Are there omens when you're born? Can you sing like a lark?
Can you look at Erik? Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of yourself “I’m not afraid of the dark”?
Are you headed for rape…when you're walking alone?

Because Mary Sues are and Mary Sues do
Mary Sues do and Mary Sues would
Mary Sues would and Mary Sues can
Mary Sues can and Mary Sues do...




  REQUIRES: intelligence | sense of humor | Johnny Depp appreciation
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