THE ANGRY WOMAN'S JOURNAL
on Internet at Booksurgedirect, Amazon.com, Barnes&Nobles, Borders, or Security Sq. Mall, Qualitees Plus (booth), 6901 Security Blvd. Baltimore MD 21244. or ask for it at your nieghborhood store.
Sample Story:
Title: Day Care
Have mercy on me! My check is small, I can't afford the astronomical fees.
Chile, my boobs are big and swollen. Dripping milk like a cow, baby bawling, and man looking desperate for a booty reunion. I really hate to do it, but between baby, man, and after-birth scene, I think I'll take the meager offer of 6 weeks off for recovery.
So I call the nearest center, I ask to apply. The lady sound so nice I began to pack my baby's bag so I can say good-bye. 8 hours away sure will do me good, but just as I zip the bag, the lady say $200 a week. My eyes get large, my heart starts to beat, sweat pour down my face, my body get the shakes.
$200, that has to be a mistake. My check is only $1900 a month. $800 for baby! I'm being blindly fucked! Where's my livelihood? Who's going to pay my car note? What about rent? Who's going to buy groceries for the house? Separate groceries for kid? What about my cable? What about my clothes? Someone stop me! I'm losing control.
I look at my man. I look at my child. My arms fall to my side, my hands & fingers stretch out, that's right, I'm Carrie reincarnated, someone get some paint, I'm about to turn evil and shout!
My eyes roll back. Saliva slivers out. Pass the remote, my husband says. I fall the hell out.
Trade Paperback: isbn 1-59457-645-9
236 pages of fun stories & pages to write thoughts & ideas.
It will Keep you laughing. Great gift. And good for the holidays.
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