Traverse City Michigan Paranormal Unit

I'm Baaaaaaack!!!!!

Hello. My name is Stan Cold and leader of the TCMPU. My other sites were complete failures so I decided to make a web site that will make people think better about  the paranormal. Well now we'll see who trueley are believers. So now on to somthing completly different.

Dogman '07

This is what is to be believed has the first sighting of the Michigan Dogman of the year. They were taken in Antrim county in February.

Image One: The Eye

The first image is an extreme closeup of a very human looking eye that appears to be surrounded by fur. The interesting thing about this image is the perspective. At first glance it appears to be a shot of the right side of the face (imagine the snout emerging to the lower right of the image). However, some viewers believe the image actually depicts the left side of the face with the head slightly tilted and the eye articulated to the far left (imagine the snout emerging at the top left of the image). Considered from this perspective, the dark line above the eye takes on the shape of an eyebrow. Keep in mind this eye had to be at least six feet above the ground when the image was taken.

Image Two: The Teeth

The second image appears to have been shot a split second after the first, and depicts what appears to be the right side of the face, perhaps just as the camera was knocked from its perch. Note the short profile of the snout, and the misshapen canine teeth. The creature appears to be either snarling or smiling.

Image Three: The Foot

The third and final image appears to have been shot as the camera dangled from its cable. It clearly shows the right paw of the creature, surrounded by a thick layer of light tan fur. The paw seems to be standing atop a deer leg that appears to have been skinned recently (note the clean cut of fur at the bone in the lower left of the image). The image source reports there were no bones, blood, or remains at the site where these images were taken.

 

These are from the friendly folks down at The Legend website. Now onto something completely different.

WTF MATE? Aliens

I've seen robots on Mars, I've even seen a face on Mars, but I ain't ever seen a skull on Mars!!!

 

For full info check the friendly people at Alien Video. Now on to something completly different.

Dogman Hunt In The Adirondacks

Me and  my Scout Troop will be going winter camping in a secluded area of Camp Greilick called The Adirondacks or Dacks for short. There have been reports of Dogman sightings back in the Dacks so we are going on a good ol' fashion Monster Hunt. I will get back to this as soon as possible. Now on to something complely different. Update: We did not find Dogman but large patchs of urine and a tiny hutch.

Chuck Norris

We here at TCMPU (i.e. Me, Stan, and Mr. Cold) have heros. sir Edmund Hillary, Steve Irwin, Stephen Colbert and Chuck Norris Just to name some.

Here are Chuck Norris'  favorite himself jokes, brought to you by chucknorrisfacts.com

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

    Now on to somthing completly different.