How they played it::
This is a short, funny fanfic to be used as reference for the 'Go Fish' RP thread which you were directed here from.
Have fun! ;)
Lestat: *Knocks back a shot of 151 Baccarrdi Rum and pours another.* For the love of God Armand, it's not that hard to do. Just go!
Louis: Lestat, baby, take it easy on Armand. Seriously, I hate it when you get drunk, you get so loud.
Daniel laughed a little drunkenly from the next room, the bathroom to be more specific (why he was in the bathroom we have still yet to figure out), though truth be told, he was always a little drunk so it was nothing out of the ordinary.
Armand: *Flashes Lestat a look of hatred and rolls his eyes* Okay... Lestat, do you have a 2?
Lestat: *Smiles cockily and shakes his head* No, Armand. Go fish.
Armand mumbles a slurred curse word and picks the top card off of the pile.
Lestat: *Kicks back another shot and smiles smugly* What was that Armand? Do you have anything to say? I don't think I could hear you.
Louis: Lestat really, you need to treat Armand with more respect.
Lestat: *Gasps and looks at Louis with outrage and hurt* I would treat him with more respect if he didn't look like a preschool student.
Armand: You blonde bastard! I'll kick your damn ass pretty boy.
Lestat: Bring it on boy wonder.
Marius, who despite being plastered, had remained able to keep his composure and supreme reason. When he spoke it was loud enough to cut through the bickering.
Marius: Lestat, I believe it is your turn.
Lestat: *Gives Armand one last look of anger and turns his eyes back to his cards* Marius, since you seem so eager to get going, do you have a Queen?
Daniel: *Calling from the bathroom* Yes, he does! And that Queens name is Armand!
Armand: *With a look of notable- and somewhat cute- anger* Daniel! You must really learn some respect. Don't talk about me like that, I am not a Queen!
Daniel: I know you're talking, but all I hear is, "blah, blah, blah."
Marius looks at his cards for a moment, his blurry eyes not focusing that well on the pictures. He finally thumbs through the spread in his hand and hands Lestat a Queen. It is now Marius go so he studies the hazy cards in front of his eyes.
Marius: Lestat, do you have a 5?
Louis: *In a sharp whine* How come no one ever picks on me? Lestat, I want to go too, I haven’t got to go yet. Someone, come on, it's not fair-
Armand: *To Lestat* You better shut your bitch up before I reach across this table and knock him upside his pretty head.
Louis gasps and shuts up, cowering in his chair. Lestat glances at him and smiles, trying to calm Louis.
Lestat: You know Armand, baby. He acts this way because he feels inferior because he's still not tall enough to ride the big boy rides at Six Flags. All he can get on are the bumper boats and those little cars that go five miles an hour on that metal track.
Daniel: *From the bathroom* How the hell did I get in the bathtub?
Lestat turns back to the game and makes a dramatically long show of looking at the few cards left in his hand.
Lestat: No, Marius, sorry. I do not have a five. Go fish.
Marius narrows his eyes and throws Lestat a suspicious glance but says nothing as he takes the top card off of the deck and puts it in his hand. Armand, ever the outgoing one, and all the more inhibited from the bottle of Tequila he downed in five minutes, spoke up.
Armand: Lestat, you never seem to have any of the cards that we ask for. Let me see your hand now, I think your cheating!
Lestat: *Opens his eyes wide in innocence* Are you calling me a cheater you little garden gnome?
Armand stood up and reached for the cards in Lestats hand but Lestat was quicker, having not drank as much, and snatched them away.
Louis: Lestat if you're cheating then I swear you will get none tonight! None at all, and you know how horny you get when you drink.
Lestat gasps in horror and looked at Louis, fear in his eyes. This was the perfect distraction Armand needed to grab the cards out of Lestats hand.
Armand: Ah ha, you charlatan, you do have a 5! And a 2 too! You were cheating!
Lestat gets his barrings and looks at the three fellow immortals in the room and speaks in a sweet voice.
Lestat: Oh, is that what you two asked for, I thought you both said something else.
Armand: I'm sure you did. I'm not playing this game anymore with you, Lestat.
Louis: Lestat, baby, how could you!
Lestat: Oh be quite Louis, it's not like I did it to you, you never even got to go.
Marius: Mutiny, I cry mutiny! Looting in the street, pillaging of the innocent. I say revolt against this fraud, this dirty conniver. We will not be taken advantage of; you can not repress us any longer. We will stand strong-
Lestat: Ah, shut it, Marius. Like I've always said, you can take the Marius out of Rome but you can't take the Rome out of Marius.
Armand and Marius throw their cards down, deciding not to play Go Fish anymore with a cheater. Lestat rolls his eyes and gathers everyone's cards into a large pile that he shuffles lazily in his hands.
Daniel: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Sounds of tearing shower curtain is heard along with a loud crack and snap, then there is silence.*
Armand: *Bolts out of his chair and runs for the bathroom* Danny, I'll save you!
Lestat: *Laughing at Armand* Has anyone but me realized that when Armand runs he flaps his arms like a duck…….(gets no reaction from the other two) you two are absolutely no fun….Louis, you never got to play in our game so lets play another.
Louis: *Bounces happily in his chair, clapping his hands like a schoolgirl* Oh, goody, what game are we going to play? *he frowns for a moment* This doesn't have anything to do with chains, whips, and plastic penis' does it?
Lestat: Of course not, my little dark angel. *Smiles evilly* It's called 52 card pick up, have you ever heard of it Louis?
Louis shakes his head.
Louis: How is it played, Lestat?
Lestat holds the cards out, between his middle and thumb finger and bends them, shooting them into Louis and showering them all along the floor.
Lestat: That's 52 cards, now pick them up!
Louis' lips trembles alluringly and he takes off from the room crying.
Lestat: *Getting up to run after Louis* Damn it all to hell, now I really won’t get any! Louis, baby, I'm sorry, it was just a joke.
Glancing about the empty room Marius gets up from his chair, walking to peak into the bathroom to make sure that Daniel is okay. He opens the door, swaying dangerously close to falling over if it weren't for the knob, and blinks to clear his eyes to see straight,
Armand and Daniel are in the tub, Daniel gagged by a towel and playing helpless under Armands smaller frame. Marius isn't quite sure what they're doing but through the cloudiness of his eyes he sees the flash of yellow and the squeak of a bathtub rubber ducky.
He laughs and shuts the door against their loud animal grunts and groans. Just another Friday night at the coven house....