This is Ellie and Steffi. Ellie is American.  Steffi is German.  Ellie did not vote for Bush.  Steffi is not a Nazi. Ellie is 18. Steffi is 17.  We're sisters.  We were separted at a very young age.  The language barrier was a problem at first, but since Ellie's dense Steffi had to learn English.

We love...no, steffi says we don't LOVE them....Freefaller and the Noise Next Door....no, Steffi says the Noise Next Door are crap...but we both still want the lyrics to "Do this, do that" and "Calendar Girl". Don't ask why.  We won't tell you....wait, steffi says we don't know! Shoot!  I told her I was too thick to be trusted to write this!!

We live in England. It's nice here.  Rain is a bit of a drag.  Don't like rain.  Or wind.  Wind makes the power go out.  Or snow!  Snow does that too.  Steffi was washing her face this morning at 6:30 when the power went out.  She was very afraid.  She nearly stepped on the cat...but she does that a lot...Poor Blue (Steffi wanted me to make sure that I clarified that the cat's name is Blue...'Poor Blue' isn't just some American phrase of mine...)

Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum, that's christmas tree in German...

Ohh! Hiya Yamile!!  Yamile's our other sister.  She lives in Mexico...

And then there's Louis from China....Helga from Canada...Ozzie from America (but he voted for Bush, so we make fun of him)...Shiho from Japan...Lauren from America (but she's from Texas...and likes Bush. Unfortunately), then there's Daniel from America (I think he likes Bush too...but he's a weenie who won't respond to my emails...twat)...and Roberto and Soraya in Mexico...Christian from Germany...

We have a very large extended family...

Our father was a man-whore who liked to travel....a lot.  

We just happened to all travel to England this semester...and just think, these are the only ones we KNOW about.

Did we mention that our father was a man-whore?

We like the music channels B4, The Vault, and Chart Show TV...mainly because TV at night here SUCKS.  We sing along. Neither of us can sing.  We scare Blue...that's the cat, remember?

Steffi thinks Gary from Freefaller is cute.  Ellie has declared her undying love for Dean...yes, we need lives...but c'mon, that "do this, do that" song is fucking awesome.  ((and Ellie is a sucker for a guy with a guitar))

We also like to talk about ourselves...all the time...but it's our fucking website, so piss off!  ((we like to pretend that someone other than us might actually read this, so we're sorry if that offended you, Loyal Reader.))

Ellie talks a lot...but she talks fast...really fast...Yamile could never understand her... Steffi talks a lot too, but she doesn't talk as much shit as Ellie.  Ellie babbles...((Steffi:"oh you really do!  GOD!   OH!  I mean, I like it! Really..."))

Movie ('while you were sleeping', if you care):  Do I like Jello?

Steffi:  Do you think I'd like Jello? [there's no Jello in Germany ]

Ellie: Well, most people do. I mean, there's the occasional person who doesn't.  I mean, it's really really good and there's all these different colours and flavours...Blue [not the cat this time!], yellow, green, orange, red, pink, you know!  But there's always one who doesn't like it.

Steffi:  I think I would like Jello.

Ellie:  Of course!  EVERYBODY loves Jello!

(on the subject of Aladin) Steffi:  I like the Genie...what was his name?

Ellie:  Genie.

(on the subject of romance novels) Steffi:  What's a maidenhead?

Ellie:  Err...it's...um...*turns red*...that...thing...that um...breaks...on the first time...?

Steffi:  OH!  I thought it was a piece of jewelry!

Ellie: I'm going to name a cat Steffi someday...

Steffi: Aw!  That's cute!  And I will visit you!

Ellie: And she'll be like "Hallo tante (aunt in German) Steffi!"

Steffi: She can't talk.

Ellie:  What?

Steffi: She can't talk.

Ellie:  Why?

Steffi:  Ellie it's a CAT.  It can't speak.

Ellie:  Oh yeah! It's a CAT!

Steffi: You're my Angel, Ellie.

Ellie:  You don't believe in God.

Steffi: So?

Ellie:  So you can't have angels.  You have to call them something different.

Steffi:  Ok....you're my horse!

I suppose we've scared you enough for now.  Isn't Ellie dense?

and on that note, goodbye!