Life's a Drag:
Is this what im waiting for?/Well it seems like a bore/Is this what they call life?/Theres too much cruelity/And hating is all i see/Theres gotta be more, am I right?/Kindness has gone down the drain/Id ask if u feel the same/But they've brainwashed your mind/No use for education,/Living in this modern nation./You make more money when you don't try.
And it's all the same in school/Your no one unless you're cool/And being no ones becomes a pain./All the jocks get the chiks/The girls like all the pricks/And why do people think i'm gay?/It's hell sitting thru this class/Watching my entire life pass/Will someone get me outta this place/It's all kinda lame and boring/Like a never-ending story/I guess all that I can do is pray
Highschool blows/And everything sux/This worlds a joke/And we're outta luck/My friends think im gay/And too immature/Whats left to say/But you're moms a whore.
Alone:
So here I am/Waiting for your next words/Never stopping to think/That it could be my turn/Im too scared to make a move/Ill probably mess up/I dont wanna take that chance cuz i got bad luck./So here i am/sitting at home/just wondering/if you're alone/and im praying that/you think of me/ the way you say you do/in my dreams/i see your face/on my bedroom wall/i see your face/in the bathroom stall/i wanna talk to you/but lose the nerve /i wanna be with you/im such a nerd.
I cant stop thinking about you/There's just nothing else to do/Now is this all a waste?/Yeah and it's been fun/When will this game be done?/Do you feel the same.
I lose my train of thought/When i'm around you?I get all nervous inside/I forget what to do/I think you're so amazing/and i want you to see/That there's no one else like you/You're the one for me.
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So here I am alone/Sitting in my room/I slowly pull down my pants/To think of you...
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The Breeze:
It was a sunny day/Nothing much to do but play/Hackesack outside/As i watched the time go by/Stepped in a pile of poo/When by a pole to whipe my shoe/Heard footsteps from behind/I felt a chill run up my spine.
I felt a sudden breeze/I guess I was to blind to see...I got pantsed!
I heard all the kids laugh/As they all made fun and stared at my ass/Whoever did this is sick/OMG i think they saw my dick/I tried to pull up my pants/But it seems i could not move my hands/My girlfriend saw all of it/We never talked after the incident.
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Oh how i wanted to cry/Oh how i wanted to break down and die...I got pantsed!
Another Day:
I thought for a while/As i watched your smile/Gleaming thru the crouded hallway/I tried to build courage/As i searched for the words/To tell you that you make my day/I wanna be with you/But it'll all fall tru/Cuz you probably think i'm gay/I cant ask you out/Cuz i'm all full of doubt/And in the end you'll say no way/Cuz in the end it's just another day.
How can i make you fall in love with me?/How can i make you care?/How can i make you notice me everyday?/Are you wearing underwear?
I'm not really the best/At much in this test/This test that we call life/I'm not really a bore/And i'm not all that sure/On everything thats right/All i think of is you/Thats simply the truth/Your the reason i'm up at night/Yeah your the bomb/Yeah your the one.That lately cant get outta my site/Cuz i cant get you outta my mind.
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Hear My Cry:
I was spending everyday hanging out with my friends/Unfortunatley those happy times will end/The sad thing 'bout life is we die/Too bad my time, it's coming soon
Got really sick back in 94, find out i had cancer...
It wasnt my fault that i got this disease/But now i felt, i sunk down to my knees/Normal people die happily in their 90's/But for me it's sadly in my teens.
I try to look on the positive side/But then darkness settles in, and i run to hide/I go inside, away from it all/It's so sad, can't even go to the mall/
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For me life sucks, so when you're down/Listen to my cry, and turn around that frown/Cuz you might think that your lifes sucks, but just look at mine/But atleast I try to make it the very best/Sorry now i have to take that long rest...
It's not my fault:
I like so many god damn girls/But how comeeverytime i talk to them they hurl/It's not my fault god made me this way/But it's my moms that i'm retarted and gay.
All i want is for people to like me/My penis is bent, and so unlike me/Why do people call me gay/They think it's true, nuttin more to say.
It's not my fault that you're better than me/That you have those girls, cars, and money/It's not my fault I always have to pee/I just cant control my little winky.
There's more to me, why can't you see/Why cant you stop and find whats inside of me/Please look past all the fart jokes and gay humor/On my testacle, there is a giant tumor.
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The Boner Dance:
It started out like any normal day/It wasn't that odd, i have to say/I went to classes, walking the halls/I went to classes, scratching my balls/I sat thru boring as hell lessons/Hearing things that wont concern my profession/I was staring at the clock for the day to end/Then suddenly a hot girl walked in.
Oh, this girl has such a nice ass/Damn, the teacher called me to the front of the class/The class just saw whats happing in my pants/Oh well, I'll just do the boner dance....
They all made jokes and laughed at me/All because i had an erect pee pee/I ran out of the classroom crying hysterically/They saw my penis and how it's bent terribly.
Oh, I hope my pants dont fall/Cuz then everyone will see my balls/I spoke too soon, i just got pantsed/Oh well, i'll just do the boner dance...
Girl of My Dreams:
Oh no there goes the hottest girl in school/Why does she talk to me, why does she think i'm cool?/She could have any guy she wants/ but she's alone/I dont know why she does these things/She has nice clothes and diamond rings/Shes really rich, i'm really poor/It doesn't matter cuz shes the girl, the girl of my dreams.
Shes better than me/What does she see in me?/Any guy she wants, but she chooses me/Why can't i see what she likes about me/I dont know why but shes the girl, the girl of my dreams.
Some people wonder why, but then so do I/They wonder why shes likes me, why the hell does she like me?/I can't think of a reason, oh well/If you wanna make fun of me, f*** off and just go to hell/But atleast i have the girl, the girl of my dreams.
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Here comes the rain:
I'm all confused/I'm all torn up/I think i'm lost/I think too much/I never meant/That much to her/Now we're thru/Its all a blur/I wanna go on/But can't forget/Why does it get/Me so upset/You were nothing great/You were nothing new/But yet my minds/Still set on you.
And when I go to bed/I think about her/And when I rise my head/Can't help but be hurt/And when I go online/I see her screen name/And no I don't feel fine/Here comes the rain.
And even tho/It's over now/You're still here/Can't forget about/The times we had/The times we shared/But now I wonder if/You ever cared.
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The Advenures of Mr. Mystery and His Shlong:
I know this one guy/Hes gay and diseased/Girls think hes fly/ Cuz his hairs down to his knees/He looks like an ape/And smells like one too/He likes to wear yamakas/ and pretends hes a jew.
All you can see is his nose/No more of his face/He sits on his ass all day/And Jasterfaytes.
He tries to be goth/and dresses in black/he should pull up his pants/cuz i can see his crack/His sister can tell you/hes worn her thongs/He sits around all day/and tickles his ding-dong.
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From behind he looks like a chick/I doubt he even has a dick/I dont think he'll ever score/unless its with a two-cent whore.
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Today:
Life flowed differently Today/In some unordinary way/Everyone was wearing brand new shoes/Everything was good on the evening news/The sun seemed brighter than before/I didn't have to lock the door/Everyone i passed flashed me a smile/There was no such thing as being out of style.
Fast times speeding down Dead End drive/As another one waves goodbye/This is the end, the last caress/Did we know this day would come/Were we really all that dumb/No day could get better than this...Today...
All the figting stopped Today/Everyone was the same race/There was no traffic on the roads/Video games came with their codes.
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Today wasn't really all that bad/And Today is all we'll ever have/Today will be the best, Today will be the last/Today...I'll live for Today...
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Untitled:
I'm really important/ i go to school/ i get good grades/ and i think i'm cool/ i'm in all the clubs/ and AP classes/ I have shiney braces/ and big ass glasses/ i'm looking foward to/ applying to a good college/ unfortunately i'll never need/ this bullshit knowledge
Will somebody tell me why we're all here/ please tell me quickly, the future is near
Who's this dick/ infront of the class/ he's making himself/ look like an ass/ everyone's acting like robots/ doing as they're told/ they're taking down notes/ and they're being controlled
Will somebody tell me why we're all here/ please tell me quickly, the future is near/ sitting hear waiting patiently in class/ being sucked in to this educational mass
We get punished for nothing at all/ detention slips and house calls/ no one is gonna tell me what to do/ and if you try i'll say F**K YOU!!!
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So sorry you have to go through/ Everything that we had to do...
Teenage Generation:
All across America/a race lives in hysteria/the generation of our time./corrupt by society/and thats unholy/but nobody seems to mind./A smell in the atmospere/making the future greatly feared/And of the panic, people hate./from all of this, were spawned/from burnt out dads and careless mom/how much more can we take?
So turn out your lights..were coming tonight...
So roll your dice and play your games/Point your fingers cuz youre to blame/A teenage army that wont devide/So buckle up cuz youre in for a ride.
Look at all the broken homes/and where did all the smiles go?/Why is happiness so lame?/they blame music industry/Beavis and butthead and TV/every adult is the same/Smoking pot and alcohol/at the park and at the mall/were supposed to be home studying/Well schools a joke and the governments wrong/and all we have are bands and songs/Thats something they wont take away
The creatures bred from war..are coming back for more...
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