Stowe

You don't exist. The world as you know it does not exist. Everything around us is a figment of our imaginations.

There are 3 lines of existence:

------------------------------------  line of existence

------------------------------------- line of nonexistence (you are here)

------------------------------------- line of negative existence (Reyes is here)

The only thing that actually lives on the line of existence is THE CUP. Every day, the cup is crushed out of existence and is reborn tomorrow. We too, must free ourselves from the line of nonexistence and achieve NIRVANA, which is the state of not needing to exist. Confused? Good.

These are the "rules" of the band. They apply to Phil, Matt, and Reyes only.

1. If one of the three mentioned above says something stupid, the other two get to hit him on the back of the head. (They have 45 seconds to do so)

2. If one of the members says something really stupid, the other two have 45 seconds to hit him harder.

3. If one of the band members says three stupid things in 45 seconds, the others have 24 hours to hit him.

4. If two of the band members say something stupid at the same time, they cancel each other out and have 45 seconds to hit the other person

5. If two of the members say three stupid things within 45 seconds of each other, they have 24 hours to hit the other person.

6. The band members must try and rhino each other at least once a day.

7. The band members must try to get the roadie drunk at least once a week so we can steal his soul. (This we actually don't do)

(Note from Steph):  "Don't ask me, I just exist."