
A page devoted to Hibernian Football Club of Edinburgh, Scotland. I've a great affinity to the Hibernian club, historically through family ties over the generations.
During the past few years whilst visiting various Hibs
websites, I have written several articles for those sites and latterly for
the fanzine 'Mass Hibsteria'. Please feel welcome to browse some these articles
old and new pieces will be added to this page at regular intervals.
Happily, the "grand oul" club is going through something of a
renaissance as I write. Hibernian under the excellent current management team
of Tony Mowbray and Mark Venus are a fabulous and vital team to watch - as
exciting as any club in the country with their expansive, "fast flowing
football to feet, played at pace". If this were not enough to make those
of us with green Hibernian blood flowing through our veins excited enough, the
team possesses a majority of young home-reared, Scottish youngsters - many of
whom undoubtedly have huge careers ahead of them.
Come with me and "Feel the passion - Live the Dream"!
Glory, Glory To The Hibees
What is it about these men that sets them apart in temperament and style from players in other positions? It’s always been a source of curiosity to me. Some people talk about eccentric goalies, and in fairness there have been plenty of those between the sticks, a role perhaps akin to being the drummer in a band? I however am fascinated by these wizards of the dribble, these men who leave the field of play with a liberal amount of chalk dust on their boots after hugging the touchline all game. These wide boys.
Some time ago this subject became focused in my mind after
having a conversation with a former colleague who had spent some time reporting
for the Lincolnshire Echo newspaper. His assertion was of, ‘you know – he was
one of those useless ******* wingers’, (he used reasonably earthy language)
when referring to an erstwhile Scottish tanner ba’ player who had the
misfortune to find his career washed up in the arid football atmosphere of the
east of
After dusting down my Celtic pride I realised his point. For every great winger there are a number of great pretenders and just general numpties. Flattering to deceive is the first skill that any decent outside right or left should learn rather than how to put a half-decent cross over.
The modern wing-back appears to have largely taken over the traditional winger’s role but these players are not the genuine article. For one thing they run back and help their team mates and no self-respecting winger would ever consider such recklessness. They are there to attack, that appears the simple logic behind the thinking of the wide man.
There are many types to the genre, the most instantly recogisable classifications being the ‘Wee Jinky’ type and the ‘Flyer’. Think Jimmy Johnstone for the former, (naturally) and Arthur Duncan for the latter for stereotypes of these performers.
Whilst wee Jimmy was arguably as good as it gets in this role as five foot nothing of pure trickery and bamboozlement, lesser imitations of the man are more easily swept under the carpet. Whilst Jimmy could easily beat four men on a mazy run, (watch out for that expression) lesser wingers must necessarily learn the skill of beating the same man four times. All well and good if he can finally be unloaded of the ball by the patient defender too after exhaustion sets in, (wingers only truly run about a bit when they have the ball). Whilst this is the most likely outcome for the Wee Jinky, there are usually other options open to the Flyer.
Those of us who can say we saw Ned Turnbull’s Tornadoes will always have a special place in our h***ts for Arthur Duncan. This paragon of the flying winger fraternity entertained us all for many winters with his dashing wing play (keep an eye on that term too). A great and loved, long servant to Hibernian, Arthur could on occasion frustrate even his most loyal fans. Who can forget that sprinter’s pace down the touchline, possibly only equalled by Erich Schaedler backing up behind him in the left back berth? It’s at this point that we need to think of outcomes again. Whilst the Jinky will often meekly surrender the ball to a bemused full back after drilling himself into the turf with just that one turn too many, the Flyer might more likely be seen running the ball straight over the by-line and into the crowd. If he knows his job properly he will also be seen following the ball into said crowd too at this point. It’s times like these that strong relationships are bonded between the Flyer and his long-suffering followers.
The second option open to this type of winger is a humdinger too. An experienced Flyer must understand the art of a decent anti-climax too. Picture the scene because we have all been there. The midfielder or full back releases the flying wingman from a deep position; the winger sets off like the proverbial bat out of hell down the line showing fine close control (i.e. not letting the ball run any more than twenty-five yards in front of him) and finally makes it to his spiritual home at the bye-line, ball intact. This is the point where matters from looking promising take on a new form as the trigger is drawn for that pinpoint cross into the middle. Over the ball goes…and pitches adjacent the opposite corner flag before bouncing haplessly out for a throw in on the opposite wing despite a despairing slide from the opposite wide man. Even worse than this is the cross that finds its way behind the net as angry looking team mates glower over from the penalty area. The skilled Flyer will at this juncture use all his experience and glare disbelievingly at an imaginary divot at his feet before running back, shaking his head.
I could perhaps be accused of being a little facetious here but in truth I have always, like many others enjoyed watching wingers play. They bring expansiveness to the game that is sadly often lacking in modern football. Wherever there is a decent winger in some kind of goodish nick there is always bound to be entertainment to follow.
It’s true to say that many of the greatest exponents in this
position have been Scottish and it’s on some of those characters I’ll
concentrate here. I’ve already mentioned my admiration for Jimmy Johnstone, but
there have been so many. In a similar vein Willie Henderson was charged with attempting
to equal Jimmy’s exploits over the other side of
Willie was one of the few people I have ever seen sit on the
ball during a game – surely the ultimate embarrassment to the opposition? He
was playing out of his skin for West Bromwich Albion by this time (and into
selection ready for his most notorious hour in
Uddingston native, John Robertson (the Forest and
Former long time
I could hardly end these words without mentioning some of our own Hibernian touchline favourites. My apologies if I’ve left yours out. Mickey Weir on his day could be almost unstoppable; also a great fan favourite to this day and an unforgettable sight in those new-style baggy shorts he was asked to wear alongside his team mates of the day. I very much liked the tandem of Kevin ‘Crunchie’ McAllister and Michael O’ Neill that Alex Miller introduced to Hibs. Hibs were a joy to watch at last with these two wingers operating in the same side. They were also a good foil for each other in style. McAllister earned his ‘Crunchie’ tag as a youngster playing in a team with another boy called ‘Crunch’, apparently, thus he became know as ‘Wee Crunchie’.
I’ll end on one of our greatest men, outside left of the inimitable and legendary Famous Five, Willie Ormond. Perhaps all of the Five were overshadowed at times by the glittering skills and matinee idol looks of Gordon Smith on the right wing, but Musselburgh native, Willie should, like the others be remembered in his own right as a wonderful talent. Like the rest of the Five I only have others’ reminisces to form a judgement on, including those of my own family. One need only listen for a few moments to an appreciation of Willie by his two remaining line mates Lawrie Reilly and Eddie Turnbull to understand what a talent he was. Any man who could impart the classis quote, ‘if I’d had a right foot you’d have never heard of Pele’ had to cut a bit of a dash didn’t he?
Glossary of winger terms
Flyer – the fabled ‘Flying winger’, an outside man of breathtaking pace but not necessarily any other talent whatsoever. Often tall with a raking stride. Most often seen running in straight line towards the corner flag with a posse of defenders giving chase.
Wee Jinky – Usually small and very manoeuvrable, the jinky will normally rely on trickery and ball play to outfox the opposition. Not averse to taking on the same defender several times the jinky is primarily an entertainer. There is often a problem with peripheral vision in these types – they don’t have any.
Dasher – as in ‘he’s a bit of a dasher, (see ‘flyer’)
Mazy dribble – a long, weaving run that confuses winger and defender alike.
Nijinsky, et al – the names of famous race horses can often be used in the identifying of flyers. This is to be encouraged.
Dribbling – the prime weapon of the Jinky, often used as a precursor to falling over.
Buccaneer – this is usually applied to a player most usually considered to be too large and bulky to play the wide position. ‘The buccaneering winger’. Robust play is the key term here in the buccaneering winger who will burst forth at any opportunity, splaying great sheaths of defenders from his path with a large barrel chest.
Moving back – all good things come to an end. The last bastion of the winger just before the boots stay on the peg forever. Not always 100% successful as any good winger worth his salt will have spent the last fifteen years of his career without making a single worthwhile tackle.
(From Mass Hibsteria, issue 111, January 2005)
One area of technology that our game has not been to slow to utilise however is that of the media, in particular the Internet. It would be interesting to know just how many fans of our own club Hibernian have no access to the online news and views of the players, officials and fans of the club at all. For me personally, and for most fellow Hibbies I am of the acquaintance of, the days of not being able to communicate by this method seem in the far and distant past.
Obviously not living in or around The Lothian’s, the amount of contact and closeness that distant fans like myself are able to feel to the club and to other fans is not comparable to years ago in the days when my personal Hibernian lifeline was the Sunday Post – delivered to my folk’s house on a Monday lunchtime here in Nottingham. At that time a fuzzy monochrome picture of a Stanton or Cropley was about as good as it got, accompanied by a few well-worn clichés from the likes of Doug Ballie.
How different things are now. Daily news, chatter and rumour provided by websites such as Mass Hibsteria and the other sites have succeeded in filling a huge void, not just for us ‘distants’, of which there are many all around the world, but for local supporters too.
Customs are changing around our old game whether we enjoy that or not. Many decry the passing of standing terraces, and some of the more roughly-hewn facets of the game, on and off the field. These are issues for another day. It’s interesting however to compare how football friendships and communities are forming these days.
I’m sure that I speak for many when I relate how I got into football as a youngster by the traditional method of being taken by my father and other family members. As the years go on though many of us find ourselves visiting Easter Road or wherever our chosen ground is, with friends and contemporaries, perhaps from school, college, University whatever. Perhaps we are members of supporters clubs. Often these relationships through football are very long-lived and certainly habitual. Perhaps a sizeable few drop by the wayside as marriage, children and work pressures come along, only to return at a more convenient window in people’s lives.
Socially speaking
Over the past few short years I
have observed football fans and friends meeting and getting together in new
ways by means of Internet messageboards and the like, indeed this has been my
happy experience on returning home to
One age-old custom that many of us away from the home of our club miss is that of a pint and a chat about our team pre-game and of course, the post-game review of where it al went right/wrong that afternoon. Nothing can truly replace the kindred feeling of being amongst ‘your own’; however conversing on the net as a substitute does shrink the miles, of that there is no doubt.
Printed versus online matter in
football
Recently I noted a debate as to
the relative pros and cons of the above forms of communication within the game.
This debate could easily be widening out to the reading of website material as
against books and magazines generally, for example some will always prefer a
good tome, a glossy magazine or a decent broadsheet to peruse over at leisure
on a lazy Sunday morning. It’s indisputable for me that this will be the case
for a long time to come yet. Anyone actually tried reading an e-book yet?
To come to the point, the conversation was comparing match day programs against gleaning information and entertainment from football websites. Obviously both have their strengths and weaknesses. Not being a collector myself, it’s rare that I will buy an official program from any event, including a football match, though conversely I have always been an avid reader of fanzines and their more irreverent view! I see official programs as somewhat sanitised, out of date in many circumstances and certainly overpriced.
Collectible?
For me too, for something to be
collectible it has to be very worthy in the first place. If I may, I’ll use the
analogy of the classic car market. A Ford Anglia may be rare and unusual, in
2005 but it was never an E-type Jaguar, nor was it intended to be. I’m sure the
Ford Motor Company would have been astounded all those years ago if they
imagined that anyone would revere and keep the ‘Anglebox’ today! No, it was
intended to use and throw away afterwards.
Compare the match program to the modern rush of technological opportunities though. These days, not only can up to the minute news be viewed on the Internet, it can also be downloaded onto a personal pc and carried around. Scoreflashes and news can be collected by WAP Internet on mobiles. Bluetooth and other technologies will take us way beyond what we have now.
The technology is, as we know, also roughly in place to show live Internet coverage of games through our PC’s – both radio and pictures. Things will never be the same again nor should they be as technology relentlessly moves on. Occasionally this same technology is industry-led and there is a public resistance but generally the public have a thirst for it I feel. It might be that the tradition of the match day program could well in time end in the same place as the football rattle and rosette did - a long forgotten memory. In some ways we will all be sad about that perhaps as it will be another part of football’s heritage gone forever. It just wouldn’t be the same keeping your digital images in the loft would it?
(Printed in Mass Hibsteria, issue 111, January 2005)
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This word seems to be the
buzzword currently amongst the Hibs support - online at least. I can't
pretend I'm not a little concerned and disappointed about current form but
surely some of the comment around is a little hysterical? It's hard to
imagine that some of those complainers have supported Hibs for very long if
they view this state of affairs as a crisis. There has appeared something of a hero-worship relationship with Tony Mowbray and his assistant Mark Venus over the past few months. Obviously that’s driven by the success the club are having. Whilst being a huge fan of the job that Tony and Mark are doing at the club I have to ask is that sentiment a healthy one? By the very nature of the job, being the manger of Hibernian FC is a risky business – a quixotic affair. Currently I’ve a tendency to view those that have offered the loudest plaudits and adulation towards Tony Mowbray might well be the same individuals that are shaken the most now that he and Hibernian face a tough challenge to right the ship. Whilst always reserving the right of people to say their piece I can’t say that I’m not a little disappointed in the defeatist attitude of some. ‘Being Hibs’
I dearly wish that I could swap
place with one or two of the dissenters and those odd individuals that shout
abuse at the boys on a Saturday afternoon at every opportunity. They do say
you never appreciate what you have until it’s gone... To those people I’ll use a
favoured phrase of mine...KEEP THE FAITH. |
(From Mass Hibsteria,
My hand is held high; yes I am a traditionalist, in many matters, but particularly in our beautiful old club.
I think it desirable to look to the future, with one eye on the past. Lessons once learnt should be held close and cherished.
The ‘old boys’ should never be forgotten, they gave us this legacy, this football club, one that some us fondly believe is like no other.
One of the reasons that Hibernian is so unique in its ethos is largely because of the original good work carried out by its founding fathers, the kindly Canon and the men who stood by him as he carried out his work to help the underprivileged – those in dire need of charitable help.
Thoughts at this time of year inevitably go towards those less fortunate than ourselves. I thought it the best of all times to offer this as a suggestion to the people charged with and giving of their time and efforts in helping our football club survive and prosper, as it must.
As a suggestion for the relevant steering committee, whichever that might be, could we pursue a course of action towards returning to our roots in some small way? That of helping people in need? I feel it would cement the reason why we are all here supporting, loving, and yes, even fighting about this dear old club of ours God bless us!
The return of such an ethos would bring another relevance as to why we are all Hibernians. The reason why we are all here still after all these years, talking to each other, sometimes even from different lands, on a daily basis. Proud of the Green and White in our hearts.
Of course the first thought on this might well be ‘what does that do for us?’ I could attempt to answer that by saying it would give us a better profile and all of those associated types of things, and that I feel would be true. To state that it would again return us to our ‘uniqueness’ would also perhaps be equally true. There would be benefits for the club, of that I have no doubt.
Most of all though we would be doing something for others that need help – the truest and most important concept of Edinburgh Hibernian Football Club. I can think of no finer thought as Christmas is almost upon us once more.
Erin Go Bragh
‘Hibernian was run by St. Patrick’s CYMS as an amateur
charitable football club. The charitable work of Hibernian became legendary not
only in
I
began writing these words some two weeks ago after the story of David Alexander
and his brave fight against illness came to my attention via the Hibs.net
messageboard. A thread by a regular contributor took my eye and
aroused my interest. 'John', who I am happy to call an acquaintance, posted a
link to the Heart of Midlothian, (yes I still use that name), website
‘Kickback’, where a thread detailing young David’s bravery and courage lay.
Just
recently I had registered for that forum, after receiving a generous and
agreeable message or two privately from a couple of our friendly rivals across
the city. I had an intention to post a few words there at a suitable moment,
purely as a friendly response to the words I had received. That day a week ago
was the day that I chose to make a small initial contribution to that forum, no
better or more apt a moment would there have been to choose I felt.
As I
observed not only on Kickback but also all the main Hibernian sites over the
past few days, the story of young David Alexander has touched many hearts due
to his bravery and selflessness. Who could not be moved by the story of how
this young man requested that his life savings be put to use in the funds of
Cclasp www.cclasp.co.uk
, an organisation dealing in helping children suffering from Cancer and
Leukaemia? I’d like to come back to this subject shortly if I may. I think that
day and that article in The Daily Record made many of us feel very humble
indeed.
I
think it important David should know that we are all thinking of him, and that
he and his family have our full support in these trying times. Certainly that
is the case judging by the warmth shown across the various message boards. This
caring attitude has been manifested as wanting to help in some way, to
contribute just as David has done to this very deserving charity. Already we
have seen various fund raising ideas from quiz nights to a dedicated football
tournament, all fine thoughts by some very gracious people.
With
all due respects and great thanks given to our friendly rivals across the city,
I’d like to talk about what I think of as the soul and ethos of Hibernian
Football Club.
Our
legacy, set firmly in place by Canon Hannan is one of decency and giving. It is
one of helping others and offering a helping hand where needed. That Edinburgh
Hibernian came about was no accident, no casual happening, but was a concept of
the kindly Canon in his quest to help others. For this we should be very proud.
Canon
Hannan and Michael Whelahan, along with many helpers wove the rich fabric of
the early years of the club into an organisation that belonged to the community
of Edinburgh and to the ancient Port of Leith. So began a strong association
between the peoples of those places, the community of Hibernian Football Club.
That
this football club of ours is so blessed with uniqueness offers me great
pleasure and satisfaction and not a little love. Not merely is it a football
club alone when one stops to consider the goodness, caring, fellowship and good
deeds that have emerged from this body of people from the shadows of the past.
I say
all this as a framework to a little personal quest of mine. I have a desire
that in some way the club might be able to return to it’s roots, and this is
where the story of the brave young Hibs supporter David, I mentioned previously
comes in.
Something
I would love to see happen is for David’s chosen charity Cclasp to be
patronised by Hibernian Football club as a fitting honour to our fellow
Hibernian fan’s courage. I would love it to evolve into a long-term
relationship and for the followers of Hibernian to identify with this cause, to
relate to it and to offer the outstretched hand of help. If any person in an
official capacity would care to respond to this suggestion in a positive way it
would personally fill me full of pride and the belief I still have in this
institution called Hibernian. There lays a friendly challenge laid down from a
lifelong supporter of this club, ‘The Green Jerseys’.
Not
merely offering words but I will personally offer deeds too. I had a plan to
run a 26.2m marathon race event once again this year and wanted to raise money
in memory of another very brave young man, sadly no longer with us. www.terryfox.org
I am confident I could raise several hundred pounds in this quest too. David’s
chosen charity I have decided is the perfect recipient and it will be done.
I
echo the suggestions about a football tournament and other fund raising ideas
and to those people I say ‘well done’ and ‘make it happen’. Wouldn’t it feel
good if we could all correlate our ideas in one place and work together with
the club on a long-term basis?
Happily
the football club could only see benefits from such a patronage in my view.
When the marketers talk of ‘branding’ and ‘relationship marketing’, what a
wonderful identity to own – that of the club from and of the community,
retaining and progressing strong ties with it’s people.
The
football club that cares about it’s heritage, and community.
‘The social background of Hibernian Football Club, their
founding and their early history, which have given us a club for all the
community, a club with an unconquered soul. Supporting Hibernian is a way of
life for thousands, and if we supporters wish to remain true to the humble
roots from which Hibernian sprang, we should from time to time pause and
consider whether we move under our own direction or at the bidding of forces we
did not originate and cannot control.
The social background of Hibernian and early years of
Hibernian Football Club should be remembered positively, as something to be
treasured and as inspiration for the future. The making of Hibernian has been
brave, colourful and romantic.’ (Lugton, 1999).
January, 2003
Reference:
Roadrunner once...Roadrunner twice
Ivan Sproule! The name on every Hibee’s lips of late. The
young Ulsterman is currently cutting a swathe through every defence that
trembles in his way to goal, and what excitement he is creating for the Hibs
support!

The twenty-four year old former engineer, presently staking
a late claim for first-class football with the Hibs is the talk of the SPL and
out with it seems so let’s take a look at this emergent talent and examine if
there is a likelihood of longevity of his recent exploits.
There have been many players in the game previously with
huge pace and not a little trickery combined that have come along and taken a
club and its league by storm and Ivan Sproule is but the latest in a long line
of such players. Please make no mistake however, that is not to denigrate the
young Irishman’s fine achievements over the past few weeks. Suddenly after only
four recent games as a substitute it appears that Ivan’s fledgling professional
career is about to explode into outer space – beware however, there are several
precedents for failure.
Of course it might be said that previous similar players who
have fallen by the wayside might partly be due to the huge expectancy placed
upon the shoulders of every footballer of this kind. It becomes almost a right
of the crowd that every time the ball reaches such a player’s fast feet that
fireworks should occur.
I sometimes muse that the game’s defenders aren’t given
their rightful credit at times. How many times have we seen a young ‘wonder
boy’ to coin the old phrase, have an amazing initial season only to be found
out and worked out by the defenders that now have the experience of dealing
with this not-quite-so-new threat? Yes defenders do actually talk to each other
at times despite contrary opinion, they chat about which way a player tends to
move, whether he has a right foot roll, his pet tricks and all. It’s their job,
it pays their mortgage.
Reading this you may suppose I’m putting rather a dampener
on Ivan’s recent crusade to entertain the Hibernian faithful and what’s more
make a name for himself. Not so. This boy by all accounts has something
special, he has blinding pace and we all know that the modern game revolves
around that quality. Speed disorientates in sport. Sometimes we see a
footballer or other sportsman deceive the opposition but at a pace that the
defender has time to recover. The same trickery performed at pace however can
be murderous and extremely incisive.
From the little footage I have been able to observe of Ivan
Sproule he also possesses an even more unique skill than the one to run like
the wind, that of direct running, now this IS a rare commodity in today’s game
and for me will be, if anything the pivotal ability that projects Ivan into a
hugely successful career. We think back to players the likes of Paul Gascoigne
and in my own case, Stan Collymore who I had the pleasure of watching a few
times. These players were dynamic for many reasons but the primary one was that
they ran straight at defenders. Try and find a defender that enjoys being
tested in this way – they’re rare indeed. What’s more it’s terrific for us fans
to watch, opening up the game and dictating the tempo the way it does. Note
again however the two temperamental individuals concerned here. A psychologist’s
dream some might be tempted to say.

Ivan in typical pose!
The next stage for the young forward will be in actually
establishing himself in the first team! In all the excitement perhaps some of
us are forgetting that his recent deeds have all been as a substitute. Sometimes
it’s difficult for a substitute to come on to the field and contribute
meaningfully during the hurly-burly of the game, at other times the stage is
set for a Sproule to dictate the outcome – just as he did so devastatingly at
Ibrox. I’m sure the issue of a regular peg in the first team dressing room is
the only one in Ivan Sproule’s mind at the moment, encouraged by manager Tony
Mowbray.
Time will tell if Ivan Sproule will be a five-minute wonder.
My considered opinion is that he will succeed. For one reason he has a hunger
for the game, he plays as though he’s in the last chance saloon to impress,
perhaps indeed he is. In the meanwhile Hibernian will reap the benefit.
I’m sure there was something about Joe that
transcended pure hero-worship though, judging by the effect he had on football
supporters whoever had the blessing to call him the centre-forward of their
team. Who can forget the homage paid to him back in
Much has been lovingly written about Joe, not least
in the Mass Hibsteria fanzine and on this website. For an anecdotal history and
a full account of his many achievements, please note the references at the foot
of the page to two excellent articles.
My aim here is not to compete with those excellent
words but to offer a different and personal slant on the Joe Baker story, for
this man wove through my younger days, seemingly inextricably.

Denis Law inspects Joe’s face after his
recuperation
from their infamous car accident in
As a youngster living in
The football fans from the red side of
By my calculations it’s around thirty-eight years
since Joe wowed the big, City Ground crowds with his surging forward play, how
many players do you know with that kind of longevity of popularity – especially
as Joe played for
Shortly after Joe died I met a friend, a friend who
is a
Those schoolboy images of him remain extremely
vivid to me, the equal or more than any other player I can think of. I still
see the low through ball hit between two defenders and Joe in a blur or acceleration
racing onto the pass leaving his markers yards behind. Not only did he have
blinding pace but the quickness of thought that made him almost unstoppable at
times. Another strong image is of him turning a defender and shooting
explosively with either foot equally. Add strong aerial ability, superb close
control, and agility around the box and one has the master centre-forward which
is what Joe was.

The dynamic Baker crashes in another goal
in the red shirt of
How pleased was I when he re-signed for the Hibees,
passing by an unhappy period of injury at
My one last poignant memory of Joe and me was after
the news of his death. I received a message at home on the lunchtime before
Hibs’ next game in which he would be honoured before the kick-off. The message
simply asked me if I’d like to be a part of the minute’s silence for Joe which
was going to happen at Easter Road and to stay by my mobile phone.
That afternoon shortly before
As I sat there in silence looking at the autumn sun
glistening through the trees with just a pair of horses for company in the
nearby field, I remembered what Joe had meant to me as a boy. I think Joe would
have appreciated his one last day in the sun too – in the green fields of
Nottinghamshire.
Stu

The Baker Boy: Joe’s Story
http://www.masshibsteria.com/index.php?option=news&task=viewarticle&sid=68
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The chirpy ode to former Tottenham Hotspurs' stalwart Cyril Knowles is hardly alone in the cringe stakes, we all know of a whole catalogue of bad football songs, indeed there are very few 'good' ones.
It's important that we establish a distinction
here straight away as the author enjoys nothing better than a rousing
good chorus of' Glory Glory To The Hibees' at the appropriate time,
(i.e., in the day or at night, but no it's not the joyous coming
together of a group of like minded supporters I talk of here, but
rather the sad collection of dubious collaborations between groups of
highly paid professional footballers and oft 'celebrity' fans to record
a platter for the mass's consumption.
Perhaps
the first football song that I ever heard as a youngster still makes me
want to kill myself. The song was called 'World Cup Willie' and
celebrated the English mascot when England won the World Cup by
accident. Willie was kind of a lion in football shorts and used to
prance about on the pitch rather like the idiotic jig that Nobby Stiles
did after the '66 final. I'm not bitter honestly.
![]() Nobby Stiles, the
1966 World Cup mascot
To
be fair England's follow up song for the wonderful 1970's World Cup
Finals in Mexico was a good effort. 'Back Home' whilst suffering from
the lack of vocal dexterity by the England squad was a cheery enough
ditty and a catchy song with stickability. A shame for England that
Peter Bonetti in the England goal didn't have that last quality. Gordon
Banks' shirt on a coat hanger would have been more use during those
finals.
Another that sticks in the mind (if not the craw - dictionary definition: to cause one to feel abiding discontent and resentment) was the Leeds United song.
"And we play all the way for Leeds United
Elland Road is the only place for us
With heart and soul for the goal that's clearly sighted We're out to toast each other from that silver cup" Sung in a deep Yorkshire accent, 'Leeds Yew-nah-ted' this always mystified me as most of their best players were Scottish. Causing
less chagrin by far was a song by a Mr. Don Fardon. It was entitled
'Belfast Boy' and no prizes for guessing it was about George Best in
the days when he was slumming it, winning the European Cup and the
European Player of the Year award at Manchester United before his
fledgling career really took off at Hibs. The song which was recorded
especially for a TV documentary about George reached number 32 in the
charts and some of the lyrics included this gem:
"You won't have long in the limelight; no you won't have many days. What did Don Fardon know that Hibs chairman Tom Hart didn't? Answers on a twenty pound note please.
![]() "If I can just get past these next
four defenders Mather's Bar will be open soon". One
football song that I found truly despicable was the Baddiel and Skinner
effort with the Lightening Seeds, 'Three Lions'. To hear Baddiel's
"voice" groaning on about "thirty years of hurt" turned my
stomach and still does if I have the misfortune of hearing it. What on
earth was Ian Broudie of the Seeds thinking of getting caught up in
that one? From a similar era the Fat Les ditty 'Vindaloo' was a blight
on the career of that fine actor, Keith Allen. It certainly owned the
full stereophonic/moronic sound required for full sales of this type of
song however.
I cannot finish the piece without
mentioning an effort made for the Scottish national team and Rod
Stewart's wallet though. Ole Ola by Rod was an absolute corker of the
genus. Witness these lyrics, Lennon and McCartney eat your heart out.
"When the blue shirts run out in Argentina
Our hearts will be beating like a drum
And your nerves are so shattered you can't take it
Automatically you reach out for the rum. "Ole ola, Ole ola We're gonna bring that World Cup back from over there"
I
recall in the first week of the Argentina '78 World Cup there was a
violent gunshot incident in a bar that Stewarty was in where Rod had to
hide under the table. The press at the time blamed it on a robbery if I
recall, but those of who had heard Ole Ola new the real reason.
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Peter Barr Cormack –
Rock and Roll Footballer!
An unusual title you might say but allow
me to explain as all will be revealed!
Like the aforementioned Joe, I had the
great pleasure of watching Peter play both with Hibernian and
Peter was one of those players that
represented a certain era for me personally – along with George Best and a
select few he seemed to be part of a vanguard of young footballers who were
part of the generation that I looked up to. Georgie Best had just been crowned
‘El Beatle’ after his exploits in the European Cup, and seemed a lifetime away
from men like Bobby Charlton and the old guard. There was an awful lot
happening in society at this time – The Beatles had grown their hair long and
were taking drugs for one thing! ‘Flower power’ had been all around and young
people were seeking the route back to

Liver Pete
Cormack in the
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The
below is from an early season questionnaire by Colin Illingworth of
www.squarefootball.net in August 2005, asking fans of Aberdeen, Celtic,
Hibernian, Hearts and Rangers about the prospect of the Old Firm being
separated for the first time in ten years and whether this could be the
year that a team outside the Old Firm could win the SPL title for the
first time since Aberdeen 20 years ago. Printed here are my answers to Colin’s questions from that time. Interesting to note perhaps as we approach February, how things are comparing. I had begun to believe of late that maybe the stranglehold may be coming to an end. Are we however heading inexorably towards the usual stalemate of a Celtic-Rangers one-two? You decide. Colin’s full article, including other supporter’s views can be found at this link: http://www.squarefootball.net/article/article.asp?aid=2330
(From Mass Hibsteria, Monday, 23 January 2006)
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Tick-Tock - Hibs Still in the Dock?

Hibs and Hearts United
Sometimes fate can play the strangest of hands. Today was to be a fairly normal Thursday for me, the only difference was that I wasn’t to be working today but rather had suggested a walk with a friend through some of the villages by the River Trent here in Nottinghamshire.
What has that to do with the
leading lights of
During the country walk, as is
the custom on these occasions, there was need for a libation. Not by good
fortune but by good planning, a beautiful old public house named ‘The Reindeer’
at Hoveringham village had been planned at a point through the amble in order
to fulfil this most welcome of desires.

Hoveringham, Notts
As I made my way into the ancient
bar and met the blazing log fire, a senior couple asked where the lounge might
be. I directed them through to the cosy little bar, complete with original
beams and extensive view out to a midwintered cricket pitch aloof in its frigid
silence and bereft of the summer sounds of willow on leather. Thinking little
about the brief encounter I sat with my walking friend and chatted over a
couple of pints of excellent Czech lager – perhaps not strictly in keeping with
this old English environment, but certainly one modernisation that sat well
with my sensibilities.

It was not until donning our warm
winter coats to hit that first blast of winter fresh, air laced with the most
welcome yet unseasonable bright sunshine outside, that the few words spoken to
the gentleman earlier took another fascinating turn. Leaving The Reindeer Inn,
I noted on a small table by the doorway, a single copy of that days edition of The
“AT
LAST! A WORLD CUP CAP FOR REDS HERO IMLACH!”
The
headline referred to FA Cup winner’s medal holder, the late Stewart Imlach,
Mass
Hibsteria has for some time now known about the unjust situation where Stewart
and many other former

Watch and listen to the story of Stewart Imlach
– The man known as “The Rabbit” by the
due to his dazzling speed,

The Famous Five
Smith, Johnstone,
Reilly, Turnbull and Ormond.
Rolls off the tongue
doesn’t it?
We all are able to wax lyrical about our own team’s heroes. I’m no different when I get to thinking about Joe Baker, Peter Cormack and other personal Hibs idols of mine from the past. There is something different however when you see an old-time opposition supporter glowing about the days when he used to watch your team.
As he spoke the years rolled away
as if they never happened. My new acquaintance
Something I had forgotten about
was Gordon Smith’s innovatory ways for the time. Norrie explained that if the
surface of the pitch didn’t suit his footwear, the great man would change into
a pair of baseball boots at half-time, so that he may continue to display his
dazzling footwork.

Gordon in relaxed
mood on the sands
in his favoured
Norrie loved watching The Famous Five. He explained that his own team were good enough but relatively uninteresting compared to the space-age football on display at Easter Road in that era. No shame on Heart of Midlothian this as surely Hibernian in full flow must have been some spectacle in those days.
It was time to go, the wind was
blowing its chilly February blast outside The Reindeer, but my heart was hugely
warmed by this man. He made me understand and realise once again that this
really is only a game. That he harkened back to a more simple time when we all
understood that, was not lost on me. Given a choice in thinking and talking
about Bosman rulings, share issues, pre-contracts and all the rest of the
modern paraphernalia of the great game or alternatively talking to a man like
Norrie about Gordon Smith there is simply no contest. We parted on a warm
handshake but not before we talked of our respective teams and their resurgences
and were happy to agree how wonderful that was to see. “
During the course of our
conversation, Norrie asked me about the Mass Hibsteria website. He told me he would look out
for it and pay a visit. I sincerely hope he does and I’m sure he will be
assured a warm welcome.
Over to you Norrie...
Stu
(From Mass Hibsteria, Thursday 11th February 2006)










Most people reading these words will know all about the ‘Master Manager’, Brian Clough and his association with the football world in the city of Nottingham but fewer will appreciate the other ‘master’ who operated a short distance away across the River Trent in the East Midlands city, Jimmy Sirrel.
Jimmy managed the terminally less fashionable Trentside club, Notts. County for many years over two stays. Fondly remembered for taking the old club from the basement of English football through three promotions into the top-flight, Jimmy is deservedly commemorated at his old
A friend and I were fortunate enough to briefly meet the little Glaswegian some months ago when he left a big impression on us. So much so in fact that Barbara and I had made an issue about our meeting him again some time. Many a Friday morning we’d meet up for a country walk hoping to bump into him in the same place afterwards for a more prolonged chat at the same pub. It became a bit of an in-joke joke actually as every week we wondered if it would be ‘the week’ when we finally saw him again. Barbara even began writing a book for her creative writing classes and called it ‘Looking for Jimmy Sirrel’.
As we came to the end our latest riverside walk on a Friday lunchtime we headed for the familiar Cross Keys pub in the pretty
Jimmy still retains an impish sense of humour and keen knowledge of the game though now an impressive slim and sturdy eighty-four years old. When one talks to him he comes across very much as a working class man and in particular a football man – one with the game running strongly in his blood even still. Barbara commented afterwards that the Scottish link between he and I helped the conversation along too! What followed left me feeling quite honoured that I’d been able to spend some quality time with this man.
I began talking to him about a recent interview he’d participated in for a local magazine and I dared to venture that he saw football as very much a simple game? His answer was hardly the one I’d expected as he maintained that it was ‘far more complicated than that’ and how on earth would players come to be internationals if it was such a simple matter! I asked him what it was he looked for in a player when he was scouting for new blood for his teams. What followed was a story using Gordon Strachan as an example, and how he had trailed him for
Jimmy played on the right wing for Celtic in the days leading up to the Famous Five during the 1940s’. He did say what a wonderful and flowing forward line they were, so good to watch. He mentioned his direct opponent, Hibs left back of the time as being a right hard little ****er! A friend’s research tells me that this opponent was probably Hugh Howie who gave service to the
During the conversation Jimmy had mentioned his friend ‘Alex’, and that this friend was away in Europe at the moment but that he was hoping to see him soon for their traditional annual break in
.
We next chatted about some of the players he had handled and the subject of former Scottish internationalist, Don Masson came up at my instigation – one of my favourite players and Jimmy’s long-time captain at Notts. I said I’d heard what a difficult character he could be and Jimmy said that he was always agreeable with him but that some times he had to pull ‘The Don’ up about the way he spoke to other players. Masson – never a man to suffer fools gladly would apparently become very frustrated that his teammates couldn’t live up to his own extremely high standards. Jimmy also related an amusing tale about when Masson was transferred to QPR just before his international career began.
Apparently Jimmy and Don travelled down on the train to
Being a man from a different generation reared its head a time or two. Jimmy talked fondly of his now deceased former player Pedro Richards – a fine defender for
There were other more comical tales from
Still on the subject of Notts he talked fondly of the club’s trips abroad in the close season during the 1970s’. One in particular to
Revisiting Jimmy’s youth in the 1930’s and 1940s’ proved a fascinating conversation. We talked of the razor gangs and ‘malky’s’ in
Jimmy went to sea in the war years and came back to begin his professional football career. He was actually offered contracts by Celtic, Rangers and Arsenal. He told of his train journey to

Pausing for a moment, the great man insisted he brought us a couple of pictures to view that he happened to have in his car. Most striking was the one of him and a very young Brian Clough,
We broached the modern game and Jimmy had some amusing insights to offer. He claimed that the sight of managers prancing about on the sidelines shouting to players on the pitch was a load of contrived nonsense for the sake of the TV cameras (only he didn’t say ‘contrived nonsense’!) He claimed that when out there, probably the only player he might be able to make himself heard to was his near-side winger - if he was lucky. He added that he thought many modern-day managers were just ‘actors’, with ill-disguised scorn at their antics.
Towards the end of our conversation which lasted fully two hours we got talking about the great Scottish wing half, Dave Mackay who also lives locally and who Jimmy had known for many years. I ventured he was one of the very greatest men to wear our proud Dark Blue of Scotland. (I had to keep remembering when talking about football that I know nothing really whilst this man knew the game inside out!) Jimmy agreed that ‘David’ was a great player but also a ‘vicious bastard’!
I popped into the pub before we said our goodbyes to Jimmy. There was another familiar-sounding Scottish accent greeting me in there ‘lovely day out there eh’… Yes it was Dave Mackay! What a surreal moment.
The final thought I had about this conversation was of how Jimmy saw footballers. It perhaps IS a simple game in some respects. According to him ‘all you need for a good team is the best players’ – it’s as simple as that. If he could afford a player who was better in a certain position on his team than the one he already had he said then he would go and get him. He thought little of 4-4-2, 3-5-2 and all. All you need is the best players. I came away from this lovely afternoon understanding that I had just been blessed with the company of one of its best managers. A private audience with one of the men I admire most in football. Now that memory will live with me forever.
The legend - Jimmy Sirrel.
