In a pointless site like this you're probably wondering what WOW is. I will tell you. WOW stands for Words of Wisdom. Stuffed with various quotes that will help you see the world in a different light. Purple.

"If a being does not keep pace with his companions, it may be because he hears a different drummer. Or maybe he's just a weirdo."
                   ~Anonymous

"If life gives you lemons, throw them at people."
                   ~Unknown

"Safety is a team effort. Don't break the safety hexagon."
                   ~hypadermicneedle

"For a long time it gave me nightmares...witnessing an injustice like that...it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be...I can still hear them taunting him...silly rabbit, Trix are for kids...I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?"
                  ~NumberOneOutkastFan

"There are some companies that really suck, then there is mastercard - making thousands of stupid commercials for many years to come that nobody cares about or wants to see."
                   ~Anonymous

"Today, we're going to make a salad."
                   ~Kaleb's neighbors videotape

"If Pinnochio says he is a real boy... Then believe him.....even if his nose does get longer."
                   ~ Emily

"Do not eat "I cant believe its not butter!" Why, you ask? Well, if its not butter, than what is it? Exactly."
                   ~ Emily

"Yooooleeeeehiiiii"
                    ~ Kaleb

"My name is BULL-E!"
"What does the 'E' stand for?
"E is the second letter in death, and the third in die."
                    ~ The Fairly Odd Parents

"Well I can't be as hot as the sun all the time because even the sun isn't as hot as the sun all the time."
                    ~ Shaq

"Is this the back row!? I call side, I call side!"
                   ~ The Man in the Desert Hat

"Hoo's your math teacher!?"
                  ~ Andrew's Neighbor

A:"Whay won't you sign my yearbook?"
T:"Because you're weeeiiiirdddddd!"
                  ~ Conversation between Andrew and Taylor S****n

"I got an idea. What if we dumped a bucket of glue on her?"
"A bucket of glue?"
"No, no. I'm talkin a really BIG bucket of glue!"
                  ~ Anonymous Conversation

"I don't do moving, Bob."
                  ~Weebl

"You win, because I don't have a bulldozer."
                  ~Mr. Miyagi

Otto: "If they tear it down again, we shall make them suffer as they have never suffered before!"
Francis: "Or we could work out a compromise..."
Otto: "Do I look French to you, no!"
~ Malcolm in the Middle

"...add the crystals..."
~ Napolean

"The epic also contains several characteristics of an epic..."
~Travis

"Don't you f***'n touch a teacher! I'll kick your @$$ outta here!"
~The Skool Nurse

"Don't say a wuuuuuuurrrrrrrrddddddd."
~Mrs. Simmons

"If you plant them, they will grow, if you grow them, they will eventually die. So why would you grow them? Because your bored."                         
~J. Alan

"Cinderella is an abomination to the bible!"
~Random girl

"It's in black...dark...gold print."
~Mrs. Clark

"How will you know about the important job opportunity of selling antique typewriters if I don't tell you about it?"
~Mrs. Simmons

"Hoo watches Oprah?"[raises hand]
~Coach Matthews

"I got attacked by a tree."
~John

"Hey Dave! How do ya like that salad?"
~Clay figure

"Do something....biology."
~Mrs. Clark

"When Roark blows Cortlandt Homes to all bloody hell."
~ Christian

If you have any Words of Wisdom, share them with us in our guestbook.

• "Goo luhrd it's lak we're bein' hel hostage by the mailbox!"
• "go. to. class. GO! TO! CLASS!"
• "Don't make may star givin' graaaaaades."
• "How many ah ya are takin' a BeeeSssssssssssssssTee class next year? *Silence and no raised hands*"
• "CHECK! PRO! IS NOT! WRONG! YOU! ARE! WRONG!"
• "This is an important job opportunitee. Selling antique typewritersssssssss..."
• "If you don't get away from mah doh, rat now, I will call securiteeee on you."
• "hoo sto'mah doh stoppah!? Evaray tamm ah put a doh stoppah down thair, summmmwunnnn takesssss it! Wah they stellen mah doh stoppahs!?" <- written in real simmons language!!!
• "watchyo attitooood and give me a smiall"
• *Writes on board: BST - Ms. H Moss Simmons.
• "Shelbay slow down."
  "But ms. simmons i've passed all three already."
  "Ok juss slow down and keep try-an."
• "Im tryin to ELIMINAY taamm rattens....afta taday, there will be no mo'...IF...u pass em...all threeeee..."

"Stop that foolishness."

"We are emmulating technology on a smalla scale."

"Turn around before a girl punches you in the eye."

"My goodness...8th grade actin silly like that..."

"Next time administration calls, it could be a life or death situation."

"I gonna give you a detention for dat, Mr. Smarty."

"Have your parents write a letta, tellin how you like the class."

"Administration is gonna walk by a think you're on drugs or sumthin."

"Yall need ta grow up mentally."

"Be quiet ova there and get busy! There shouldn't be any talkin at yo station!"

"Trickeration."

"Don't play games with my intelligence, I always win."

"That's three days in the cafeteria!"

"I got yo papa-wok!" 

"Whateva."

"Aye Marcus! Git outta that area!"

"'s okay ta do crack, s'long as ya do it in ur own house."

"WEED POWA!"