Stupid Swimmer

Crap that makes life worth living for . . . 

http://mplay.donga.com/dkbnews/2005/0103_m7.asf

Yes, it's probably way overused, especially be me. But how do you describe crappy things better than "crappy"? That's unquestionable logic!

YAY
CRAP!

To me, this is unarguably one of the best sports ever:

• Hot guys
• Chlorine (you learn to like it's smell--it's comforting)
• You can eat a million calories and not gain weight
• Almost no hand-eye coordination necessary!
• You never have to worry about heat strokes
• Lap counters get counting practice (exactly what I need)