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Completing the following determines your coolness. Please answer honestly.
Out of the following, my favorite musical artist is:
Green Day
Fall Out Boy
Ashlee Simpson
Panic! At The Disco
50 Cent
Allister
Usher
Tim McGraw
Of the following, my favorite TV show is:
Laguna Beach
Spongebob
Family Guy
Deal or No Deal
The Simpsons
The Real World
The Amanda Show