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Stories

Here you'll find embarrassing, funny, stupid, or plain random stories.

You can submit a story. If it's good, I'll add it. Newest stories will be posted first.

Hunks

When I was in the fourth grade, someone told me that hunk was an insult. So I went around calling all the guys at my school hunks. Very weird . . . . .

Stains

I sat on barbecue sauce when I was wearing khakis. Guess what it looked like.
I spilled pineapple juice all over my legs.
Some stranger sneezed on me and got snot all over my shirt.

Chipotle

After practice, my coach bought everyone Chipotle. He reminded us not to make a mess. Well, while we were eating, Hannah (she's in Texas now and I miss her

) spills her Coke all over the table. So everyone gets up to help her clean up and Rachael spills her drink as she stands up. So we decide to just clean everything. As I throw away leftover sour cream and cheese, I miss the trash can and get it all over a door, the carpet, and a teenage guy's pants. I had to clean all that (except for the guy's pants -- I told him to clean that up himself).

Irish Shedder

This really isn't even funny (but my coach sure thought it was). It's just sad how it took me a year to get.

Devin: Do you have a dog, Jeff? Because I'm allergic.

Jeff: Yes.

Devin: What kind?

Jeff: An Irish Setter.

Me: So does it shed?

Devin: Duh, Victoria, it's an Irish shedder!

Everyone: laughs

Me: Huh?