other ______ of the Dead movies. Rating: 5/5
"They're Coming to get you,Barbara"
Alright, now I have started watching the original Night of the Living Dead, the first movie to actually have the zombies eat people, and so far, Johnny has said the famous line:"They're coming to get you Barbara.",and now Barbara,has been chased to a house and now a two zombies have been killed by the black man,and there is now a zombie in the house with him, but of course, it is no match for barbara and the black guy(still unnamed).The zombies now know that the 2 humans are in the house, so now the fun really begins!!!To keep the zombies out,they do what most people would do in this case, start boarding up all windows and doors.Also, make a note,zombies are apparently afraid of fire.Then,the black guy and barbara, sit down and tell their stories of how they came to be stuck in the house together. Well,Barbara starts freaking out while telling the black guy her story and she slaps him because he wont go out and find Johnny, and he slaps her back.The radios says that the attacks are made by an army of assasins. But as we know, they attackers are in truth,zombies.WEll, the black guy, knowing that the zombies dont like fire, takes a couch outside and sets it on fire.THats should keep them away for a while,at least thats what the black guy hopes.Now,finally the news is able to conclude that the killers are eating their victims.Little did the Black guy and Barbara know, but there are more people in the cellar. Including two white guys, two white women, and a little white girl.one of the white guys name is Mr. Cooper.Wow, even naked zombies are outside the house.GReat,now there is alot more people in here, so that means more food for the zombies. The other white guys name is Tom,and one the two white women's names are Judy and Helen.They get together and figure out that they should try to get to a rescue station, because at the rescue stations,they is food,water,and also medicine.WEll, in order to get to the truck thats located outside,so they throw Molotov Cocktails from the 2nd floor of the house,to scare the zombies.The black guy and TOm both get to the the truck.uh-oh! the truck just blew up,sucks to be the two people in the truck.Yeah!!! THe zombies are getting to eat the two people that were in that truck when it blew up. They are eating the remains including the intestines,Yummy!!!!!!While watching the news,the survivors find out that the zombies can be killed by a severe blow to the head or you can simply shoot them in the head.Oh no!!!! The power went out in the house!!! Thats not a good thing.The zombies are now picking up rocks and such to start banging the door with them, they are really trying to get in now!!!! The black guy just got into a fight with Mr. Cooper, and the black guy won, and shot Mr. Cooper. Still no word from their young sick daughter. Helen goes downstairs to check on the daughter, and sees the Little girl eating Mr. Cooper. Then,the little girl eventually kills the little girl. Aww man, I didnt see it coming. Barbara just got killed by her brother Johnny,who dragged her wher the zombies were at and now shes dead.Basically, I think the black guy is the only one alive now.Mr. Cooper came back to life,and the black guy shot him, now Helen came back to life also,and the black guy shot her in the head. The only thing that i dont like about this movies so fa ris that I still dont know the black guys name.Well,the cops find the black man,and shoot him. WHat a ending. Great movie. 4.5/5
Download the Actual Movie for legally for free!! You dont have to do anything to be able to download it,because the movie is a free domain, which means, it had no copyright laws, so you can download it whenever you want legally. But if you like this movie alot and are tired of having to watch it on your computer after downloading it, then you should buy it on DVD.
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This movie starts off in a Newstation but eventually does move to a mall. they Barricade all the entrances with 18 wheelers,and have a little fun. that is until a scavaging band of bikers break in. But, by doing that they also let zombies in,Because when there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth. This is a true classic horror movie.I give it a 5/5
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Horror Fans Rejoice! As of right now this is one of the greatest horror trilogies of its time! The plot is another awesome Story from George Romero. Also the Gore turns the volume way way up! I give this a 5/5
If you liked this movie, you will probably like Day of the Dead:Contangium Coming soon on DVD
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I think this movie,first of all, may have been the first to actually try the running zombie idea. Well, let me get on to the story, basically A guy named Freddy starts his job at "U-Need A Medical Supplies", with a guy(I forgot his name) showing him the loops. He takes him down to the basement and shows him these canisters that the Army had sent there on accident containing the bodies of these "zombies" that supposedly,George A. Romero had wanted to use the real story that a chemical leak at a VA hospital caused the dead bodies in the morgue, to kind of twitch and jump around, but the Army would sue him if he did,so he changed some things, and called it "Night of the Living Dead". Freddy says they look wicked and asks if the container's "safe". His superior,who I will call Roy, tells him "Why of course, these tanks were designed by the God-damn US Army Corps of Engineers!"and hits the canister, causing it to leak,spraying a gas into the air. Well, the when the gas gets into the freezer room, it makes the human cadaver come to life, so when Roy and Freddy wake up, they are shocked to hear him banging on the door. Well, then ,they call the boss and they open the door, and use a pick axe to nail it in the head, because thats "how they killed them in the movies".All it did here was make the cadaver scream louder, prompting Freddy to pop the million dollar question: " You mean the movie lied?". Well, the cut up the body, and visit the boss's friends funeral home,located in a creepy graveyard across the Street.The boss talks him into burning the still moving cut up body parts and,upon being cremated, the smoke is released, and the dead start rising, they go through quite a few people, including a fully nude girl who said earlier in the movie that she thinks the worst way to die "would be to be eaten by a bunch of old men, tearing at her. First, they would tear off her clothes..." then, from this point forward,shes naked for the rest of the movie, as she does come back as a even uglier butt-ass naked zombie. Well, Freddy and Roy, start experiencing problems, and their bodies start showing signs of Rigor Mortis, where your bodies muscles tighten after you die. Well, Roy, decides to kill himself by cremation,so he wont turn into a zombie. But Freddy dies,comes back to try to eat his girlfriend Tina(in any other type of genre movie,this would sound like your talking about a porno)and he says the best line in the movie after becoming a zombie: "See,Tina, you made me break my arm trying to get to you, but its okay sweetie, I love you and I want to eat your BRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!" Well,the boss and a street punk played by the guy that got killed in a porta-potty in Friday the 13th: part 5: A New Beginning, get back to the warehouse,and call the army, who finds out that the "Easter Eggs have hatched"(the cartons that were shipped there, you know, with the gas and dead bodies in them) and they have a plan,which they put into action. That plan is.......If you guessed Nuke The City,you were correct! THey nuke the city, killing everybody. Well, then you hear a call saying"that it has wiped out all evidence, and that the fires should be put out by the rain,which is acid rain,goodnight,sir" and then you hear the music that is on this page as a matter of fact,and you see the graves,and hear the screaming,and then you see the Skeleton zombie come out again to the tune of a song named this "DO YOU WANNA PARTTAAYYYYYYYYY...ITS PARTY TIME!!!!" Uh-oh, i smell a sequel. Final Score: 4.5/5
I saw this movie opening day and it was one hell of a movie. Basically it is a reinvisioning of the original, but it still involves a mall. Also, the gore and the acting is brilliantly executed in this movie. I absolutely recommend you see this movie. After you see it I garauntee you will come back for another viewing.Also stay tuned during the credits for something that is not expected. Final Score:5/5
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Alright,here is my review for George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.. Alright, folks, its been over 40 years since George Romero brought to us the zombie genre with his cult hit, Night of the Living Dead. Then throught out the years he has brought you more screams with Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead. Now, 20 years after the day of the Dead, comes the Land of the Dead. Well, first let my start off with a brief overview of the plot with *CAUTION* some spoilers. Basically a bunch of rag tag soldiers including a man named Charlie whose one side of his face is burnt, Cholo, a typical soldier with big dreams of moving on up, and Riley,a survivor who is on his last run for supplies before retiring. During this little escapade, Riley notices that the Stenches (Zombies) are now trying to act like Humans, they are starting to learn, and that definitely cant be good. The main zombie this go round is "Big Daddy" who was obviously a worker at a garage. Well, Cholo and his men go to get some champagne and cigars from a liquor store and one of the members gets bitten, well the bitten one decides he would rather die than become a zombie so he shoots himself in the head. When Dead Reckoning(this kick ass tank like Vehicle) runs out of fireworks(supposedly the zombies cant stop looking up at them when they go off) Dead Reckoning comes out into the dead city,and with Machine Guns blazing, kills the zombies,it was a massacre. Well,they get back and we see how the bums and stuff live in the fortifed city. They havve Zombies chained up,so people can get their pictures taken with them(the zombies being played by none other than Shaun from Shaun of the Dead and Shaun of the Dead Director Edgar Wright) Cholo goes to talk with the boss Kaufman,and brings him the wine and cigars. When he asks to get a suite in this luxurious skyscraper, Kaufman doesnt want him there. So, in retaliation,Cholo steals Dead Reckoning and tells Kaufman if he doesn't give him a shitload of money, he's blowing that skyscraper up. Well, Kaufman sends out Riley to go get the Dead Reckoning, and Riley finds them, and him and Cholo get in a fight. Cholo decides to leave Dead Reckoning and start walking with his partner, and Cholo gets bitten,but tells his partner not to kill him "because I want to see what it's like on the other side", Big Daddy gets the zombies throught gates, and even through water. What follows in the city is scenes that all gore or Romero afficionados like. Heads getting ripped off, arms getting bitten, aterial spray from getting bitten in the jugular vien, belly ring gitting ripped off, hands getting chopped off, brutal dismemberment, and yes,intestines getting ripped out. With as much gore that was in this R-Rated Version, i cant wait to see the Unrated Version when it comes on DVD. Well, Cholo finds Kaufman, and with help from big Daddy, kills Kaufman. then,at the end Riley and his ragtag group start their journey up North. Some things I have left out for you to find out on your own, but this is a good movie that i have to recommend you to see. O,and look for Blaze (the lead biker from the original "Dawn of the Dead" to make a surprise cameo as a zombie). Make sure you see THIS MOVIE! Overall Score:5/5
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