Broom Dancings

Broom Dancings
The Life and Times of a Broomdancer

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Howdy!

Don't let my Texas-Savvy Lingo scare you, I have never been to Texas, and will probably never go there. Why, You ask? Well, I'll tell you Why! I'm just a spotty, Teenaged Dork. That's why. I'll never go anywhere or be anything!



Heh, sorry

Sorry. I didn't mean to go off on you like that. I might go to Texas one day. Who knows? Anywho. This is my page. Obvously. Err...My name is Steph, but you can call me Doodle, or Doodle Bug, or Sugarmonger. Heck, you can call me anything you like, how am I gonna stop you?

I live in California. My favorite color is green. I dance with brooms, and listen to old music.

That's me in a nutshell. Well, not really. I don't actually have a nutshell with me at the moment.



Broomdancing

Broomdancing is, surprisingly, dancing with brooms. Which I do. Often.

You see, it all started when my Mumsie decided to make me do chores over the summer. These chores included Sweeping and Mopping the kitchen floor. And, since I don't like to sweep and/or mop, I had to do something to take my mind off the horribleness that is house work, so I turned on the radio. It was on an oldies station, which I like. Soon, I was sweeping in time with said oldies. And a little after that, I was dancing around with the broom and singing along with the music. And thus, Broomdancing was born.



What I look Like

 

 

This Is What I look Like. But don't worry, 'cause the pretty ones are flukes. As it happens, I'm actually terribly plain.

You can see these and many more crappy piccies at the "shameless self promotion" page of this website.

I'm done now



What I'm like

I am sarcastic sometimes, and sometimes I'm shy. I am selfconcious about a lot of things. I read and write and sing often. I read very fast, I can't write that well, and I sing off-key a lot.

I draw also, but not terribly well, as you can see from my drawings page. You may also realize that I have an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter. Or rather, Snape, from the Harry Potter universe.

I am also a giant dweep. No really, I'm a dork of monumental proportions. Monu*mental* proportions. I need a nap.



See: How horribly unpopular I am Or: Talk to me Or: Both

This:  is how many people have been here.


CONTACT ME:

My email is Doodle._.bug@sbcglobal.net

Just in case you wanted to talk to me. Send me suggestions, ya know?

Ta


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