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Well Ladies and Germs, I have just had the distinct pleasure of reading an as-yet to be released novel from Stan. I won't give the name, whereas he has yet to name it, but let's just say that the content is so good, that you won't care if he names it "Eat Shit and Die". 

It is perfect reflection of our times, paranoia, deceit, murder, blood, gore, mayhem, mass panic attacks.....and through it all stand two determined souls searching for the truth. They fight their way through the political bullshit and general hysteria to find the root of the problem facing the planet....and they do it with wit, sarcasm, strength, love, courage, determination, empathy, and balls the size of watermelons. Smells like a Hollywood tear jerker to me. But under it all, a sense of bitterness and hopelessness prevails. You almost get the sense from the characters that they know what they are doing will save mankind, but is it really worth it? After all, they're the ones that put the planet in a position that it needed to be saved in the first place. Why hope for a better future when all we'll do is fuck it up anyway?

All in all, it is the BEST book of Stan's I have read to date. That man has a warped genius that defies even that King guy from Maine. And he didn't have to get hit by a van to get it......

I'll let you know when Stan sells the book, and when it hits the shelves. .






 Well folks, he's done it again. Stan's new book hit the shelves as of  September 2003. It is an Outer Limits novel, the first of its kind. It is called "Always Darkest" although the online book stores such as Amazon.com are listing it as "Dark Matters". Don't worry, I have already written them requesting they fix their boo-boo.

 So rush on over to your favorite bookstore, real or virtual, and buy the book already! I guarantee you will NOT be disappointed. And be sure to post a good review, I want to see five stars across the board! If you still aren't convinced that it's worth the effort, scroll on down and read the preview. that oughtta get you hooked.





Upcoming Books and Writings


The next great sci - fi novel to spew forth from our favorite author is an Outer Limits project due for release in September 2003. ( he actually submitted TWO novels for this series)  I have had the rare privilage of getting a sneak peek at said novel, and have posted it below for your perusal. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did, and after reading it, I'm sure you'll agree the wait will definately be worth it...

 

Dark Matters - The Outer Limits     

When I was a kid, my stable, sensible daily world was split open right down to

the roots, like a lightning-blasted tree, when I learned I had a stepbrother from my father's

previous marriage. It was so stunning to think that my father had ever had a wife and a

son whom he had loved, and a life long before my mother and I came into the picture.

He'd had a similar life to the one we all lived, presumably just as happy, for the most part.

It was like ours... but it wasn't ours.

And I suppose that's how the people of earth must have felt when they learned man

was not the only lifeform in the universe, like finding out God had been married before.

SETI protocol was this: First, confirm that the signal is of extra-terrestrial origin.

Second, release this information immediately to the whole world.

We did, but I always wondered if it was a mistake. The number of reported

abductions following our announcement spiked dramatically, until it seemed as if every

other person on the planet had been for a joy-ride aboard the mother ship. I mentioned

to Stefano they might want to think about carpooling.

I was sought out by all the world media for some kind of pithy insight, only

because I was the man in the chair that night and accepted the charges when ET finally

decided to phone home. It would have been better for all of us if the call had ended with

a triumphant "Baba-Booey! Howard Stern rules!"

My entire life was put under a neutron microscope and vivisected, looking for

the slightest sign that I had simply fabricated the entire incident, message and all, for the

fame and notoriety it brought me.

It was a bit of an intoxicant, at first, for the guy who lost by six votes out of ten

for the post of President of Mathemagicians back in high school, who was a sterling

member of the AV Club and knew all of the words to every Monty Python routine, but

that same sudden fame also made me a lightning rod for every nutcase on the west coast --

hell, the whole western hemisphere.

People called my home at all hours of the day or night, not just the media, but the

general public as well, wanting to know all about the message, which had not yet been

deciphered, and also accusing me of withholding information for my own evil ends when I

patiently told them, yet again, I didn't have any idea what the message said.

The calls became threatening, hostile, ominous, finally morphing seamlessly into

death threats for me and my family if I didn't reveal what was encrypted on that tape. I

had our telephone number changed several times, and made private, but it made no

difference, for the calls resumed almost without interruption. I thought I recognized

one of the threatening voices as belonging to the customer service representative who

helped me change my number in the first place. "This call may be monitored or recorded

for quality control," I told her, and she hung up.

I unplugged the phones, but caravans of believers and non-believers camped

outside our home. They followed my family everywhere: to work, to the store, to

school, as if we were about to make some interstellar drop and pick up a few more

alien secrets that we, for our own twisted reasons, refused to let the rest of the world in

on.

"Put like that," I told Sara, "I don't trust us very much, either."

"This isn't some Monty Python joke!" she snapped, pulling the living room

curtains closed against the Woodstock-like scene on our front lawn. I watched them,

standing there or sitting on their cheap, plastic folding lawn furniture, faces turned toward

our house, our window, us, and I thought of the zombies in Night of the Living Dead,

 

descending on the isolated Pennsylvania farm house.

Johnny's got the keys, I thought, but had the rare good sense not to say aloud.

Sara was upset enough.

"These people are -- "

"Lost," I finished for her. "It's a big universe and they've lost their way in it."

"Then let them call frikkin Triple-A," she almost shouted.

"Right now," I said, standing in the darkened living room and pulling back the

thick drape with my index finger; they were still out there, still staring at the curtained

window like expectant theater-goers, waiting for the show to begin; "I'm afraid that's me."

 

The next morning, I sent Sara and Vonnie to stay with her mother, but it did

no good; the believers and non-believers followed them there, and by the next day, my

wife and daughter returned to me.

 

It was on the third morning of the eleventh week that I cracked the code, and I felt

like a fool that it had taken me that long. It wasn't a language at all, but a schematic

buried within the radio wave. A schematic of a portal, and the rough equivalent of a man

-- or something man-shaped -- in the center of the jumpgate. It was painfully obvious

when I put the graphics on my monitor as a 3-D layer, instead of trying to read the many

codes individually.

Once-indecipherable symbols resolved themselves as circuitry, equations, Mu, and

amplitude. It had all been carefuly calibrated to earthly specifications. Our friends in the

far corner of Alpha Centauri -- our stepbrothers -- were taking no chances.

I should have remembered what happened the first time I met my real stepbrother;

he gave me an atomic wedgie, broke my Aurora Glow-in-the-Dark Godzilla model kit,

and kicked the crap out of me. It was no easier on the firstborn, I realized, to know there

was another family out there that had your father when you no longer did. But at least he

was family.

"What is it?" Stefano asked, peering over my shoulder at the computer screen. I

clicked the mouse and rotated the image.

"Doorway," I offered. "Matter transporter, maybe?"

Stefano studied the diagram so long without speaking that I thought he must have

left my work station without a sound, and when he finally did speak, it startled me. "I

don't think so," he muttered to himself.

"Why do you say that?"

He tapped his finger on the screen. "This is designed for receiving, not sending.

It's a one-way jump, whatever it is."

"Again, meaning... what?"

He tugged thoughtfully on his lower lip. "It's the other end of a tunnel," he said.

"Think of this as an interstellar Chunnel, the French and English underground tube

connecting one country with another."

"Okay, but I'd prefer to think of us as the English."

"Francophobe," he admonished.

"True, but in my defense, they revere Jerry Lewis."

"Ah. Say no more."

I studied the diagrams, seeing now what Stefano had already spotted as a potential

design flaw. "What's the power source?"

"Right here," he said, pointing. "Uranium. But that's not the real source of power.

It's just meant to turn on this end of the tunnel. Whatever powers the jumpgate is on the

other side. Their side."

That gave me an uneasy feeling, and I didn't know why, exactly. But the curious

kid in me, the one who had thrilled to every new issue of Scientific American and

Popular Mechanics was more excited than alarmed.

Dumbass.

"Their technology obviously has a power-source we haven't discovered yet -- "

"Then why not include it in their schematics?" Stefano pointed out. "Why not

share it with us?"

"Maybe it's some source of energy we don't even have on the planet."

"What, Dilithium crystals?"

I ignored the alarm bells that were going off in my head, and continued, "Whatever

opens the gate on their end must be incredibly powerful, probably dangerous... black hole

technology... they've found a way to harness wormholes."

"That's what bothers me about this whole thing," Stefano said. I looked up at him,

and saw genuine worry on his face. On Stefano, it was jarringly out of place, as if

someone had decided to belch the National Anthem at the start of a baseball game. "We

don't have that same advantage."

I looked at him, but said nothing.

"Meaning," he said, but he was only stating what we both knew; "that, whatever

comes through that gate is here to stay."

 

Of course Stefano was right, and I suppose the aliens had been shrewd enough to

imagine a Stefano, and find a way around him. Greed, of course. It was simple greed, in

the end. It wasn't quite that old catechism, "For the want of a nail, the kingdom was

lost," but more like, "For the want of a nail that the rest of the world might get instead of

us" that doomed us.

The aliens had likewise beamed the same jumpgate schematics to anyone willing to

lend a sympathetic ear; Japan, Germany, China, Russia, England, even Time Warner/AOL

claimed to have the same information, but so far, only we had actually cracked the code.

But, what one man can learn, another man can also learn, and the thought of another

country receiving the benefits of making first contact was enough to overcome any

reservations voiced by the Stefanos of the world.

The edict to proceed came down straight from the White House.

 

Someone -- Stefano again -- suggested we build the jumpgate away from the

civilian sector in case whatever was waiting to step across the four-plus lightyear threshold

lived in an atmosphere of deadly microbes and viruses. I thought that unlikely, because our

ET pen-pals obviously knew something about humankind, knew we didn't have the kind of

power it would take to create a jumpgate to their planet, which should have made us wonder

how they knew these things. But we were being pressed to finish the gate before the other

world players finished theirs, and we had no time to wonder.

Once we commited to building the gate, it didn't take long for the curious to find

out where we were. The site, in the middle of Fort Bragg's proving grounds, was fenced

and guarded, but the immediate territory surrounding the project was anybody's game. The

circus set up its tents on the perimeter, far enough away to render the NO TRESPASSING!

signs impotent, near enough to be looking over our shoulders.

It was a seller's market just outside the gates: Winnebagoes with bright awnings

unfurled, shading the occupants and the wares they unselfconsciously hawked. Self-

published books with several typos and misspellings, with covers made of a material

somewhere between cardboard and flashpaper. The contents of said book being invariably

one man's -- or woman's; only the gender changed, the story itself was predictably the

same -- encounter with extra-terrestrial visitors, and the message of peace (or doom; this

was about the only point on which the books varied, all depending on the author's world-

view) to their guest. What message? Well, you'll just have to buy the book if you want to

find that out.

Another cottage industry was like a bad mix of sci-fi and tchotchke, oil paintings of

aliens on black velvet. All that was missing was the bad sideburns and petulant sneer and

Hey! Presto! ET Elvis! And now that I think about it, one of the books did mention

something about Elvis being an alien visitor sent to earth to spread love and peace through

his music, but we weren't ready yet, so he was taken back to the stars, to wait patiently

until we were. Thankyuh.

I grudgingly had to admire that inspired cross-polination of conspiracies, and the

man who could sell the book for $24.95 (for just $2 more, the author would sign and

personalize it for you) with a totally straight face.

Another starving artist was selling signed lithographs of otherworldly landscapes

to which his abductors had taken him. The talent behind the paintings was meager, and

the landscapes looked to be mostly of the Grand Canyon, with a couple of moons thrown

into a red sky, and I really think some of the cityscapes were lifted right out of The

Jetsons.

 

T-shirts and caps abounded, the simplest of them bearing the date 7/4/47, the date

of the supposed Roswell crash, to the more obvious message shirts: MY PARENTS

WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND TAKEN TO ALPHA CENTAURI AND ALL I

GOT WAS THIS LOUSY ANAL PROBE, or STAR-CHILD ON BOARD, to iron-on

transfers of aliens. I thought I detected the work of my ETs on black velvet artist here,

but I couldn't prove it.

Rows of videotapes sat in long-boxes, the tapes all shot on home video, usually

the subject being yet another abductee droning flatly on about the experience, the tedium

broken up occasionally by a couple of location shots in the woods or at the lake or on a

city rooftop, the site where the purported contact/abduction occurred. Sometimes the

interviewee would focus the camera on some physical abnormality -- a lump or a scar --

allegedly the place of a subdural implant. Often, the camera would linger on parts of the

body so long as to verge on pornographic.

Audio tapes, CDs, antennae, pointy-ears, Glo-Sticks, even Mom's Famous Out of

This World Chocolate Chip Cookies (I asked Mom about this and she said the aliens were

particularly fond of her Tollhouse cookies) were all for sale here.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

 

I had to drive through the thick of this every day, on my way to the jumpgate site,

and back through it again on my way out. At first, I laughed at these people and

mocked their beliefs, but I slowly came to the realization we were all the walking

wounded, lost, alone, just wanting someone to listen. But then I remembered the

crystal radio set my brother had helped me build when we were kids, and how I would

sit for hours in front of that primitive apparatus, broadcasting messages, waiting for

an answer that seldom came, and if it did, it was usually so static-garbled it was

impossible to tell if the message had been meant for me, or if I had just picked up

a CB signal from some trucker passing through our town on the interstate.

These people weren't so hard to understand, really; after all, I'd been doing the same thing

all my life, until at last I sent a message out into the universe and hoped someone would

listen.

 

It turned out Japan had broken the code at about the same time we did, and

were well under way with their own jumpgate. Russia and China had both figured it out

the same day.

Work efforts on our own gate re-doubled, one crew working all day, another crew

working all night under the harsh glare of deep-sea light towers, the equivalent of 35.000

household lights, the same kind of lights Bob Ballard used to study the wreckage of the

Titanic two-and-a-half miles down in her dark, watery grave at the bottom of the world.

We were in a race to prove to the aliens that we were the country most deserving

to receive their benediction, like people in the audience trying to be chosen as contestants at

a game show.

"Do you ever feel that maybe, just supposing," Stefano looked up from his

tabletop of circuits, a tangle of microfilaments around his brow like a crown, "that we've

bitten off more than we can chew here?"

I nodded, looking out across the campgounds, at the rising, incomplete skeletal

ring of the jumpgate; it described an uneven, massive capital "U". It looked like the ribs of

some giant Technosaur jutting out of the ground, or two vast and trunkless legs,

look upon my works and despair.

"Yeah," I admitted. "I'm sure we did."

"So... what do we do?"

I shrugged. "Learn to chew bigger."

 

The stock market couldn't decide what to make of the impending contact with an

alien culture, so it fluctuated drunkenly, opening high, closing low, then reversing the

trend the next day. Finally, everyone decided to shift their fortunes to technology-based

industries, gambling our visitors would share some of their good science with us. Others,

not quite so sure of the aliens' intentions, invested heavily in gold.

Churches, synagogues and mosques all over the world either fluorished or went

bust. People sought guidance, or forgiveness, and many thought the aliens were secretly

angels and these were the end times, ushered in by man's own hubris.

Got that in one.

New religions sprung up, of course, dedicated to the jumpgate; their symbol was

the vaguely man-like form standing in the portal, just as I'd first seen it when I overlaid the

graphics. "Does that make you John the Baptist?" Stefano asked me.

I hoped not. That gig didn't end too well for John, as i recalled.

Camera crews followed us everywhere, recording everything we did, and why not?

It wasn't as if we were the only nation given the jumpgate technology. It was almost as

common as eyelashes at this point. CNN, PBS and the BBC filmed our every moment,

the good and the bad, and I thought I finally had a pretty fair idea of how the Beatles must

have felt during the filming of "Let it Be."

I wish our little group had had a Yoko to break us up. Several times I looked at

the jumpgate as it approached completion, like a circle about to close, the jaws of a trap

about to snap shut, and I wondered what the hell we were doing. But even if I could

halt the project somehow, there was no turning back. The N'lani had seen to that.

Whatever else they did or didn't know about us, they had unerringly zeroed in

on the one thing that is a global constant: the heart of man is easily corrupted. By

sending us all the same schematics, through Mutually Assured Construction, they had

guaranteed we'd leave the light on and the door unlocked for them.

 

My own little Felini movie, the road show of Amacord, still cluttered my end

of the cul-de-sac outside our home. They were loyal, I had to give them that; they

didn't just pull up stakes (if you could even do that to a house with hubcaps), and

migrate with the rest of the sideshow out to the desert. No, by God. These were

my freaks, and so they remained faithful to me, although I suspected I had probably

lost a few here, gained a few others there.

Sara's car was in the carport when I arrived home for my two days off, so I had to

park in the driveway. As soon as I stepped out, briefcase in hand, I automatically locked

the door. The moment I turned away from the car, the man was there.

He might have been standing in the shadows among the tall bushes flanking the

house, just waiting for me to return home, or perhaps he had been standing in that same

spot all along and I simply hadn't noticed. My mind may have been focused on any

number of things, but the fact is, I had gotten used to seeing people I didn't know

standing about, and I had paid this one too little attention. Whatever the reason, as

soon as he stepped close to me and spoke, I knew this was the one man I should

have been looking out for, even if I hadn't known who it might be.

"Devil," he said, softly. "Judas."

My mouth went dry as a ball of dirt. For a moment, I couldn't speak, because

even in this dim, purple evening light, I could see the high, whirling, twirling light of

madness in his eyes, burning as brightly as a gas flame.

I swallowed -- twice -- my throat making a dry, clicking sound, like dice rattling in

a gambler's hand, or the sound of a hammer being cocked on a pistol. I knew just what

that sounded like, because I'd heard it the moment the man with the gas-flame eyes

stepped up to me and called me a devil. He had a .38 leveled at my stomach. I wish I

could tell you I was brave at that moment, but I felt tears welling up, threatening to spill

down my cheeks; tears of helplessness, of anger, and fear. That, most of all. My wife and

daughter were just on the other side of the wall, not knowing I was home, or aware I was

about to be shot dead not ten feet away from where they sat, watching television.

I could hear the sound of Jerry, Kramer, and George, through the slightly-opened

window.

I became acutely aware of everything in that moment: a bead of sweat as it

trickled its way down the mastoid behind my left ear; how my entire body was covered

with an oily fear-sweat; the sound of Langdon Donahue, poor nerd that he was, calling for

his dog, Axel; the sound of a bird somewhere twittering something that sounded vaguely

like "Che-bur-gah," and I remembered my dad telling me once that this was the cry of the

rare Cheeseburger Bird.

I could smell fresh-cut grass, and the aroma of red beans and rice simmering on the

stove of one of the little nearby campers.

I could see the unnaturally huge barrel of the gun leveled at me, as wide around as

a bear cave, the small tufts of black hair speckling my assailant's trigger finger, and his fat,

pouty, almost feminine mouth, and the almost obscene way his tongue, fat as a thumb,

poked between his lips.

"Whatever you want -- " I tried to speak, my tongue as thick as shoe-leather.

Inside, from the television, a burst of laughter floated out, lending this whole surreal scene

even more of a sense of unreality. I was about to take a gutshot that would blow my

intestines and most of my left kidney out a hole in my back, all over the driver's side of

my car. "Do you want me to beg?" I asked. "Fine. I want to live. I want more than

anything to see my daughter grow up and have kids of her -- "

"Shut up!" he snapped, gun barrel weaving and wavering. There wasn't much

doubt I was going to get shot, it just didn't seem such a sure thing anymore that it would

kill me outright. "Just... shut up!"

I thought it was a bigger risk not to talk to the man with the gas-flame eyes,

because in that quiet, I knew -- I didn't just suspect, I knew -- he'd listen to his own inner

voices and find the resolve to jerk back on the trigger, just the way Gary Yokum had listened

to his own set of voices years earlier.. As long as I could keep him focused on me, I thought

I could talk my way out of this, or at least keep him occupied until someone in the circus

saw what was happening and dialed 911. But I also thought of all those old, wild animal

documentaries, where the lion brought down a gazelle or an alligator snapped up a heron w

while the cameraman just kept filming. Frikkin' Darwinism.

I let a slow, trickling breath out of my chest, like a balloonist releasing hot air to

keep from rising too high, and asked, "What's this about? What have I done to you?

What can I do to make it right?"

"You're in league with the demons!" he gibbered, and I thought his gas-flame eyes

burned even brighter. "I can smell the evil on you! The stink of the fire pits! You're one

of them!"

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I heard Jerry proclaim. How long

had we been standing here? It felt like ages, but I suppose it couldn't have been more than

five minutes, and probably closer to three.

"They're not demons," I corrected, gently. "They're aliens. A very scientifically

advanced race, but just aliens..."

"You cost me my job," he told me. "This economy that your demon friends

brought about caused my church to close -- "

"Church?" This just got more and more abstract.

" -- And now I'm living in my car!" His eyes flickered toward my house, and I

felt oddly violated, thinking of those eyes of gas-flame madness even looking at the one

place on earth where my family was supposed to be safe, as if his burning eyes could

somehow cause the house to explode in an unchecked conflagration.

And then I thought, what if he shoots me? What if he actually does it, and what

happens to Maryvonne if she discovers my body? Worse, what happens if she hears the

shot and comes running? Would this madman turn his gun on an innocent child?

Yes, I was sure he would. He'd take down everyone he could before turning the

last bullet toward himself.

I had nothing to lose and I knew it, but neither did he, and he outweighed me by a

good sixty pounds and a .38 caliber. "All right," I bargained crazily. "I can halt the

project, change a couple of equations, sabotage the gate..."

"See how easily betrayal comes to you?" he said, his voice deceptively calm, and

squeezed the trigger.

Click.

I gasped and swore I felt the bullet rip into me, but it was only because I was

expecting it. Had this all been a joke? A cautionary tale? This time you get to live, but

next time...

No. The look on his face told me he was as surprised as I was that I was still alive.

Misfire, that's all, or maybe he'd forgotten to flip the safety. I wasn't going to squander

this moment and allow him the chance to correct whatever rookie mistake he'd made.

Sure enough, he had forgotten the safety, and as his sausage-casing fingers

fumbled to release it, I brought my briefcase up -- a little surprised to see I was still

holding it -- hard as I could, banging the steel-reinforced corner into the man's left temple,

raking it across his cheek as the force of the blow snapped his head to the right. I watched

a red seam appear in his cheek, exposing the dental work beneath. His teeth were yellow,

from too much coffee, or perhaps smoking, and he showed early signs of periodontal

disease.

He cursed something unintelligible and went down, but he was a long way from

out. He still had the gun, and still worked to throw the safety. I swung my briefcase once

more, slamming the steel corner into his teeth, pulping that pouty, almost fey, mouth.

He lost his grip on his gun but fought to grab it back, even as I delivered a solid

kick to his ribs, cushioned by layers of fat. I snatched the gun from the drive, even as

his fingers, smeared with his own blood, felt blindly for the weapon. Whatever madness

empowered him seemed inexhaustible, like some fissionable material.

He looked up at me, his flensed cheek pressed to the gravel of the driveway, the

pilot light of his gas-flame eyes dimming, sputtering, but I knew it would take only the

tiniest spark to reignite that madness, hotter and brighter than ever.

I felt my finger tighten on the trigger. I wanted to shoot this man. I was going

to kill him

Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

and I might have, if my hand hadn't been shaking so badly. The bullet whanged off the

driveway and went whining away into the evening shadows like some pissed-off mosquito

in search of blood. I started to tell the man to beg, but the words were breathless, choking

sounds, and I sicked everything up. My stomach cramped up from all the adrenaline

that had been dumped into my system, and my knees got that rubbery wobble that

comes with averted disaster. I had to steady myself against the hood of my car.

I reached into my coat pocket and got my cel phone and started to thumb in

911, but stopped. I was going to have to subject myself to a lot of questions, not the

least of which would be why I had powder residue on my hands and a bullet missing from

the drum if I was the one assaulted. A lot depended on the cop who answered the

call, presenting me an equation with too many variables and imponderables.

"I closed the cel hood and slipped it back into my pocket. "Go," I told the

man with the gas-flame eyes. I suppose my eyes looked a bit like that, in that moment.

"But if you ever come back, or come anywhere near my family, I won't hesitate to

shoot... I won't hesitate to give you to my demon masters," I amended.

That night, without explanation, I moved my family to a small motel near the

jumpgate construction site. In a few days, I told them, everything will be back to

normal.

 

Most of the nearby motels were full-up, of course, because of the news crews

and interested obervers (we called these prurient voyeurs jumpgatecrashers), but a

technician on our team agreed to let us have his motel room after I explained what had

happened.

"Didn't you ever think that might be the response?" he asked, point-blankly, in the

motel parking lot as I was transferring luggage. Heat snakes slithered and squirmed up

from the baking blacktop, rippling and distorting my view of the world beyond.

"No," I admitted. "I mean, I guess I knew this information would change a lot of

lives, but I always thought -- " I always thought I'd be a hero, I heard my inner voice say,

whining like a petulant child. "What are you saying?"

He shrugged. "They're scared, a lot of them. Most of them are just simple folks

who go through life day to day, happy with the sameness, and feel like they've won the

lottery if the local A&P has triple-coupon week. They have simple needs and even

simpler beliefs."

"And I shook that up."

He put his hand on my shoulder, drew me close and gave me a friendly, brotherly

hug. "Let me give you a bit of advice my father gave me," he said. "If you keep this in

mind, I think it'll make your own day-to-day life a lot easier." He paused a moment,

letting the nearby whine of interstate traffic die down so he wouldn't have to dilute his

philosophy by shouting it in my ear. When the air was still, he said clearly and simply, and

with the gravest of gravity, "People are cretins."

 

"Run for your lives," I muttered under my breath; "the cretin dam has burst."

We finished the jumpgate a few days earlier, and the day we declared it officially

open was a Saturday. The afternoon was hot and clear; it was not a day packed with

omens. It was just a day.

The testing grounds lay flat in all directions for miles, but the grounds were packed

shoulder-to-shoulder with the apostles who had come to hear the sermon on the military

proving grounds, and those who had come to protest, and those who had just come to see

us fail spectacularly.

Stefano told me he had heard on the news that pregnant women had been

demanding doctors induce labor. When I asked him why, he told me it was because

they didn't want their children born during an alien invasion.

The hurricane fencing was still up, and only a select few hundred had been

allowed inside the compound, near the jumpgate. There was a high-school band standing

by, ready to play the theme from 2001 and Close Encounters for our visitors, like this

was all just some big half-time extravaganza. Also standing by were a few military

sharpshooters, just in case the N'lani were suddenly filled with the idea of eminent domain,

or in case the crowd harbored a suicide bomber with a bad dose of xenophobia.

A shining gold ribbon was strung across the portal opening, which was wide enough

to allow two double-decker buses to drive through, side by side, and at the end of the

ceremony, the governor, the head of SETI and I, would all cut the ribbon, and Miss

California would flip the switch, opening the jumpgate. In fact, the switch did nothing. It was

all for show, for the dozen upon dozens of TV stations filming the event. The gate was already

"on." It would take a while to power up, and the ceremony was timed to conclude at the same

moment the gate came online. Something like this didn't work with a simple on/off button.

Sara sat near me on the makeshift dais, and Vonnie next to her. I scanned the

crowd restlessly; my encounter with the man with the gas-flame eyes had left me jumpy

and skittish, expecting him or one of his equally insane brethren to step serenely out of the

shadows and finish the job. See ya in hell, y'hear?

 

"...man looked to the stars from the mouth of his cave..." the governor was

droning on; I only picked up a few words here and there. I could feel the small hairs on

the back of my neck and arms bristle as the jumpgate powered up nearby. I blinked; the

fluid behind my eyes began to swim, affected by the ambient energies stirring just a few

yards away.

I looked at Maryvonne, who rubbed her eyes repeatedly, and looked as if she were

about to cry from the discomfort. We were several years on by this point, since that night I

received the message, but Vonnie still looked young and helpless. I reached across Sara

and gave Vonnie's little hand a squeeze. "It's okay," I told her. "It's just the jumpgate. I feel

it, too."

"Is it safe to be sitting so close to it?" Sara asked.

"Oh, sure," I said, trying to sound as if I did this sort of thing all the time, but the

truth was, I didn't have any idea. No one had expected this kind of reaction on organic

matter positioned near the portal. If it grew worse, I would pick Vonnie up and walk

with her and Sara away from the platform.

The governor was feeling the effects, too, like a welling nausea that keeps rising,

but relief never comes. He lost his place in his speech, shuffled his notes, wiped at his

streaming eyes, and tried to resume the thread of his ceremony.

The jumpgate stood nearly two stories tall, and its center was a perfect circle, save

at the bottom, where a gently-sloping ramp had been added. I wanted to add a handicap

sign to the platform, but Stefano told me that was not politically correct, even after I pointed

out to him, if you really look at that universal symbol for handicapped parking, it looks

suspiciously like an alien with a big ass. He laughed, but held firm. It was probably

just as well. I didn't need that kind of notoriety, on top of the disdain that would soon

follow.

The gate was perhaps two feet deep, composed of several layers, each layer made

of spent uranium, because the gate would need such durable material, to contain all the

massive energies it would be required to summon. Every few yards, within the center

circle, were placed energy ports. The outer rim of the gate was an onyx colored metal,

and a few amber lights were set into the surface at irregular intervals. Great, snaking

steel cables wound their way from the command center, through the audience, to the

jumpgate.

But the look of it -- the design -- was all wrong. It made me think of the gates

of hell, all cold and sterile efficiency, sharp edges and jagged bits of steel with no other

purpose than to spill your blood if you got too careless. I really wondered what we

had been thinking. If we had been thinking, because if we had, I don't believe we ever

would have built this obscenity.

My bowels began to liquify, and I heard Miss California, who was seated near me

strangle a duck. The governor was perspiring heavily now, blinking almost non-stop to

clear the sweat from his eyes. People seated in the front rows of the audience began to

fidget uncomfortably.

"...The moon and Mars are just our stepping stones," the governor continued,

gamely, his voice breathless with discomfort. I turned to Vonnie; she had her arms

folded around herself, rocking back and forth on her chair, crying freely. Sara tried to

comfort her, but could not. My wife looked at me, her eyes wide and pleading, begging

me to do something.

One of the military men came running through the crowd, pushing people out of

his way as he ran. He was shouting something, but he was too far away to hear clearly

over the beating of the blood-drums in my ears.

"Stop... Japan... attack...!"

That didn't make a lot of sense, unless he was the last man on the planet to hear

about Pearl Harbor. Either that, or he'd been running since 1941.

His words took on more meaning as he got nearer the dais, but they didn't make

any more sense. "Japan is online!" he shouted, bellowing the news like a Drill Instructor,

competing with the shrill whine of the jumpgate as it cycled up. "Their gate is open!

They're under attack! You have to shut that thing down -- now!"

 

The shriek of the jumpgate fed through the microphones, creating a terrible sound

loop of feedback. I felt something heavy burst in my nose, and a spray of blood coated my

shirt. I turned to the portal, eyes squinted as if gazing into a blinding light, and watched a

shimmering curtain of energy fill the gate like a kaleidoscope. A greenish mist began to

creep out of the portal like some luminescent ground fog.

Maryvonne was running around in tight little circles, hands cupping her eyes,

shrieking like a bat. The portal was glowing brightly now, as webs of energy crossed and

re-crossed from side to side, like a blazing hi-tech pentagram. I didn't want to see the

demon this was conjuring. This wasn't a gate to another world; we'd built a gateway to

hell.

"Shut it down!" the general commanded.

I was the nearest tech on hand, since I was supposed to take part in the ceremony,

but there wasn't much I could do, except grab up the nearest folding chair and start

banging it against the jumpgate circuitry.

This ain't rocket science, I thought, crazily.

The problem was, this thing would take as long to power down as it did to build

up; there was just too much raw power contained in the conjuring circle (and I saw now

with all the clarity of hindsight that that's just what this thing was; the man with the gas-

flame eyes was crazy, but he was also right) to simply pull the plug, and I suspected, once

it was activated, the gate couldn't be closed, anyway. I think the N'lani had seen to that.

One of the soldiers had found an axe and was trying to chop through the main

power cable, as thick as a sewage pipe, wrapped in titanium steel.

In the blazing brilliance at the heart of the jumpgate, I could see a misty figure,

big as an Asgardian Storm Giant, begin to form, and another, and another, like this was

the 21st century's answer to the endless clown car. Beyond those figures, the light of an

alien world, a different galaxy. I was momentarily mesmerized by the sight, until I heard

Sara scream.

I kept smashing at the exposed circuits of the gate, and thought I might be able to

do enough damage to stop the advancing Storm Giants, given a few more moments, but

they proved to be moments I didn't have.

"Get Vonnie out of here!" I shouted to Sara, giving her a hard push toward the

edge of the platform.

The crowd was screaming now, and all I could think of was, Don't worry, ladies

and gentlemen, those chains are made of chrome steel, but obscure bits of dialogue

from King Kong weren't going to help me now.

A widget of some sort darted from the gate, moving at incredible speeds. It

looked like a techno-organic dragonfly, with wings like stained glass windows. The

beating of its wings made a whining sound, but if you tried to follow it by sound alone, it

was already somewhere else before you even heard it.

The general unholstered his sidearm and tried to draw a bead on it, but it was

hellishly fast, and it impaled him on its long, spiked tail. The last thing the general saw in

this life was his own shocked features, reflected and reflected in his insectile killer's

compound eyes.

I heard the crack of gunfire, flat and hollow, as the military sharp-shooters tried to

take the dragonfly down. The steel-jacketed slugs cracked the techno-insect's carapace,

exposing meat and circuitry. A second fusilade failed to find its mark, because now the

creature was aware of the danger and had pinpointed its attackers' location. It hovered

in the air, inches above that crowd that, incredibly, remained seated, too stunned by fright

to move. The dragonfly's wings beat faster and faster, until they were a blur, then

invisible, and I saw the air around the creature ripple. A wave of sound, too high-pitched

to hear and as solid as a wall, rolled forward and struck the two nearest sharp-shooters,

shattering their guns, bones, organs, shredding their bodies into bloody rags and filaments.

Gobbets of soldier rained down on the crowd and pavement.

I forced myself to look away, and found Sara and Vonnie, halfway through the

crowd, caught in the rush toward the exit.

Sparks erupted from some of the circuitry I was smashing, and for a moment, I

thought the figures in the portal might have flickered, but it might have been the spatial

distortion/interface, or, more likely, my eyes adjusting to the glow.

There was a strange, disjointed moment, as if time had somehow slipped,

 

lending this an out-of-body experience feeling, like waking from a dream of falling,

jolting suddenly awake in your own body. The gate was probably mucking up

time around its acretion area, like a black hole freezing light. I had to stop it --

now. While I still could.

I pounded again, bare-fisted, at the exposed circuitry beneath the cowling I had

broken open, reaching in, ripping and tearing relays and microchips out by the handful,

like a jewel thief in some mad crash and dash.

"Daddy!" I heard Vonnie scream. I found her in the crowd, pointing at

something behind me, her mouth describing the perfect letter "O" like the jumpgate.

I turned to see what she was pointing at and felt the air leave my lungs in a

rush.

"Paul!" Sara screamed.

Paul.

That's my name.

Paul...

 



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