Aaron followed his boring routine and left for school thirty minutes late, which the nuns insisted was a sin each time he did it.

            When Aaron finally got to school (he was forty-five minutes late by this time) which was very boring or at least he thought, the nuns were already teaching with a bible in one hand and a ruler in the other, sparks flying from their mouths with every word.  The nuns kept right on teaching as if they didn’t notice he had ever entered the room.

            After seven minutes of long boring teaching (or at least he thought) one of the nuns finally noticed Aaron.  She started to speak in that very deep (satanic) voice he knew too well.

            Aaron knew what was to come.  He would get lectured and get whacked by the ruler of DOOM.  And on top of it all he would have to do penance until the nuns said his evil sin was paid for.(As if getting whacked by the ruler of DOOM wasn’t enough punishment.)

            “May the power of Christ compel you to come to school on time.”, said the nun, “You’ll have to do penance once again boy.”

            So for the next two hours Aaron was forced to say, “Hail Mary” without stopping.

            By the time Aaron’s evil sin was atoned for it was already nap time.  So the nuns used their magic powers to lull Aaron and the other students to sleep.  It was time for the nuns to play Diablo II on BattleNet followed by a rousing game of StarCraft: The Broodwar until the effect of their magic wore off from the children.

3 hours after naps began...

            It was lunchtime so the students were shackled and then marched into the dungeon-like cafeteria (school cafeteria).  For lunch today it was P.M.S. (Pagan Monk Soup).  So the students were poured a bowl of the slimy P.M.S., a foul concoction that makes the groul look appetizing.                     

            The students were forced to eat in silence otherwise they would have to observe a ritual fast for the next week.  So of course Aaron yelled out in Latin saying, “El othas est meitas.”, which means, “My honor is my life.”  Then so his punishment would not be in vain he shouted, “Carpe diem.” , which means, “Cease the day.”

            So of course his punishment would come.  Today’s punishment was for him to be put in complete isolation.  The isolation room today had blackboards with scripture written on them.  There were no windows or doors but there was one piece of chalk left in the isolation room.

            Aaron knew what was happening and as a result he also knew what to do.  He took the chalk in hand and snapped it in two.  He put the chalk back together and because 1/2 + 1/2 = a hole, Aaron left the room. 

Immediately, Aaron found himself in the library which consisted of one book (the Holy Bible).  There were 666 of them, one for each student.  Aaron searched the library for a copy of the apocryphal book of II Esdras which was filled with stories about the end times.  As Aaron searched he absentmindedly ran straight into a nun.

            The nun dragged him to a bus because it was field trip day.  They were going to see how P.M.S. was made.  As they boarded the bus (which was filled with penguin-like nuns) Aaron noticed that the bus could fit all 666 students along with the penguins (teachers).  As Aaron marched down the aisle he looked to the wall to see his shadow which resembled a devilish-like figure with horns and hairy goat legs.

            All of a sudden the bus exploded with a BOOM that resounded through the whole city.  Instead of P.M.S. it was nun soup...