1. Keep your pole in the water.
2. Think outside the tacklebox when it comes to bait.
3. Cut the line on your third pole when you see the game warden.
4. Skids work great for camp fires. No need to ask when barrow'in them.
5. Don't hang your lantern from a screwdriver sticking out of a tree. TRUST ME ON THIS.
6. Don't give the finger to the guy working the spot lite on a barge. They been know to retaliate.
7. When taking a blowup raft on the river bring a cup holder you may spill your beer.
8. Never bring women fishing. unless they are a pro or naked.
9. DO NOT attempt to fish from the cat walk under a four lane bridge at 1:00am there are BATs.
10.When you spot something odd slowly moving down the river its not best to chase after it. Beavers can KILL.