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New EntryI will not post a new entry until I get 3 verified positive comments from 3 different people.Cool ShirtsHere are some of the funniest lines I've seen on t-shirts. This entry will be updated so check back later.

"One Duff is Enough" (referring to Hillary and Haylie Duff)

"Stop Playing With Your Balls: Start Swimming"

"The Best Things in Life Are Free. Fly, Back, and Breast are good too." (swimmer humor)

"Save the Environment: Plant a Bush Back in Texas" (I apologize to any Republicans out there. It was too funny to not put on my site.)

"Marching Band: What are the football players doing on our field?"

"South Korea's Got Seoul"

"Practice Safe Lunch: Use a Condiment!"

"Your Retarded"

"Volunteering: It Doesn't Pay"

"Eat Right, Stay Fit, Still Die"

"Some people are like a SLINKY Not good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when they fall down stairs!" (so true)

"If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

"THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You become Santa Claus. 4) You start to look like Santa Claus."

"You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me".

"I Don't Suffer From Stress -- I'm a Carrier!"

"A Cubicle is Just a Padded Cell Without a Door!"

"Does it Scare You That You're Looking For Wisdom On a T-Shirt?"

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